(hosts Foo Mo Jive, JVB, Logan Payne, StickyGerbils)
I started playing back in my bachelor days. I got an xbox and a copy of halo and its all I ever played. I hardly ever rented other games. I just played halo ce over and over and over. And the lan games back then were amazing. They’d last until 2 in the morning every friday at my apartment…. and then I got married. I currently dont have an xbox, but I still play halo on the pc.
I wanted to do a comic after I started listening to podtacular around August of last year. And over on HBO, ONE ONE SE7EN has always been good. When I started Halo Heads I wasn’t trying to out do Stuntmutt and his great work. I wanted to do something a little different with the Master Chief… Calvin N Hobbes and the far side are comic strips that Ive read as I grew up, so I hope that influence can be seen in my work.
Luis Wu has been awesome. He helped me out after my blogsite got wiped out. I told him about the blogsite and he offered to host it on HBO and helped me build the interface for it and put the comments option in there. yadda yadda…
Heres the game Its traditional called tojan war. but i think now 300 is a
better title . No Sheild,No weapons on map, no vechicals, 1 neutral flag,
starting weapon Brute shot. In beginning every one fires all there shots in the area of the other team. After thats the remanining people go and
charge the middle. being out of ammo it’s all meelees and alot of fun
My custom is called laser vison. It is Slayer team or no team on any map.
Starting weapons are plasma rifle and brute plasma rifle. No starting
grenades. No weapons and no grenades on the map. To kill someone you have
to be holding L which will cause you to put down your weapon. While
holding L you shoot at them and it looks like you are shooting plasma out
of your eyes.
“Hello Guys”
I am a new listener and a new member on podtacular.
I really love a custom game called Tower Of Power when one Team should
deffend tower and one team are attacking.
anyway i was so bored so i destroyed the turret and everyone was angry so
i get booted it was so funny.
Tower of power is a really funny custom game if you are many players.
and send me a clan inv. keep on Fragging Cheese
One of the customs I made is called “It Sucks to be You”. Here are the
specs:
Random Weapons
Random Vehicles
Regular Shield
One Life
-Best played with sixteen people
This game hinges on your starting weapon, since you only have one life. If you start out with a crappy weapon, then you’re basically screwed,
therefore it sucks to be you.
Shout outs go to Foo Mo Drive, AAA, ChuckieJ, my brotha from the
same motha (a surly hobo).
Keep on powning newbs with beanie-weanies drenched in homocide sauce.
I have 2 custom gametypes for you. One I like to call Boredom Chicken. The
whole purpose of the game is to see who gets bored first and quits. You are
not allowed to kill each other, but in the off-chance that someone does,
they automatically lose. As long as you put the time limit to unlimited
the settings dont matter. No one really likes to play this game but
sometimes it’s fun to play to try to find out secret spots on a map, or
trying out new superjumps, etc.
The second is called Outta My House. This is slayer with swords and
pistols as well as an optional active camo (there are endless variations
but those are the settings I usually play with). This is kind of like a
King of the Hill game except you need to do it in small, most times
elevated, areas of the map. I origanally played it on the top of the base
in Zanzibar, and then on top of Lockout (both by superjumping), but other
places like the sniper’s cove in coagulation or thos ledges above the
sword area in gemini. The whole point is to either kill or knock off the
other players from that area. Make sure that everyone is in the area and
all start at the same time. As I said, there are many variations, in
addition to areas to play this with.
Hey guys I got a very entertaining custom for you. Just for a heads up I
made this on halo PC and I’m not sure it’ll work on Halo 2. What you
do
is take any team game preferably an objective game and make everyone
invisible, turn off the motion detector, turn off friendly fire and last
of all turn off the FoF tags. What you get is everyone looks the same on
both teams unless your shooting someone or someone is shooting you. This
leads to some very sneaky tactics, even more so in halo PC as unless your
using another voice chat program you have to take to time to type your
message and by that time your dead. As friendly fire is off you don’t
have to worry about betraying your friend by accident, thinking he was an
enemy. This game type is great for filtering out dumb noobs as they
can’t
figure it out. Hope you have fun with this.
My friends and I came up with a game called “300.” It is a team slayer game
with two teams where the primary weapon is the energy sword, the secondary
weapon is the brute shot, and there are no grenades on the map. Everyone
has overshields and damage resistance. Rounds have no time limit and end
when one team reaches 100 kills. The first team to win three rounds wins
the match. This is best played on Coagulation. Both teams line up in the
middle to begin each round and charge shouting “FROSTING!!!” and “THIS IS
CAKE TOWN!!!”
