Foo Mo sez "I'm Easy!"

WTF?!With a keen eye and ever-sarcastic gaze, the folks over at Sarcastic Gamer have just discovered a stunning, earth-shattering truth about our great leader, Foo Mo Jive.

He plays Halo 3 on Easy. Yeah, really.

Also known as Baby Mode, or in the parlance of the streets, Sucka Mode. Yeah, REALLY.

Why, you ask? Well, as far as the rest of us at Podtacular headquarters know, he was probably just looking to boost his 'cheevo score and find some skulls buried deep in the bowels of the Cortana level (who knows what's up in there) but we all know that there's no acceptable reason to be playing Halo 3 on Easy. Not unless you're going head-to-head with Mr. T, Chuck Norris and Ahnuld all at once and the only way to escape with your life is to start up campaign in true sissy fashion. Even then, it might be best to take the pummeling and at least go out like a man.

Either way, here's hoping that one Mr. Foo Mo Jive can show his face and we can all rest easy that this was just a case of mistaken identity, or some other semi-believable circumstance that would keep the world from collapsing upon itself. Please?

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Austindud518's picture

Heresy! Who plays on easy? I

Heresy! Who plays on easy? I smell something fishy...

Master_Podtack's picture

Maybe, im just spit ballin

Maybe, im just spit ballin here, but maybe sum won else at fo mo jive's house was playing?

Painkilla05's picture

lolz you cant get skulls on

lolz you cant get skulls on easy.

CapnKrunk's picture

Exactly, but that's the only

Exactly, but that's the only remotely plausible excuse I could come up with. Not that it would help Foo Mo's argument, because it would be like dumb multiplied by stupid, but well...can you think of any other explanation?

foomojive's picture

I can neither confirm nor

I can neither confirm nor deny these grave accusations. It's a rumor, and I don't respond to rumors.

Did I mention we need your campaign tips for the next show? :)

t3hreaper's picture

Wow Foo Mo, with the

Wow Foo Mo, with the "confirm nor deny" thing, you should run for President!

Master_Podtack's picture

Foomo does your gt have

Foomo does your gt have spaces in it? if not than this is fake!!!!!!!!!

a surly hobo's picture

Foomo, you let me down :(

Foomo, you let me down :(

marooner's picture

*EPIC GASP* You displease me

*EPIC GASP* You displease me foo mo.

JVB's picture

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

HaloFreak bunny's picture

better yet:

better yet:

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

...and doh...

lilkuke's picture

holy alpaca........ WHAT IS

holy alpaca........ WHAT IS THIS COMMUNITY COMING TO?!?!?!?!?! YOU...... were our last hope.....

NOOOOOOOOO......

Duffman X18's picture

A little too much there...

A little too much there...

shotgunfriendly's picture

and i thought u were epic oh

and i thought u were epic oh well, time to move on to next person on my epic list

John Wayne 119's picture

I have no doubt in my mind

I have no doubt in my mind that this is a crude attack on our great leader foomo and this is simply the result of a ten minute photoshop session , Right foomo !

Bloody Polar Bear's picture

I use photoshop every single

I use photoshop every single day and trust me, that right there is no photoshop job because the way they would have to replace the words on top of the background without effecting the style and keep the pixel size the exact same just can't happen. Even some layer work here wouldn't work. This is the genuine article.

Lancelot59's picture

sorry for some reason it

sorry for some reason it double posted...see below.

Lancelot59's picture

wait isn't his gamertag just

wait isn't his gamertag just foomojive with no spaces?

lilkuke's picture

wait a second.... maybe it

wait a second.... maybe it was his wife!!! forget what i said last time!

Unr3alChi3f's picture

I GOT IT!!! FOO MO WIVE!!!

I GOT IT!!! FOO MO WIVE!!! WOOT!!

...or it could be some neighbor that has just a ps3 and desperately wants to play through the campaign in about an hour...

Legendary Hooligan's picture

maybe he wanted to play

maybe he wanted to play through it real quick for the upcoming show to refamiliarize himself with it. but foo mo, without a valid excuse i declare you have lost much respect from the community. :-) and yeah i thought his GT had no spaces.. maybe somebody is copying off him and just doing that to make him look bad? i have no idea. plus, its sarcastic gamer. can't always trust it.

