(Hosts: Dust Storm & GLewis)
Hey, btw, mongooses are mongooses, not mongeese. If you don’t believe me, go to a custom game and change the vehicles on the map, and it says “Mongooses Only”. Emo Eddy out.
hey guys your favourite ads here again. Just listened to the last episode heck yeh I’m British. Me and dusty have played a few times together. I’m hurt he didn’t remember me :( we even helped foo mo get leg completion and get the skulls.
keep on trucking frags.
Hi guys its AI Hacker
Just want to say i love the podcast and bring on more Halo news we Halo gamers in the UK love the show.
Right down to the matter at hand i can not wait for Halo 3 ODST and Halo Reach will add something diffrent than playing as Sparten Roll on September 22nd.
Keep on fraggen thoes noobs lol
Hey Podtacular. Its NiteRhino again, and I think that it is sweet that they are bringing back the halo 1 pistol in ODST. Those pistols are like a bottle opener for grunts because when you shoot them through the ear its like a huge ocean of blue blood and gore. Too bad thats where stall me please
is hiding all of Dust Storm’s watches.
Keep on Fragging dumb noobs who say they have a job but they lie because all they do is sit on Dust Storm’s watches and watch Barnie until they release fartjuice all over the watches they were sitting on.
Hey guys im british,yeeeeeeeeeeees i am from across the pond but i do not like crumpets. Anyway i would like it if you do some a segment about halo odst every now and again about your thoughts, some news, or anything. just an idea. keep on fraging time so it goes away faster and we can all play HALO 3ODST.over and out.
Hey podtacular it’s Bolty117 again and i have a tale from the foxhole. I was doin social team slayer on valhalla and I got 22 kills while gunning on a warthog, i thought that was kinda amazing. Keep on fragin stall me please who stole my brand spankin new solid gold watch. Flippin pikey.
hi podtac this is soccersac this is my first post well heres my tale from the foxhole. ok me and my friend were playing on sandbox and so my friend gets mad cause im pwning him so he start throwing plasma grenades at me. so the first lands short but the second one he threw would have hit me but the first one exsplodes and pops the second one over my head. i dont die but my friend is coundnt belive it. so while he stands the i use my special assult rifle and kill him well thats my tale from the fox hole.
keep on fraggin truck
oh and before anyone asks
soccer=favorite sport sac=my initials
soccersac out peace
Hey podtac guys and guest(s) got another tail from the foxhole. once while playing slayer on guardian with my handy dandy BR I made my way to the hammer which i picked up then, it was hammer time scored a nice double double after a little circle had another 4 kills then got a BR in the back and died sorry to say wasn’t number one but hey you can’t win them all. shout out to GLewis and duststorm you guys rule mainly GLewis.
keep on fraging people awaken the power of the guardians and die because of it
Hey-o! It’s me Tactical Leader with
another submission.
So this one time, I was playing a version of infected when I, getting killed by an infected, tried to kill my guest. I pulled out my plasma pistol and he shot me with a rocket. I shot a plasma pistol and the rocket seemed to deflect off of it.
Thanks and keep on fraggin foo-mo’s midget-on-a-leash
Hey guys Stunned Trout writing in for my tale from the foxhole.
I was sniping at camp froman in last resort and i saw i guy near the turret. I took a shot at him and hit him in the chest he retreated to cover but i still took the second shot and guess what, Double headshot! it turns out a guy was behind my to be victim and as the first guy was retreating the second guy pushed him back into my sights!! I’ll have the clip on my fileshare soon, my gamertag is Stunned Trout.