Keep fraggin’ trucks.
Shout out to Duffman X18, BigHippo89, T, and TheCheasyCracka
I got a game type ive played called The Unit.
SMGs only
No Shelds 3 Teams, 1 is the good guys, 1 the bad, and 1 the hostage.
Game time 5 min
No Respawns
Best played on big maps
The Good Guys win after freeing the hostage.
Bad guys win by killing the good guys. Host usualy makes the best hostage
due to the fact they can end the game when some one wins, or if the
hostage is killed due to bad players just doing there job at being a bad
player. I hope you like this game type almost as much a team bubblebath(
it stands undefeted)
The movie 300 was based on ancient warriors called Spartans. Now the
Master Chief is also based on the spartans so I had to make a custom game
for the movie. Alright turn everything off except shields and starting
grenades and make the time limit 5 minutes. Make sure theres only one
round and everyone only has one life.Then switch the starting weapon to
Brute Shot and secondary weapon to Energy Sword. One team will have most
of the player and they will be blue for the Persian army. The remaining
team will be red for Spartans. Best map is Coagulation. The Persians can
only use Brute Shots and they have to fire all their ammo in the first two
minutes afterwards they’ll just have to melee with it. Spartans can only
use Energy Swords. If Blue Team wins the players that killed the Spartans
will be the Spartans next match. Have fun sorry for the long submission
but hopefully it was worth it.
Halo Joke
You know you play too much halo when the weather man issues a flood
warning then you run outside with your shotgun.
I was playing a SWAT Classic game on Sanctuary yesterday. And I saw this
funny gamertag:
SlapAHoe92
hey foo mo and others i would just like to share a few funny gamer tags:
1.bloody farts
2.ibeatupkittens
3.hangin hemroyds
4.violent diarhea
You know you play too much Halo when…
You buy your 3rd (yes third) xbox because you found the limited edition
“HALO GREEN” box at EBGAMES in mint condition with matching control,
AWSOME!
You order clothing from Bungie.net as christmas gifts for your teenage son
plus a couple for yourself.
Decided WE MUST have the legendary edition with the spartan helmet for how
much? “Don’t mention this to one to my better half”
You buy a new 50” HD big screen for the living room and decide to keep the
old one for Halo parties. In the same room mind you…. “This one drives my
wife crazy”
My wife thinks I’m having one of those mid life crisis situations. “Do you
really need another xbox?” I know, it’s a disease or something, right?
Can someone help me?
The question is, does this make me the cool dad or some loser that needs
to grow up? Frag on brothers!!!!
1. Yo Momma’s so fat she jumped through Halo and got stuck.
2. Yo Momma’s so fat when she fell through the map, she killed the
Guardians.
3. Yo Momma’s so fat when she jumped on the swinging bridge on Headlong,
it overloaded.
4. Yo Momma’s so fat she takes up two pregame lobbies.
5. Yo Momma’s so fat when she spawned she got a Killamanjaro,
Killamanjaro, Killamanjaro…
6. Yo Momma’s so fat she walked up to the Scorpion and it said “Don’t
press X to drive Scorpion.
7. Yo Momma’s so fat she actually uses the Pizza Cutter on Burial Mounds.
8. Yo Momma’s so fat that she sat on Halo and Elites popped out.
9. Yo Momma’s so fat to get out of the map you just have to have her run
straight at a barrier.
10. Yo Momma’s so fat they use her to play King of the Hill.
11. Yo Momma’s so fat when you play territories she has controls ALL of
them.
12. Yo momma’s so fat, when Reach got glassed, she said “ooh, a
marble!”
13. Yo momma’s so fat, she gives the Flood nightmares.
14. Yo Momma’s so old she sat behind Marty in the third grade!
15. Your maternal parent is so hideous her photo album is known as the
Quarantine Zone.
And now for a Funny Gmaertag:
Im not sure if this was on Gears or Halo but the gt was “Gonnaherpeira”
and “prozac 500mg”
Halo Joke
You know you play too much halo when the weather man issues a flood
warning then you run outside with your shotgun.
JVB Jokes
JVB’s so fat he jumped through Halo and got stuck.
JVB’s so fat he takes up two pregame lobbies.