Lancelot59's picture

yeah, maybe...but still.

yeah, maybe...but still.

Killazilla's picture

LOL I saw him last night

LOL I saw him last night playing on Easy and thought the same thing.

That screen is 100% true. Even the achievement swere the same.

Sorry Foo but THE TRUTH WILL NOT BE SILENCED! :P

Bloody Polar Bear's picture

Foo is going to need to find

Foo is going to need to find a paperbag to put over his head by the time this is over. lol

weapwnsmaster's picture

I think 1 million kittens

I think 1 million kittens just died...

Paranoid Sarge's picture

Foo Mo You dissapoint me

Foo Mo You dissapoint me lol
Well he needs to find the skulls let him. It's not that big of deal...right?

Anorexic Leader's picture

Lay off Foo Mo's back.... No

Lay off Foo Mo's back.... No offense, but we all know Foo Mo isn't the very best Halo player....but theres probably a good reason why he was on easy. Most likely it was just to familiarize himself w/ Tsavo Highway for the show, and he just wanted a quick run through. My friend told me after I went to bed, he saw Foo Moo was logged it to XBL playing campaign on easy, and he just shrugged it off. I don't know about you, but in his defense there are some people that even I know personally who are pretty good at multiplayer, but get their butts handed to them in Campaign. I've also seen this vice versa, a really bad multiplayer person, but they take all the kills in campaign while playing co-op. They turn into beasts when playing the actual game. I can't really explain that, bit one of my close friends almost always does better than me in campaign mode on legendary, but I can own his face all day in 1v1. There's no real excuse, but anyways those are my plausible reasons. Forget Sarcastic Gamer anyways!

gunny13's picture

you betrayed me foo mo you

you betrayed me foo mo you must get back your honor!

Dr Pepper 6pk's picture

gawd WHO CARES? Just let the

gawd WHO CARES? Just let the man play his goddamn game, even if it IS on easy

weapwnsmaster's picture

Its barely a game when its

Its barely a game when its on easy...

Stooch's picture

Everyone knows all the pros

Everyone knows all the pros play on easy these days...take Dialpex for example ;)

CapnKrunk's picture

OH SICK BURN! :D

OH SICK BURN! :D

Arbitation's picture

I agree with weapwnsmaster,

I agree with weapwnsmaster, it's hardly a game on easy coz you just look at the grunts and they run for cover and you can kill a brute with like three br shots

Tapio's picture

BURN!!!!!!!!

BURN!!!!!!!!

chuckiej's picture

Sarcastic Gamer's

Sarcastic Gamer's investigative reporting is bar none. The only solution is for foo mo jive to be a guest on SG or for Doc to be a guest on our humble show so the situation can be explained. Let the truth be told!

yowler18's picture

I agree with anorexic

I agree with anorexic leader. Let foo mo play the game how he wants. So what if he plays on easy. I always run through on easy the first time I play campaign. It's the best way to get the storyline and to get familiarized with the game a little. Let it go, I'm sure he has his reason.

TheRussianKoLob's picture

I agree with chuckie and

I agree with chuckie and anorexic. Maybe he just wanted to go through easy for fun without the real possiblity of being killed and having to start over at a checkpoint. I've done that before when I just want to unleash unstoppable carnage on A.I.'s with noob intelligence. It can be fun sometimes.

Dialpex's picture

Ohhh noes Stooch don't

Ohhh noes Stooch don't revealz mah Seekrets!

Juggler18's picture

Shame, shame, shame.

Shame, shame, shame. Everyone knows a real man plays on Normal! lol

Hoogs's picture

I don't blame him, playing

I don't blame him, playing campaign on easy can be loads of fun, just breezing through the levels and feeling on top of the world...

Lancelot59's picture

not really...

not really...

Duffman X18's picture

This has also been catching

This has also been catching attention on the SG site (obviously). People are disappointed in you Foo.

Warhero89's picture

Lol... Don't worry

Lol...

Don't worry foomojive, ill escort you though normal.

~Warhero89~

lilkuke's picture

He might even need an escort

He might even need an escort through easy, for all we know!!

Tarheels32's picture

Sarcastic Gamer is the shit.

Sarcastic Gamer is the shit.

