With a keen eye and ever-sarcastic gaze, the folks over at Sarcastic Gamer have just discovered a stunning, earth-shattering truth about our great leader, Foo Mo Jive.
He plays Halo 3 on Easy. Yeah, really.
Also known as Baby Mode, or in the parlance of the streets, Sucka Mode. Yeah, REALLY.
Why, you ask? Well, as far as the rest of us at Podtacular headquarters know, he was probably just looking to boost his 'cheevo score and find some skulls buried deep in the bowels of the Cortana level (who knows what's up in there) but we all know that there's no acceptable reason to be playing Halo 3 on Easy. Not unless you're going head-to-head with Mr. T, Chuck Norris and Ahnuld all at once and the only way to escape with your life is to start up campaign in true sissy fashion. Even then, it might be best to take the pummeling and at least go out like a man.
Either way, here's hoping that one Mr. Foo Mo Jive can show his face and we can all rest easy that this was just a case of mistaken identity, or some other semi-believable circumstance that would keep the world from collapsing upon itself. Please?
Comments
Heresy! Who plays on easy? I
Heresy! Who plays on easy? I smell something fishy...
Maybe, im just spit ballin
Maybe, im just spit ballin here, but maybe sum won else at fo mo jive's house was playing?
lolz you cant get skulls on
lolz you cant get skulls on easy.
Exactly, but that's the only
Exactly, but that's the only remotely plausible excuse I could come up with. Not that it would help Foo Mo's argument, because it would be like dumb multiplied by stupid, but well...can you think of any other explanation?
I can neither confirm nor
I can neither confirm nor deny these grave accusations. It's a rumor, and I don't respond to rumors.
Did I mention we need your campaign tips for the next show? :)
Wow Foo Mo, with the
Wow Foo Mo, with the "confirm nor deny" thing, you should run for President!
Foomo does your gt have
Foomo does your gt have spaces in it? if not than this is fake!!!!!!!!!
Foomo, you let me down :(
Foomo, you let me down :(
*EPIC GASP* You displease me
*EPIC GASP* You displease me foo mo.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
better yet:
better yet:
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
...and doh...
holy alpaca........ WHAT IS
holy alpaca........ WHAT IS THIS COMMUNITY COMING TO?!?!?!?!?! YOU...... were our last hope.....
NOOOOOOOOO......
A little too much there...
A little too much there...
and i thought u were epic oh
and i thought u were epic oh well, time to move on to next person on my epic list
I have no doubt in my mind
I have no doubt in my mind that this is a crude attack on our great leader foomo and this is simply the result of a ten minute photoshop session , Right foomo !
I use photoshop every single
I use photoshop every single day and trust me, that right there is no photoshop job because the way they would have to replace the words on top of the background without effecting the style and keep the pixel size the exact same just can't happen. Even some layer work here wouldn't work. This is the genuine article.
sorry for some reason it
sorry for some reason it double posted...see below.
wait isn't his gamertag just
wait isn't his gamertag just foomojive with no spaces?
wait a second.... maybe it
wait a second.... maybe it was his wife!!! forget what i said last time!
I GOT IT!!! FOO MO WIVE!!!
I GOT IT!!! FOO MO WIVE!!! WOOT!!
...or it could be some neighbor that has just a ps3 and desperately wants to play through the campaign in about an hour...
maybe he wanted to play
maybe he wanted to play through it real quick for the upcoming show to refamiliarize himself with it. but foo mo, without a valid excuse i declare you have lost much respect from the community. :-) and yeah i thought his GT had no spaces.. maybe somebody is copying off him and just doing that to make him look bad? i have no idea. plus, its sarcastic gamer. can't always trust it.
yeah, maybe...but still.
yeah, maybe...but still.
LOL I saw him last night
LOL I saw him last night playing on Easy and thought the same thing.
That screen is 100% true. Even the achievement swere the same.
Sorry Foo but THE TRUTH WILL NOT BE SILENCED! :P
Foo is going to need to find
Foo is going to need to find a paperbag to put over his head by the time this is over. lol
I think 1 million kittens
I think 1 million kittens just died...
Foo Mo You dissapoint me
Foo Mo You dissapoint me lol
Well he needs to find the skulls let him. It's not that big of deal...right?
Lay off Foo Mo's back.... No
Lay off Foo Mo's back.... No offense, but we all know Foo Mo isn't the very best Halo player....but theres probably a good reason why he was on easy. Most likely it was just to familiarize himself w/ Tsavo Highway for the show, and he just wanted a quick run through. My friend told me after I went to bed, he saw Foo Moo was logged it to XBL playing campaign on easy, and he just shrugged it off. I don't know about you, but in his defense there are some people that even I know personally who are pretty good at multiplayer, but get their butts handed to them in Campaign. I've also seen this vice versa, a really bad multiplayer person, but they take all the kills in campaign while playing co-op. They turn into beasts when playing the actual game. I can't really explain that, bit one of my close friends almost always does better than me in campaign mode on legendary, but I can own his face all day in 1v1. There's no real excuse, but anyways those are my plausible reasons. Forget Sarcastic Gamer anyways!
you betrayed me foo mo you
you betrayed me foo mo you must get back your honor!
gawd WHO CARES? Just let the
gawd WHO CARES? Just let the man play his goddamn game, even if it IS on easy
Its barely a game when its
Its barely a game when its on easy...