JVB’s so fat when he spawned, no one else could spawn because he took up
all the spawn points.
JVB’s so fat he actually uses the Pizza Cutter on Burial Mounds.
JVB’s so stupid we asked him to get the combo and he went and got the #9
at McDonalds.
JVB’s so stupid we were suggesting maps and I said Lockout he said “NO
LET ME BACK IN!”
JVB’s so fat when you play territories he has control of ALL of them.
JVB’s so fat, the warthog had to ride Him.
JVB’s so ugly, he makes Tartarus look like Jessica Alba.(Stooch would
like this one!)
JVB’s so fat, he enters big team battle by himself.
JVB’s so dumb, when someone told him to superjump, he held down the A
button.
JVB’s so fat, he actually plays with the giant soccer ball.”
JVB’s so stupid, when told to plant the bomb, he started digging a
hole.
JVB’s so fat, he got stuck in the Metropolis tunnels.
JVB’s so fat, people jump on him to do super-bounces.
JVB’s so fat, he actually uses the fan on Zanzibar.
JVB’s so fat, he has to use the first X-Box controller.
JVB’s so fat, people don’t need to zoom in to snipe him.
JVB’s so fat, he doesn’t need a vehicle to get splatter medals.
JVB’s so fat, he’s the reason the Covey found Earth.
JVB’s is so Fat when he crossed the T.V. i missed the beginning cutscene
and found Sergeant Johnson saying, “Would it help if I said please?”
JVB’s so fat, when he plays rumble pit, everyone else gets 100%
accuracy.
G’day Podtacular these are some of the funny gamertags i’ve seen on my
adventures to Xbox live.
UsamaBinSmoking
A Frisky Grandma
Iamtheburgerking
Anyway you got a bloody terrific show going so keep on dual weilding
pencils.
The all time funniest name I have seen is….....
PIG BENIS
Here’s some funny Gamertags that I’ve seen:
Magnetic chewy
Harmless Kitten
Lemonboy
Samji Wahala
InsecureSquirel
a funny gamertag I saw once was A Fat Horse Pooping. If you get run over it
says you were splattered by a fat horse pooping. Thanks guys and keep up
the good work.
Yo mamma so fat that when you play team swat its impossible to get a head
shot becasue her flabs over-lap her head.
Yo mamma so fat that she cant get out of the warthog after she gets in it
and ends up having to carry it around.
Yo Momma is soo fat, you tried to join her party, and
your Xbox (360) exploded! OOOHHH!!!! BURNED!!
Number 2, Yo Momma is so fat, her husband gave a Halo to her as an
anniversary ring!
And last, and most likely least, I’ve got one that has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
TO DO WITH HALO!!
Number 3, Yo Momma is so stupid, she climbed over a GLASS wall to see what
was on the other side!
intro…outro…
Back in the day, a couple of my xbox friends and I were ripping it up in
Team Slayer. We ran across this one particular group of guys during
matchmaking. We fought them on beaver creek and won. What a happy ending,
or was it? We wound up going against them on our very next match on
Lockout if I remember correctly. What would have it we beat them a second
time. After that, my team and I discussed how humiliated they must have
been, after being beaten twice by the same team we laughed about it the
pregame lobby. Two rounds later we played them again for the Third time!
What! A third time?! What were the odds? (we won that match too)
After some serious pwning we went on to play some unranked games and had a
wonderful time with that in hopes of not letting our luck get the best of
us. Later, we went back to Team Slayer and after a couple of matches we got
matched up with the same group of guys AGAIN for the fourth time! I said
to my friends “these guys have gotta be really pissed now”. We all went in
with a carefree attitude expecting another easy win. But we were wrong. The
actually beat us. I was pretty disappointed that we lost to someone who we
perceived as a “bunch of noobs”. We’ll at this point we were anxious
about getting that win back, so without hesitation we rushed back into
team slayer and got matched up with those crazy mothers a fifth time. This
time it was personal. The map was Ascension and we talked trash during the
game and so did they. We got our asses handed to us.
After the end of that round we lost and some how and we managed to talk
trash at the end of that too. And these guys talked back so good that it
made me feel depressed. After that I retired from Halo for the night and
learned a very important lesson; when having multiple succession in
matchmaking, its best to know when to quit.
1080p Rocks
In a slayer game on Sanctuary, I decided to snipe for my team. And I suck
at snipeing. Not to mention I was half asleep. Now amazingly, I actualy
did extremely well and ended the gamee with 3 killmanjaros! and this is
all while I’m half asleep!