I am looking for some podtac friends and if you could send a request ill be happy to play fat kid with you.
p.s. a warning to all clans i can lick anyones bunny
Keep on fraggin orange eating bunny licking trouts
hey podtac its the phenomenel 1 razza 119 with a funny tale from social slayer any way what was i was on the sea wall on last resort where the sniper spawns with the splazer a fully loaded warthog drove under me so i fired my trusty splazer and got a triple kill THEN the warthog wreakage hit another guy and killed him I then picked up the snlper turned 2 camp froman and got 2 head shots i got a killtacular for podtacular
shout outs 2 fishemanQ and chickenfoot89 and funnyboy
keep on truckin frags
p.s glewis if u want 2 watch the video of my clan winnin the clan match 50 to 9 it is on my file share under the name they suck
Hi guys, what’s up? Well, the other day I was playing shotty snipes on the pit and it was a pretty close game, going back and forth the whole time. I just got killed and respawned as my teammate was in a fight on the opposite side of rocket hallway. I tried to help by ricocheting some bullets down the hallway and ended up betraying my teammate. I have the clip rendered on my fileshare thanks to bungie’s render to video if you want to check it out.
Oh and I was catching up on the episodes and heard you guys talking about remakes of Halo 3 maps, I was the one who was making guardian in the sky bubble with my friend. I don’t even know why, we were extremely bored.
Keep on fraggin’ frags in frag carrying trucks.
Hi guys, Maximo again. I have three tales today. Well the first one was when I was playing slayer on Guardian. I was third and drawing with second after I had just got a killing spree. I respawned on the other side of the map, away from the fighting. I launched a frag and it flew straight towards the 2nd level where the energy lift drops you off. Just then an injured opponent flew up the lift and as he landed on the ground, the frag landed at his feet. He had no shields and so was sent to an explosive death. Next, I was playing team slayer with my brother on split online on Valhalla and as I had just died I wathced my brother’s screen for a second or two and he managed to melee a guy on top of the hill in the middle. The dude went flying, straight from the hill into the cliff wall and made the infamous Master Chief “ARGHHHHH….” as he died. Finally I was playing Team Slayer on Rats Nest alone, and I picked up a Brute shot near the Pelican. Seconds later, a Warthog with a passenger came by and slowed down. I sent off a salvo of shots and managed to flip the ‘hog before it fell off the cliff and gave me a double kill. All the clips are in my file share. Keep on fragging Hunters without thier ‘armour’ and keep searching for Nae-nae.
Hey Podtac. Its NiteRhino and I had a funny story I would like to tell. My friend made a map in SandTrap and there was a huge pile of fusion coils. He was not thinking and he was sniping on them. I was smart enough to stick a spike grenade on his back and everything exploded throwing his dead body onto a mongoose only to be t-bagged.
Keep on Fragging
NiteRhino Out
WHAT UP HOMIES?
It’s PunxsatownyPhil with another tale from the foxhole!
So quigs4494 and I were messing around with gravity hammers on a Sandbox map where everyhting was in the sky bubble. I was down in the crypt, and he was on the main level. He jumps down, and I’m standing directly under the hole. I jump, he collides with me, swings his hammer, and gets a splatter medal! His hammer hadn’t even swung yet! And as I said, there was nothing down there for him to splatter me with.
We watched the vid, and sure enoguh, his feet connect with my head, then I die. It couldn’t be lag either, since we were on the same console. The vid(s) are in my fileshare and here:
http://www.bungie.net/Online/Halo3UserContentDetails.aspx?h3fileid=80387502
http://www.bungie.net/Online/Halo3UserContentDetails.aspx?h3fileid=78456480
There are two, and they’re both rendered on bnet, so watch ‘em.
Also, clearing some Halo Wars canon up. UNSC ships have multiple engines: the Shaw-Fujikawa slipspace engine, which they blew up, and the normal engines, which power the rest of the ship. Since they were supposed to go only to Harvest, they weren’t prepared to communicate through slipspace with probes, hence no knowledge of the Flood. Serina was easily able to identify their threat because she was observing everything from a ship, while in Halo 1 Cortana was jacked into your armor. And the game would have been boring without the Flood. One last thing is that the Covenant copy trhe Forerunner technology, while the humans make their own stuff.
