The Podtacular Adventures!
Episode 18: For Foo Mo!
By Lilkuke
Previously, on the Podtacular Adventures…
The fellowship continued on until they were on the bridge where they would later get picked up. There were at least 10 brutes just waiting there, eating crumpets.
“CRUMPETS?!?! WHERE???? I CAN HAZ CRUMPETZ!!!” Foo Mo screamed. Then, he rushed out. The Brute Chieftain had a gravity hammer and all the rest of the Fellowship heard was Foo Mo screaming. What was really happening was he was flying through the air because the chieftain had hit him dead on with a gravity hammer. Foo Mo flew back to where the others were taking cover. JVB examined him.
“F-Foo Mo? Are you there, buddy? Please, say something…”
“Y-you guys… d-do-don’t be a f-f-fool like m-me. I will s-see you g-guys n-n-next ti-time… uhhh….” JVB stared back at Foo Mo for a while. Then, JVB said,
“He’s dead.”
To be continued…
NOW…
Silence swept across the room. The only sound that could be heard was the sound of the raging brute and his gravity hammer.
“How could this happen? How could he die because of stupid crumpets???” Brent said.
Johnson started talking, “Gentlemen, now you know why we must save humanity. Why we MUST save Earth. If we don’t, Foo Mo Jive will have died for nothing. They may take our weapons, our planet, and pretty much everything else we have, but, they will never take, OUR FREEDOM!!! Now, I say we go out there, avenge our friend, and finish this fight. Who’s with me?!” Everyone agreed, and rushed out, saying,
“FOR FOO MO!!!!!!!!!!!” That day was one to remember. Hacks and slashes and decapitations, and wounds, and crumpets, and death! It was a great battle.
However, there was one last brute. Both of his legs were cut off, but he had one grenade left. He threw it at the fellowship, but, somehow, the grenade just went right back to the brute and killed him.
“How did that happen?” Dial inquired.
“It’s the spirit of Foo Mo.” said Krunk, “he is watching over us and can protect us!”
“Hooray!” everyone cheered. And JVB played his butt-trumpet in celebration! Then, they got onto the Pelican and flew to Avalanche to fight the next fight.
Foo Mo had been transported to some sort of new map. There he saw Rumplebigbutt. He knew he was dead. So, he found a screen showing the Podtacular Fellowship and did indeed stop that grenade. Then, he saw someone enter the room…
To be continued…