Funny Halo moments
A funny one was me going up at lift midship Enemy: Come on guys! You’re so retarded! They keep coming behind you andI
pick up flag and assassinate him.
Also one was me nightfighter, concordia in BTB Skirmish Coagulation CTF Nightfighter: Alright guys! I know how to do this! Concordia drive under
the base because with the right degree of angle that I throw this nade I
can easily get a triple kill. I’m learning about this in class. concordia drives under base and nightfighter throws nade and ends up
bouncing it right at the warthog which killed all of us as we all had half
shields from enemy nades Funny thing was, technically he did get a triple kill :).
I was playing jaws and there were 14 people on the tank and suddenly the
tank overloaded and dissappeared so I easily won that game splattering
them with my ghost.
Thanks for reading this and before I leave I have to say If you want to
eat a sandwich in halo 3 you press select to look at your inventory then
you select A to select various things such as sandwiches, squirrels, and
JVB’s mom(kidding about that one!). Then you press R to shoot the
inventory shooter! Imagine hundreds of JVB’s mom running around with
sandwiches gasp Also, there will be an easter egg with Foomojive break
dancing if you try to BXR.
BA-BAAM!
well podtacular this is SGO LoneWarrior and heres my tale. i was playin gears on canals and people were talkin shit about me because i was playing as a guest so the map loaded up and i rushed the torque bow and two other people were there too so i pulled out my shotgun and BAABAM! i shot the first guy and then ducked back into cover i then popped up behind the second guy and shot him in the back i then moved to the top of the center bridge charged up a torque shot and fired at someone crossing the bridgeand knicked him in the elbow he exploded and i picked up the frags and randomly tossed one down the steps and it bounced into some dumbass running up the steps and hit him dead in the face BAABAM!!! we won the game.
shot outs to angel leviathan, green eggs and sam
Here is something I’m used to to doing at school. Whenever I am doing
something boring like a test or something, I always daydream about what
the school will be like as a multiplayer map. Trust me, our school is
freaking big. If it were a halo map, it would be awesome though.
Stuff I daydream about are like a team at one end of the school has to
take over the other end of the school and it tends to be really cool. lol.
This is the response to the 107 episode. The funniest gamer tag i ever saw
was A pack of rats. and i got a true story for ya. My old account i had i
was big in Team slayer. It was me and some local friends. So at the end
the score was 47-49 reds winning ( i was blue) all my friends are dead or
just spawning ( oh ya on coagulation) and this warthog full of 3 reds is
chasing me in the middle. So i jump into the 3 rocks formation and they
just jump it, but in the middle of their jump i looked up threw a sticky
grenade; caught on that special spot and right as they landed a triple
kill FTW
Hey Podtacular this is Rocktard and I’ve got a couple of stories for you:
1)
I was in school, taking the Canadian Achievement test, (I go to a Canadian
school in Hong Kong). While I was taking this test, it was math, I thought
that I heard a sound. I put down my pencil and listened… it was the
sound that the agility orbs make in Crackdown. I started laughing and I
got a angry look from my teacher. I’ve been playing WAY to much Crackdown,
so if I’m not online for a while… it’s because I prefer to not have eerie
ringing sounds in my ear while taking tests.
2)
Okay, I’ve got this shirt that says “Vote for Pedro” on it, it’s from the
movie; Napoleon Dynamite. And I had this dream… in the dream I was
wearing this shirt. I was at some sort of convention or something like
that, I don’t really remember. But I do remember one thing. Foo Mo was
there, too. And he was wearing the same shirt as me. I remember being so
pumped and when I went to see him, there was a load of people from
Podtacular there. Man, I listen to WAY too much Podtacular.
3)
I had this other dream about Foo Mo, but I don’t remember it. =D
Well, that’s all for now. Keep on Fraggin’ trucks!
Peace
P.S. You know you play too much Crackdown when you hear agility orb sounds
while taking tests
This was back in the day of Halo 1. Used to play at my cousin’s house all the time and I was still getting used to the controls.
We were playing CTF Rockets on Hang ‘em High, we were playing first to 3 or 4 and the game was tied up and each team fighting for the last flag capture. I had the other teams flag, they had ours. Unfortunately I was killed before I could score the flag back at our base and they had returned it.