Everyone knows all the pros
Everyone knows all the pros play on easy these days...take Dialpex for example ;)
OH SICK BURN! :D
OH SICK BURN! :D
I agree with weapwnsmaster,
I agree with weapwnsmaster, it's hardly a game on easy coz you just look at the grunts and they run for cover and you can kill a brute with like three br shots
BURN!!!!!!!!
BURN!!!!!!!!
Sarcastic Gamer's
Sarcastic Gamer's investigative reporting is bar none. The only solution is for foo mo jive to be a guest on SG or for Doc to be a guest on our humble show so the situation can be explained. Let the truth be told!
I agree with anorexic
I agree with anorexic leader. Let foo mo play the game how he wants. So what if he plays on easy. I always run through on easy the first time I play campaign. It's the best way to get the storyline and to get familiarized with the game a little. Let it go, I'm sure he has his reason.
I agree with chuckie and
I agree with chuckie and anorexic. Maybe he just wanted to go through easy for fun without the real possiblity of being killed and having to start over at a checkpoint. I've done that before when I just want to unleash unstoppable carnage on A.I.'s with noob intelligence. It can be fun sometimes.
Ohhh noes Stooch don't
Ohhh noes Stooch don't revealz mah Seekrets!
Shame, shame, shame.
Shame, shame, shame. Everyone knows a real man plays on Normal! lol
I don't blame him, playing
I don't blame him, playing campaign on easy can be loads of fun, just breezing through the levels and feeling on top of the world...
not really...
not really...
This has also been catching
This has also been catching attention on the SG site (obviously). People are disappointed in you Foo.
Lol... Don't worry
Lol...
Don't worry foomojive, ill escort you though normal.
~Warhero89~
He might even need an escort
He might even need an escort through easy, for all we know!!
Sarcastic Gamer is the shit.
Sarcastic Gamer is the shit.
you let me down man, please
you let me down man, please consider this my resignation from podtacular.com!
I don't care if he plays on
I don't care if he plays on easy he is a good guy with great humor. This is all just gossip and I don't like gossip. Foo, you still have my support! keep on doing what you want. I have never played with him personally but i always think of him as one of those guys who will take a man don with him. Foo Mo Jive is a man!
Keep on Fraggin Trucks!
Why was this on the front
Why was this on the front page? That is so dumb. I don't think it should be on here at all but ON THE FRONT PAGE! that is low.
You know what's dumb? People
You know what's dumb? People named Luke Gray. It kinda reminds me of Luke Smith, and we all know he drops mad cheats on Halo 3. And people named CapnKrunk. That's like dumber than dumb. I hate that guy. Except for his rock-hard abs and thousand-yard stare.
http://www.bungie.net/Stats/P
http://www.bungie.net/Stats/PlayerCampaignStatsHalo3.aspx?player=foo%20mo%20jive
All the proof nessisary. You did it Foo Mo.
-Atleast he didn't die at all-
You guys do realise that: #1
You guys do realise that:
#1 We are all being sarcastic
#2 This was a Sarcastic Gamer article and they love to blow things out of proportion.
#3 We are all being sarcastic
It is sometimes hard to
It is sometimes hard to tell, but I guess the fact that it was posted by SARCASTIC Gamer should be enough to get the hint.
Seriously everyone who is
Seriously everyone who is taking this seriously, this news is brought to you by Sarcastic Gamer. They have a great podcast and website that comes up with very funny and entertaining articles. We are playing along, Foomo is a cool guy for all of the things he does for us, we are kidding around with him and he knows we mean no harm.
Take a few minutes to check out their site, it's full of rambunctious articles like this one and listen to their latest podcast, it's a good show.
yeah, I'm just gonna go with
yeah, I'm just gonna go with that he was running through to get with it again for the show.
awwww... come on people.
awwww... come on people. Sometimes its fun to just go through the campaign and kill stuff really easily. Nothing is more satisfying than blowing away everything without any trouble at all
Maybe Foo Mo was just look
Maybe Foo Mo was just look for good things for the next campiagn show. It is easy to find good ways to get around stuff on easy.
Foo Mo Jive on Easy FTW!
A few posts back, I laughed
A few posts back, I laughed so freaking hard when CapnKrunk burned Luke Gray, and then turned right back around and burned himself. At least he made a good comparison to stupid Luke Smith, former EGM but now Bungie affiliate..... Also I checked the Bungie Campaign stats for Foo Mo, and as I suspected, he only played Tsavo Highway and The Storm on Easy. That pretty much proves that he was just doing a quick run through to freshen-up his knowledge for the show...all the other campaign runs were on Heroic, and a few on Normal. But of course everybody steps down to normal every now and then... Keep on fraggin' Trucks Foo Mo!
...i playz on easiez...
...i playz on easiez...
i always choose the hardest
i always choose the hardest difficulty at first with all games and then after i beat it on the hardest setting i try it on the easiest just to feel like i'm an unstopable beast. haha.
just steal a cookie from the
just steal a cookie from the cookie jar next time
HAR HAR HAR @ people who
HAR HAR HAR @ people who dont understand this article.
It`s fun to play as easy..specially when you knock the light out from some brute with pp&Fist and teabag them..
give them mouthful...i should have not said that hahah
i Have Lost No Respect For
i Have Lost No Respect For Foomojive.None! Even If He Plays On Easy Hes Still Foomojive right? and like legendary hooligan says hes probably just familiarizing himself with the maps!
ROTFL @ CapnKrunk insulting
ROTFL @ CapnKrunk insulting Luke Gray, then burning himself.
Why do you guys even take this seriously, lol Foo Mo knows we're teasing.