Keep on fragging tasty tiger buttplug fart juice which comes from Mars to attack Nay Nay’s special assault rifle’s anus armor.
PunxsatownyPhil, the groundhog that’s just chill signing out.
PS I made a twitter just to follow GLewis and Podtacular!
Hey podtac. It is the superhero Supertaco and I have a tale from the foxhole. Well I was playing Squad Battle (since at the time I didn’t have the legendary map packs and it was the closest thing to big team). Well my team was down by one Flag (gametype was 1 CTF on Standoff) so I use my ultra heroics to sneak behind enemy lines when we were defending the flag. I sit and wait in their base while I hear they are running the flag back. I throw out a power drain and use my Special AR to head shot 5 guys in a row getting a killtac. This stops the team from scoring and I recieved 3 stop the flag carriers from that one play.
well see you guys later and keep on fraggin’ trucks
Howya! Chickenfoot089 here with a juicy tale, it takes place in rat’s nest on squad battle, I was playing with Kanga95, SamerS600, Renxn5 and Stazx7. The game was slayer and we were owning the other team, with Samer and I leading the charge, I kept on owning their warthogs with stickies and boarding e.g. I was alone on the circuit with a normal and special AR. A hog charged at me, it had three men inside, they lowered my shields and I had no stickies, I boarded them and took the driver out, I kept meleeing and killed the side passenger. I hid behind the burnt out shell and finally the calvary arrived, a ghost and two warthogs backed me up. This is chickenfoot089 signing off and I hope to play with you in the near future. Shoutouts to Samer, even though whenever I play with him I lag out. Keep on fraggin’ the Halo 3 pistol.
Hi podtacular
i write to you, for i got a tale from the foxhole. On Orbital, me and my friend were playing shotty flags. The other team was planning ( or whatever they called it) to get our flag. They had 2 guys go on a mongoose and the other 2 were walking to our base. my friend throws a Plasma killing the 1st two on the goose, and the other 2 come at him and he gets overkill extermination. ( note that they one kill shots cause everyone has no shield). a few seconds later im near the hall of their base where i see them come back and i throw a nade kill one, and kill 2 of them in 1 shot and hit the last guy and get an extermination too. So overall the view of it is the other team got wiped up twice in less then 20 second.
Thats all for now, Keep on fragging trucks
Hey this is the super awesome forge master Tbone110 with my tale from the FoxHole.
I was playing Team Swat earlier today. The game was 4vs4 Shwatguns on Guardian. I was on the blue team. A little bit through the score was Blue-19 and Red-17 then two of the players on my team quit. My teamate fell into dispear. But we pushed through and gave it our best and ended up WINNING WOOT. Blue-50 Red-47
Okay this is Tbone 110 saying keep on fragging people that quit in the middle of team Swat games.
Gather round one and all to hear my tale from the glorious hole of foxes (no i am not on drugs).
well i was playing with dust storm chuckie and some other guys and we were all getting our mythic achivements.
dust storm was getting annoyed, chuckie was giving us the silent treatment and i thought i would have some fun.
we were playing one bomb on orbital when i though i would nade jump up onto these windows and camp. a mongoose came by and i stuck for a double kill. later when there was 10 seconds left the bomb carrier was coming by with a mongoose for defence. i then stuck the carrier and stop them from winning.
shout outs to fisherman q, chuckie j, glewis, crypto guest host the greatest sniper in the world and foo mo jive.