I spawned and ran up to the top of the base and saw the other team running with our flag, across the top level. I had fired a rocket at the little “column” at the top of the other base, and it was like watching in slow motion the rocket flying across the map and hitting the other player in the side 2 steps before he scored the flag to win.
Needless to say the guy was very pissed off because me being a “n00b” at the time kept him from winning the game in his near moment of victory.
Don’t remember much else except the game ended, not too long after that, with my team coming out on top.
my Halo 2 story is I was playing Slayer with my friend HazardousManiac
on Couagulation (sorry for the spelling.) and it was tied game…I kept
looking to were he was….sinde his custom game type was invisable
Slayer…..but he said he would shoot around til I could tell where he
was…..I saw him above the map on the mountain on the red side. So I hid
and waited for him to shoot then I lined up the shot and shot him.
HEADSHOT!!! and I won the game…and instead of being an ass bitching
about the loss he told me great shot.
I have a really strange tale from the foxhole for you. So, I was watching
a show on G4TV called ninja warrior. So, in the commercial, thay showed
“The Feed”. (For those of you that watch G4TV, you know what I’m talking
about by The Feed. For those of you that don’t, it’s basically a 60 second
Update in the middle of a commercial break on G4TV that tells you about
Video Games, movies, and interesting news). Anyway, the Feed popped up and
on the bottom it said: “A boy named Sue”. And it’s self explanatory.
Anyway, it reminded me of you guys because I recalled the custom game
called “Sue’s Playground” and how you guys were joking about a boy named
Sue. And you know what’s even funnier? I swear, he looked just like Marty
O’Donnell. It was hilarious.
Keep on pressin buttons!
I was listening to old episodes, when I came across one where RVB Caboose
makes mention of the “Ghost of Lockout”. That night, after watching the
video, I had a weird dream (insert dissolve to dream-sequence here): I was playing a team game on lockout when the “ghost” made an appearance. As it turns out, the ghost was a leftover bot that Bungie had planned to
put into the game, but had never finished the A.I. for. In my dream, the
ghost (which resembled an odd grunt/elite/hunchback crossbreed) had been
finalized and put into gameplay, where it made it’s way around multiplayer
levels, collecting dead bodies with what appeared to be a
snowblower/lawnmower. I woke up more confused than ever, and didn’t have anyone I could share
this dream with…at least not anyone that would have the foggiest clue
what I was talking about. You might want to file this under “you know you
listen to too much Podtacular when…”
Shout out to foo mo jive, and JVB’s new hair stylist.
Keep up the good work, and keep on rippin’ cheese!
I have a Tales from the Fox hole
for you guys on Halo pc. I was standing on blood gulch up on the base
with a sniper just watching how the game would turn out. I was
watching the other team and telling my team mates what they were
doing. Then all of the sudden I saw a warthog suddenly respawn just as
a guy from my team was walking under it. The warthog respawns landing
on him and killing him. The words on the sign sayd that the guy was
killed by a vehicle. We all laughed alot after that and the guy got so
pissed that he left the game. Lol
Ok so I was playing GRAW 2 co-op the other day.
The mission was The Cut where the object is to clear out a rebel base,
destroy 2 anti-air batteries, and tag a chemical weapon storage plant for
a missle strike.
We began the mission assaulting the rebel base. Resistance was light and
in no time we had gain control of the encampment. We then split into 2
groups and each group went after one of the AA guns. As we trudged trough
the foliage, we encountered a group of rebels, We began widdling them down
to size. After they were all dead one of our guys walked forward to
destroy the AA gun. Suddenly he drops dead. The rest of us pause and
start scanning the area. As a bullet wizzes past my ear is finally see
him. It was a sniper hidden waaaaaaay up on top of a mountain. I kill
hima nd destroy the AA gun. As my group moves in on the factory when
suddenly I notice that the other group is gone. Without a word they had
all been killed. I also notice that their AA gun is still active. I try
to tell the rest of my team but at that exact time, my mic craps out. So
i leave my group and run to the other side of the map praying that I
destroy the gun before the tag the factory (once the factory is tagged
your chopper arrives for evac but if the AA guns are active it will get
shot down and you will be trapped on the island with a missle strike
incoming.) With no intel on the enemies possition I move in on the gun. There are no enemies here so I begin to wonder how the gun was still there
but all the enemies had died. Then I see him. Another sniper is hidden
just above the AA gun. I take him out and begin shooting the AA gun. I
suddenly hear a group of voices and suddenly realise that I am surrounded.
