(Hosts: Dust Storm, Cryptoflix, GLewis & Uzumaki15)
Hey guys, it’s PunxsatownyPhil (Punks-uh-town-knee-Phil) , yes, like the
groundhog Phil, and for my second submission, I have a tale from the
foxhole. It’s an L4D tale, so if you don’t read it, okay (here’s where
GLewis probably yells NO!). Sorry if it’s long.
So anyway, me and my friend Quigs4494 were playing versus mode in L4D (on
the same console). We joined his friend’s (A Plausible Grunt) game. I
didn’t really take note of which level it was, but Zoey was the only
survivor left. I spawned as a boomer, and he spawned as a hunter. Almost
immediately, it said “Quigs4494 is becoming the tank”. But he never became
the tank, because it quickly switched to “PunxsatownyPhil is becoming the
tank”. I became the tank, and Quigs respawned as a smoker. I made my way
to the room where Zoey was, and Quigs was constricting her. The weird
thing was, he was constricting her from the doorway, but she was
constricted in midair, floating in the center of the room. My control
meter wasn’t going down, even though I couldn’t fit in the room. Suddenly,
it said “Quigs4494 is becoming the tank”. I respawned as a hunter, and
Quigs became the tank. I ran back to the room, and saw Zoey hanging onto
the ceiling for dear life. Suddenly, she was being constricted THROUGH THE
CEILING by another smoker. I pounced on her, and then it said “A Plausible
Grunt is becoming the tank”. Then a vote to return to the lobby started. There was only one vote, but somehow the round ended and we went back to
the lobby anyway. Lagtacular.
Keep on fragging folding bike-trucks carrying spatulas to Pasta hut where
Nay-Nay is trying to buy a VETO and a special assault rifle from Fo Moo
Jivey, (intentional misspell) who is going to use the money to frag the
alpaca-d anus armor of “little people”.
Shout out to ME! Ha ha, not really, just did that to confuse everyone
about whether it was myself or the reader that was being shouted out to. I’m sure it wasn’t Crypto, since this was a long one.
Hello podtacular its wow im an idiot and I have a tale from the hole of
fox, so anyways it was team slayer on Last Resort and i spawned on the sea
wall side of the map near the shotgun spawn not the beach and i went str8
for the sniper. I zoomed aimed at the other sniper spawn and got a triple
kill with one shot, i haven’t gotten my overkill yet so i was searching
frantically for the other guy but he had quite as soon as the game started.
I made my way over to their sniper spawn and maxed out my sniper ammo. Next
i hitched a ride on the spinning wheel of death and obtained the SPLAZER. I
then made my way back to the sea wall and hopped on top of the rubble and
made my way to the top of the sea wall. I couldn’t believe that i had done
this because i try to do this on Last Resort a lot but i usually get killed
b4 i can get back to the sea wall. Anyways i got a perfection and a rampage
just staying up there the entire game and one time i fired a random shot
with my SPLAZER and i killed a guy who had the active camo on. i hoped u
enjoyed reading my tale from the hole of fox. shout outs GLewis, Crypto,
Dusty, the guest, BlackHeli007 for such an awesome signature, and Black
Reality
Hey Podtacular guys this is my first submission
One time in lone wolves playing odd ball i started off by going up the
sniper tower then someone grabed the ball so i took him out. Then the fun
began as i was running a line formed behind me but the stupid people kept
killing each other so i didn’t take much damage all the while all i could
think was run rabbit run! After a while of this someone sniped me after
respwaning i eventuly got the ball back and won the game. this was very
early in my halo cerear so it was not saved which sux
keep on fraging people who wear anus armor while riding on folding bikes
and mispelling their Tales from the Foxhole while shouting
VETOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
This is purposely written in some L33T just for you guys
Hey this is my Tale FROM TEH FOXHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111
Well it was Team Snipers on last resort and our team had just about
wrapped up the game and I felt like team killing.
I knew all the dudes on my team so I knew they wouldn’t boot me.
I shot at my friends shoulder and I hit the concret.
To my Suprise it rictoched off the ground and hit an opponent right in the
face.
I was amazed so I saved it and put it on my fileshare. Its called Best Snipe Ever.
Check Out my fileshare its full of Goodies for your entertainment
Thanks for creating such an entertaining podcast I hope to submit more
often.
Keep fraggin Trucks K guys
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111111111111111
Hey guys it is stallmeplease and i am here with a tale. I was playing
slayer BRs on assembly and I went 41 and 4. Video is on my fileshare.
Keep on fraggin my new rolex watch I stole off of a rich spanish investor.
I got caught and was sentenced to 6 years in prison. I used the rolex as a
lock pick to escape.
Stallme out.
Hey podtacular this is fOe KaNaRy (a.k.a. giffyboy92). My tale took place a
couple of months ago on the pit. Me and my buddy druryfan were on a team
and a member of the opposing team was really annoying everyone with his
camping shotgun. The gametype was team slayer. The camper was constantly
yelling at his children, threatening them with grounding from playing xbox.
Me and my friend, as well as the other players were shocked with this guys
attitude toward his kids while he was playing halo. I was constantly trying
to get rid of the camper, and i eventually took him out with a frag only to
be killed by my own team mate by a shotgun. So when we had finally taken
control of the sword room my own team mate walked up to me and betrayed me.