Keep on fraggin terminator salvation because me and foo mo think it has too many fails to be an epic movie even though (SPOILER!!!) there was a digital arnold schwarzenegger in it
RicE sNak RozZ signing off…
Hey all you Podtacians it is Podtaculars only Q related Fisherman here with a tale from the fox hole. I was playing team snipers with my new friend c4nnons (shout out) . I digress so we were playing snipers on sand tarp which as everyone knows is a very big map. I just start going off with my sniper ( like Dust Storm) the game ends and my K/d (kill/ death)spread is 22/6 with 4 double kills and 5 headshots. EPIC PWNZors. Keep on fraggin Dust Storm who continuesly spawn snipes Foo Mo while JVB and Glewis have a epic Sand which eating show down and Crypto is making the burgers with his epic spatula. P.S. Crypto secret ingredente is fart juice. OMGBBQ
Shout outs 2 C4nnons, Dust Storm (the World’s greatest sniper), Glewis (King of Sandwhiches and BR’s), Riz Snak Rozz ( King of Ozzy land), ChuckieJ (King of Godtacular) Funnyboy78 (my homeboy), Chickenfoot78(KIng of the turrlet)and Domuku(King of everything else), Kaybesee,Jaba,Duked,BorderPatrolz,SnowmanHunter,TokyoinAmerica,and finally Myself :)
How’s life guys? It’s me Scarface_Spartan.
I feel sorta happy today (thanks to that medication thing) so I’ll give you 2 different Tales. Brace yourselves, this will be a long one.
First off, I wanna talk about this one match Halo 3 on Valhalla. I was driving a Hog towards the enemy base w/ this other guy who was going rambo w/ the mounted gun. After getting 2 Wheelman medals, I spotted this guy w/ a Splazer and started driving towards him to make him into road kill, but then, he fired, roasting me and my mad gunner into nothing. But magically, the inertia of the destroyed Hog hit him, thus killing him and giving me a kill, a Splatter! medal and a Killjoy medal.
Now on to the next, (Xbox 360 morphing into PC) this time it is Left 4 Dead. I was playing as the infected on Dead Air (Office level). I spawned as a Smoker, and with me being so good at using it. I snatched one of the survivors. But as I was doing that, 2 hunters pounced on the suppose to be rescuers. While looking around from what limited view I had, the last remaining survivor was beginning a speed run, but was short lived as he got hit by a car. The End.
Here also is another Halo 3 tales on the same map, same server, but different time.
Okay, so I got into a Banshee and was drive, strafing, etc. towards the Blue’s base. Then I spotted this guy driving his Warthog to a cliff to which in my point of view looked like he was gonna ram me w/ the Hog in mid-air. But as I tried to dodge the Hog, he jumped out and hi-jacked my Banshee, yet sad to say, his ally w/ the Splazer didn’t realize this and shot him, thus ending his short buy awesome looking hi-jack.
PS: I didn’t die when he threw me out, the flying Warthog did :P
Thanks for reading my submission, I hope I can be a guest host sometime! :)
Keep on fragging Zoey raping Hunters.
Hey podtacular I am the mould that grows on your bread and I am here to send in a tale from the foxhole.
a few weeks ago, on a sunday I had a very good 2 matches of Big team slayer. The first one was big spocklets(Unlimited rockets and lasers) on Standoff. Midway through the game, when I was splazering near my base I saw a bunch of people clumped together at the camo spawn. I quickly yelled IM CHARGIN MAH LAZR!!!! and shot my laser as a person spawned behind them. They lined up so the one laser went through all 3 of them and BOOM! My bright red ray of pwnage and homicide sauce went through all three of them in a row. Triple kill. The next match after that was big team slayer on Valhalla and nothing awesomely cool happened apart from a +12 K/D spread and then when big team slayer on standoff heavy appeared, it was on. I hopped on the gauss turret at some point in the match and raked up a killtacular. Already on a killing spree, I kept on picking off enemies with an overkill and a few doubles until my grand total tallied to 23, with a neat rampage. This clip is called killtac rampage and the splazer one is called EPIC SUCEED. Both are in my file share.
Shoutouts to the people who kept the laser and rockets under control so I could enjoy my noob-killing leisure and my driver Kazza.(cant remember the numbers at the end of his GT.)
Keep on fragging podtacular juiceboxes so that everyone(in theory) should get sprayed with podtac juice and start winning. In practice, though, the cartons are actually filled with fart juice and melt everyone’s face. (sort of like what happened with vista). Go figure.