I get my last grenade off and destroy the gun just before I am mowed
down.
I enter spectator mode just in time to see one of my 2 remaining teammates
get capped. lucky the other one is just finishing tagging the factory. He
makes a mad rush for the evac point, a route that will take him straight
into the mop that killed me. Somehow he managed to runt hrough them with
guns blazing and reaches the evac point with 10 second left until the
missle hits.
definatly one of the most intense GRAW co-op matches I have played.
Here’s a cool story. While playing Halo PC (The only version I have) a
game came up in Blood gulch in my clan’s server. It was CTF. It’s all
tied up at 2. There’s about three minutes left and I didn’t want to end
in a tie. So I hopped into a hog, even though my clan disapproves of any
vehicle usage in any match, and ran over to the other base and grabbed
their flag. When I came out with the flag to get into my hog an enemy had
taken the gunner seat and began to fire at me. I ducked back into the base
just before my shields went fully down and put the flag down. I snuck out
the other side and tried to get on top of their base so I could take out
the hog’s gunner. But on top of their base were a few people as well. I
had to throw a couple grenades and unleash a few rounds of shotgun shells
but I was able to kill them all. At this point people started typing in
at a rapid pace “Modder! Modder! We shot you blah blah blah…” As
this happened though many of their units just stood there. I was able to
rack my kills up another 6 (2 were actually trying to kill me, but I
killed them too) then I grabbed the health pack, the flag and got the hell
outta there. The only bad thing was as I was getting out of my hog to
score someone hiding sniped me, but my teammate got the flag anyway.
Anyway, thanks guys, great job on the show.
Hey guys, tubaguhbluba here with a tale from the foxhole. i was playing a
custom game with a couple of my buds on lockout. we were playing a sort
of mlg type game. i was at the bottom of the sniper tower on the lower
ramp. then someone came up behind me and started shooting me with a battle
rifle. i turned and jumped while shooting at him, but jumped too far back
and fell off the ramp. as i was falling, i looked back up towards the ramp
where i jumped off and threw a sticky hoping it would go above the ramp,
come back down and stick him. well, it didnt stick him, but i killed him
none the less. i’ve tried this many times, and i was really excited about
getting this kill. well, thats my tale from the foxhole. p.s. never try
the homo-cide sauce, that stuff is TOOOOOOOO HOT!!!!
hey guys i got a tale from the fox hole. This was on Sunday (the 25th of
March). I went into a team training and played team slayer on gemini. Once
the game started, 3 players on my team quit. So it was 1 v 4. I thought “o
crap, i havent played this for 2 weeks. Im gonna get pwned.” It turned out
2 be the total opposite. I wound up getting 27 kills and winning.
During this game i saw the dude with the sword. So i threw a plasma
grenade and missed, so i threw another and stuck him. I look in a corner
of my screen and it showed 2 sticks and a double kill. the first sticky i
threw bounced of the wall, then stuck the guy a few paces behind him on
the ankle. i started laughin as much as JVB when he needed his oxygen
machine. Then i got assininated by the dude on the other team who had a
sniper.
Give a shout out to Klutch27 for me 4 helpin me start up the Gears of Wars
tornament.
So, as I see, TFTF has expanded to other games. So I will now tell my story
of me winning the Alleys of the Den race, the hardest race in Crackdown. So
I start the race, and I start fine, hitting all the turns. I then get into
a bad crash, forcing me to start over, as this race requires a perfect
lap. As I started, I realized that my Agency Enforcer meter was half full.
So within seconds, I had Agency Hit Squads on my tail. I pass the crash I
hit earlier, and I’m in a crazy-awesome car chase, doing some crazy
stunts, and some awesome turns. Finally, I get into the last two turns.
The time is 1:32, while par is 1:40. I start to turn, but I’m hit by a
Peacekeeper vehicle. I swerve past, and then hit the last turn. I dodge
through a huge pile of traffic, finishing at 1:38.