This position was crucial to our win and we ended up tying the game 50 to
50. This was the game that i had on my fileshare for a while as the closest
game ever. Sorry for the somewhat repetitive tale but that was all i had
due to my broken xbox. keep up the good work guys, farewell captnkrunk you
will be greatly missed. Shoutouts to my buddies druryfan, CAPTA1N PLAN3T,
Mives, and Arbitation, halo 3 wouldn’t be as fun without you guys, i can’t
wait till i get my xbox back to play with you guys. Keep on fraggin red
lights on ur xbox.
Hey hows it goin podtac? So anyways I was playin some Lone Wolves a couple
minutes ago and I was goin for the Killing Frenzy achievement, which I
didn’t get sadly…=’( but it was slayer brs on construct. so i spawned at
the sword and picked it and the sniper up. i quickly picked up a triple
kill then a double for the killing spree. then got 4 no scopes in a row and
died…. so i went and picked up my sniper and was firing at a guy and he
threw down a bubble shield so i chunked a sticky at him as he was peeking
out and stuck him. i ended up winning the game 25 15 7 6 5 0. thats it.
keep on fraggin trucks. PS do you think foo mo would rather be a midget or
blind? JW… lol i <3 you all especially you GLewis
Sup guys its EliteSpartan182 again with a tale from the foxhole. I was
playing slayer on Valhalla and we were losing 42 to 37. I picked up the
sniper and got an overkill with 3 snipes. So we were down 44 to 41 my
teammates were gaining confidence and told me how good i was doing since I
had 21 kills. Then we got the score to 48 to 49 and we were down one point
and i had just gotten new sniper and when I got back up I saw one guy take
the man cannon and sniped and got a double kill. I went back into theater
and found out two guys had jumped off the man cannon and right when they
lined up my bullet hit them. I DO HAVE THE FILM but it is not on my
fileshare. Good luck with the show and keep on fragging fat guys that drive
little cars to make them look skinny( like your uncle, lololololol). See
you guys next week.
Hey Dusty, Crypto, and Glewis, Uzumaki here back with a few tales from the
foxhole.
My first on was a while back on Valhalla, I was shooting at a guy in the
cave by red base the guy backs up while I’m shooting him picking up the
shotgun as he goes he slips behind a rock crouches and waits thinking I’m
going to be a noob and run past so he could own me with the shotty, but
being smarter than that I walk behind the rock he was camping behind, I
look and see him still waiting there for me so I do the logical thing,
stick him, it sticks to his gun he runs away and explodes giving me a good
laugh.
My other tale comes from a while ago, my friend Triggerhappypsycho had
come over, he decided we should play shotty snipers on Standoff we get
about ten kills in he kills me I spawn and start scoping in trying to find
him, after about 15 seconds a look next to me and see him scoped in looking
for me so I switch to my shotgun, fire and here him yell “WHAT!!! YOU
JERK!!!”
The clips are not on my file share now but will be soon.
Shout outs to Team Asian Express, and Ninjaman59
Keep on Fraggin trucks.
Hey guys!
Arby here. (Arbitation)
Ok so the other day, I was playing Team Snipers on Construct. I had just
gone up the purple lift, and I was facing orange lift, but I was behind the
roof support/column thingy.
Some guy comes around the corner, I zoom in, aim at hid head, pull the
trigger… just as I go behind the column. Randomly, I get a head shot,
and I thought that I must have JUST gotten the shot on him. On later
inspection, I found no bullet trail at all. I shot the wall and killed
someone.
Also in the same game my friend shot a guy and the sniper landed right on
the end near the guys crotch.. and yeah… it looked funny.
Keep on fraggin’ trucks!
- Arby
Hi Podtacular, this is my first sub-mission ever!!!!
This is Viggotheamigo from Denmark (Europe, north of Germany)
I was playing (Social) team slayer on Narrows. And if you know Narrows
just a little, bit you’ll know that the man-cannons can be quite dangerous,
especially when maniacs (like me) chug grenades through them. I had just
been kill by someone, and therefore i got pissed and started throwing
grenades and Power Drains into the man-cannon, but as i threw my 2nd
grenade a guy was on his way through it, and it exploded in what looked
like his ass (talk about a hot ass :D). Also i got 2 triple kills with the
battlerifle and the needler, the latter one i was thiiiis close ( pinching
thumb and index-finger really close together) to getting first ever
overkill, my shields were down and i had a plasma glued to my face, but i
still kept on going at him. As you know the needler takes a certain amount
of needles to explode ( which is usually an entire clip), but the plasma
exploded when i needed two needles on him and my face exploded, as i died i
yelled at my TV for letting me die.
Thanks for the show and keep up the good work.
Viggotheamigo
Hey Podtacular! Chickenfoot089 here with a cool tale, here’s how it went
down:
It was the 7th of the 7th which always plays me on avalanche, guess what,
I was put on avalanche. It was territories and we were getting owned. I was
gettin’ a few good kills with my stickies, when I went to the other base to
cause havoc. I was travellin’ on my goose when I get attacked by a hornet,
he chased me to the grav lifts when I jumped off and in mid air I skyjacked
him. He was driving into a wall at the base and the hornet was knackered,
so when I got in there was an explosion and I thought I was dead, but I was
in the burnt out shell of the hornet, I stayed there for the rest of the
game while I got some food :), I came back and the ” Would you like to boot
this player?” sign was on the screen, I let him on just to get abused on my
mic. And then all went quiet when I touched the back button, scrolled to
his name and pressed X. Ahh… Peace and quiet. Keep on fraggin’
Hellbillies. (play banjo music)