PS Dusty-I am not the caller from the turlet as I am an Aussie, the Irelander you be seekin is actually Chickenfoot089. Although my dunny epic fail was terrible.($200 down the toilet. Literally.)
This is the lichen that grows on dead people, signing off.
Hi podtacular it’s the big gooba fish!
This week, I’m sending in my tale from the foxhole.
I was playing a big team slayer on sandtrap. I ran to the to of the base and grabbed the tripmine. It didn’t mean anything to me though because tripmines NEVER get me any kills.
But this time was different. I jumped off the top of the base and deployed my mine, “BOOM!” “Double kill!” “Bleep bloop… achievement unlocked… were in for some chop…” “Yay!”….... But what had happened?
As I jumped off the building there was a fight happening below me. My mine landed on an enemy chopper and blew it to smithereens, and in the process, killing the guy standing next to it as well. I watched the film clip and had epic lolls. The clip is on my file share under the name of “TRIPMINE!”
That’s all for now.
Keep on fragging little kids who scream “VETO!” at any game type besides slayer (aka my little brother).
Big gooba fish singing out. (p.s. I’m Australian. Please do not judge me by the acts of “Buzz Killington” because I am nothing like him. No offence to Buzz.
Hey its Domaku and I’ve got a tale from the foxhole.
I was playing on Isolation a long time ago and I was in about last place or so and I was starting to get a kill streak right. I walked under the overhang on the top part of Isolation where the needler spawns. I grabbed it and fired a few shots at an enemy. He killed my with cold blood. I died obviously but the game lagged and the screen turned black. After about 30-60 seconds It came back on. I was hoping I respawned, Remarkably I was still alive. I looked around for a second and found I couldn’t move. Then I noticed I was alot shorter than the guys I was Fighting. I looked arond and tried to shoot. No luck. Someone noticed I was still alive and started shooting me. I couldn’t Die. I started to wonder how this was related to other games. I waited until the game was over and Recorded it in theater and I took a few Pics and will put them on my fileshare since I posted it.
50G-You read Domaku’s Tale from the Foxhole.
Shoutouts to Abremo, Perlyman, Bigbird, Nero, and Godtacular.
Keep on sticking Dust Storm for Killing an entire team with a splaser while Perlyman is eating because he eats every ten minutes while playing World of Warcraft with his Bicurious uncle and bigbird dresses up in a ninja costume and sneaks up behind Abremo who is taking a dump while he plays Gears of War 2 on his PS3.
P.S.
Come play BTB on BTB fridays
and Southpaw Saturdays
Hello podtac. This is my tale from the Fox Hole. I was playing Team Snipers on Rat’s Nest with my friend Daniel. Well after watching a montage called Lord Mongoose I wanted to try and get wheelmans on a mongoose. Well we were just fooling around when My friend snipes two guys on the back of the goose counting as a double kill. Then we just drove around in a mongoose and we both got two splatters each. Eventually the other team set up the mongooses in such a way that we could not run around the outside track.
Well this is the end of my tale and keep on fraggin dem Midget truck drivers
Well, guys, I decided to send in a submission today. I can’t say it’s funny, but it’s at least realistic.
So, today, I’m on vacation at my uncle’s house in Maryland, and it’s my birthday (June 11). I was playing Oblivion for about, oh, 3 or 4 hours. I shut the Xbox off to eat lunch, come back, turn it on, and guess what I see?
Well, I’ll refer to it as the devil, more commonly known as the Red Ring of Death.
This is just a warning to everyone who owns a 360 that you are not immune to Microsoft’s shoddy products.
Anyways, keep on fraggin’ trucks, and good luck with the podcasting.
What’s up Podtacular? Slidercleo aka SLIDERZ105 here with a tale from the foxhole.