Laird's picture

you let me down man, please

you let me down man, please consider this my resignation from podtacular.com!

Luke Gray's picture

I don't care if he plays on

I don't care if he plays on easy he is a good guy with great humor. This is all just gossip and I don't like gossip. Foo, you still have my support! keep on doing what you want. I have never played with him personally but i always think of him as one of those guys who will take a man don with him. Foo Mo Jive is a man!
Keep on Fraggin Trucks!

Luke Gray's picture

Why was this on the front

Why was this on the front page? That is so dumb. I don't think it should be on here at all but ON THE FRONT PAGE! that is low.

CapnKrunk's picture

You know what's dumb? People

You know what's dumb? People named Luke Gray. It kinda reminds me of Luke Smith, and we all know he drops mad cheats on Halo 3. And people named CapnKrunk. That's like dumber than dumb. I hate that guy. Except for his rock-hard abs and thousand-yard stare.

commander in chief's picture

http://www.bungie.net/Stats/P

http://www.bungie.net/Stats/PlayerCampaignStatsHalo3.aspx?player=foo%20mo%20jive

All the proof nessisary. You did it Foo Mo.

-Atleast he didn't die at all-

Killazilla's picture

You guys do realise that: #1

You guys do realise that:

#1 We are all being sarcastic

#2 This was a Sarcastic Gamer article and they love to blow things out of proportion.

#3 We are all being sarcastic

Hoogs's picture

It is sometimes hard to

It is sometimes hard to tell, but I guess the fact that it was posted by SARCASTIC Gamer should be enough to get the hint.

a surly hobo's picture

Seriously everyone who is

Seriously everyone who is taking this seriously, this news is brought to you by Sarcastic Gamer. They have a great podcast and website that comes up with very funny and entertaining articles. We are playing along, Foomo is a cool guy for all of the things he does for us, we are kidding around with him and he knows we mean no harm.

Take a few minutes to check out their site, it's full of rambunctious articles like this one and listen to their latest podcast, it's a good show.

Lancelot59's picture

yeah, I'm just gonna go with

yeah, I'm just gonna go with that he was running through to get with it again for the show.

minimoose's picture

awwww... come on people.

awwww... come on people. Sometimes its fun to just go through the campaign and kill stuff really easily. Nothing is more satisfying than blowing away everything without any trouble at all

Swift Ninja1's picture

Maybe Foo Mo was just look

Maybe Foo Mo was just look for good things for the next campiagn show. It is easy to find good ways to get around stuff on easy.

Foo Mo Jive on Easy FTW!

Anorexic Leader's picture

A few posts back, I laughed

A few posts back, I laughed so freaking hard when CapnKrunk burned Luke Gray, and then turned right back around and burned himself. At least he made a good comparison to stupid Luke Smith, former EGM but now Bungie affiliate..... Also I checked the Bungie Campaign stats for Foo Mo, and as I suspected, he only played Tsavo Highway and The Storm on Easy. That pretty much proves that he was just doing a quick run through to freshen-up his knowledge for the show...all the other campaign runs were on Heroic, and a few on Normal. But of course everybody steps down to normal every now and then... Keep on fraggin' Trucks Foo Mo!

Kickimanjaro's picture

...i playz on easiez...

...i playz on easiez...

Classicrockguy's picture

i always choose the hardest

i always choose the hardest difficulty at first with all games and then after i beat it on the hardest setting i try it on the easiest just to feel like i'm an unstopable beast. haha.

caz51's picture

just steal a cookie from the

just steal a cookie from the cookie jar next time

Tapio's picture

HAR HAR HAR @ people who

HAR HAR HAR @ people who dont understand this article.

It`s fun to play as easy..specially when you knock the light out from some brute with pp&Fist and teabag them..

give them mouthful...i should have not said that hahah

Master_Podtack's picture

i Have Lost No Respect For

i Have Lost No Respect For Foomojive.None! Even If He Plays On Easy Hes Still Foomojive right? and like legendary hooligan says hes probably just familiarizing himself with the maps!

ManOfPopsicle's picture

ROTFL @ CapnKrunk insulting

ROTFL @ CapnKrunk insulting Luke Gray, then burning himself.

Why do you guys even take this seriously, lol Foo Mo knows we're teasing.