Hey guys. On your last show, you guys read a tale that was submited by
a person named The Tank, and he told you guys how he lost his team the
game, and with the rocket launcher and stuff. I was in that game, and I
was one of the guys on the team against him. But today, I have a story
involving me (Xnauth) and him (The Tank). Alright, so he was over at my
house and we were playing a regular match on lockout. Well, I had two
other guys playing, and one was on my team and one was on The Tanks. It
was 49 to 49, and as you can guess, the game was going to 50. So, me and
my teamate were at sniping tower, and the other team was are BR tower. We
knew where they were, and they knew where we were. So, I went up to grab
the sniper since it didn’t seen like anybody was about to shoot at me. I
grabbed it, and went back down to the second level. Since we were all in
different rooms, me and my teamate were talking on the mics. I telling a
plan I had in mind. Suddenly, a plasma grenade comes out of nowhere, and
sticks him straight in the head, and while he is yelling “Get it off, get
if off.” I looked around the base, an I couldn’t find anybody. So he died,
and we lost the game. So I went downstairs to kick the asses of my foe for
cheating, when to my supprise they were on the floor laughing their asses
off because aparently they thought they had no chance. You see what was
going on was The Tank and his teamate were fooling around and his teamate
was trying to kill him for no apparent reason, and The Tank retaliated by
trying to throw a plasma grenade at his teamate, and some how, his
controler got messed up, and he threw it all the way across the map, and
it landed on my teamates head. Figures.
Hey guys I have two tales from the foxhole one from Beaver Creek one from
Lockout. The First one was a CTF game and I had the flag and had two guys
covering me I was just about to reach the teleporter and both of them got
the noob combo. So I teleporter hopped to the back of the base and both
guys came through I was on the back of the base and I got noob comboed but
I wouldn’t die! So I went down into by base and scored the game winning
flag capture. My second story is shorter I was playing a Team slayer game
on lockout and I was about to get stuck but it went into blue screen after
a few seconds I came out of blue screen and I was stuck in the face. Then
right after I respawn I accidentally hit the L trigger and got a
accidental triple kill! Anyways just wanted to say whats up and you guys
have a great show also shout out to everyone in Podtacular Rec E
I was playing a game of Sword and Shotty on Lockout one time, and I was on
the ramp outside of the BR tower. I was crouching in a corner, and I
blasted my friend. I then ran out, and jump for my life. As I landed on
the corner at the bottom of the ramp, I fell through, and died. Yet my
body hung there, my head stuck INSIDE the ramp.
One time i was playing matchmaking, when all of a sudden this guy was all
like “im gonna beet you”. I was all up in his face like “Yeah wat you
gonna do?!” He was all like ” iLL kill you with my banshee” Ok, so i
quickly grabbed my rocket launcher, aimed at the banshee when i saw big
green blobs rain down one me. They were as big as the sun, and i died in 1
shot. So after many tries, i finally took over his banshee after minuets of
strafing and stealthy stuff to get behind him. But when i kicked him out,
he shot auto rockets with his smg into the air. I left. It felt cheesy.
its me aka. Ghost Rider. First off just like to say Im taking Lancelot59
full on because too many jerk-offs keep ripping Ghost Rider. Also Hey guys
and other random guests. First off just like to say Im taking Lancelot59
full on because too many jerk-offs keep ripping Ghost Rider. Second thanks
for saving my ass with KP foomo. now to my 2 stories.
I was in a CTF game on hugeass and i had decided to fly into the secret
room and kill the invisible AI to make it night on the map. So give you an
idea of what it’s like, imagine a map thats about 6KM square. now imagine
it’s completely black and the only thing you can see is the green of the
teleporters, a massive star texture and the light falling out of the bases
when you are close enough to see them. So total chaos. My jet had respawned
so I decided to jump the 1 KM down and hijack the enemy’s pelican because
our own was stuck in a wall and just wasn’t respawning. But on the way i
was killed. I respawned, grabbed a sniper rifle and camped ontop of the
map. People had no idea where the shots were comming from and I managed to
rack up about 32 kills in the remaining 30 minutes by picking people out of
jets, taking down pelicans and shooting the survivors, and pegging people
off as they drove by in warthogs and in this other vehicle that looks
kinda like a toilet. Which is pretty good considering how big the map is.
And the second one, I joined a CTF game on a map called Portent. I jumped
out of the spawning hole in the wall and was immediately run over. The
server said it was by “a vehicle” but there was noone in the server with
that name. I respawned and found the warthog jammed neatly in the main
door out of the base with it’s wheels still turning. It would occasionally
stop and the wheels would keep turning side to side. How this happens I
don’t know but it was pretty funny because when I mentioned it to the
other people in the server they said “If you see that thing coming, just
get out of the way.”
Until next time I’m Foo Mo Jive (and this is)