My buddy and I were looking for the Sandbox skull, and realized it was a prime opportunity to also get in our Tank Dropper achievements. So I take my turn doing the dropping. My aim was off a bit and the tank nicked one of the stone obelisks and exploded. The flaming wreckage then fell on my friend, unlocking my achievement. Sweetness! Then it was my friends turn to splatter me, and an interesting thing happened. My friend took the tank way up high and let it go, and when it hit me something went crazy with the physics and I got catapulted out, bounced into the air off one of the dunes, and went flying all the way out to the Guardian wall! If not for the invisible barrier of the map, I would have gone flying out well past it! It was crazy! As it was my lifeless body fell down and came to rest on the top of the wall. My friend and I both laughed so hard, because we totally didn’t expect anything like that to happen. Anyway the vid will be in my fileshare, titled ‘Tank Splatter’, gamertag SLIDERZ105.
Shout outs to Laraxa, JP Oliver and Podtacular Rec Clan, and all the rest of my Podtacular friends.
Keep on fraggin’ trucks!
Hello Podtac, it is I again, your emo Eddy! lol Anyway, I’d like to submit this tale before I forget, because it happened about 1 year ago, while I was a Lieutenant (I am a commander Gr. 3, tyvm). Anyway, on with my submission. I was messin around wit my good buddies EDJERSEYS BRO and EDJERSEY (Yes, EDJERSEY is my dad, so coolz). I was aiming at BRO with a rocket while he went through the teleporter which teleported him to a fence box. As soon as he went through, I shot the rocket and knew I would miss. But sure enough, the rocket fixed itself to BRO and the rocket completely the other way, resulting in a kill. PWNED! Sorry for the long submission, but in the end, I don’t have the film saved, which is a Double PWN. Shoutouts to BRO, cause I kicked his @$$,Duststorm, GLewis, EDJERSEYS CUZ, EDJERSEYS BUD, me, and the guest hosts. Keep on fraggin’ Smart Cars. They are so samll, if you go down the highway and stick your hand out of the car,the car will turn. Emo Ed out.
Hey! this is figur sk8er 87 (yes, i am a female “ice skater” but i prefer a more suitable name like figure skater) with my first submission EVER!!! so please slack off if i dont use good grammer, spelling, etc. My tale from the foxhole:
once upno a time (christmas) i FINIALLY got the long anticipated XBOX360 with HALO3!!!!!! YAY! 8D after doing all of the sign-up stuff and getting my membership (and i need to renew it), it was time to start ranking up. I have been playing HALO since it came out… i think i was like 7 or 8yrs old. well, i didnt think it would be so EASY!! it was like the guys were just standin there like they didnt know how to freakin bress a stupid button on the stupid controll! i won: 27 to 7 to 7 to like 10, i think (My dad was also playing). well, keep on fraggin any thing that gets in your way. Eccept for me, of course. shout outs 2 dust storm 4 telling me to click the “contacts” tab and all u other guys that give tips on whooping some serious butt. ha ha ha… and to my freind Troy: dont worry i will renew my membership soon! Love u guys!!!!
Hey Podtacular crew and guest host, this is giffyboy92 sendin in my tale from the foxhole. This is a tale from a custom game that me and Captain Planet played a while back. The gametype was infection and the zombies kept spawning in the same exact spot (this is the sign of a poorly designed map). The map was standoff and me and captain planet were located on the farthest end of the map and the zombies were on the direct opposite end of the map, so me and Capn planet were (as we should be)sniping the brainz out of ‘em getting double kills and triple kills and sniping sprees like crazy. Unfortunately for the zombies they had to travel to the other end of the map to get us and we were high up in the air on a conveniently located floating bridge. The zombies would spawn at almost the same altitude with absolutely no cover at all. It seemed as if the designer of this map had hell’s janitors in mind when he gave the humans unlimited ammo and available sniper rifles. So many people ended up quitting that i gave up my massively long spree of well over 50 kills. I ended up giving up and abandoning my post to give the zombies a fighting chance. The end score for me and captain were in the high 90’s to 120. I might be able to find the video but i can’t make any promises. Sorry that this tale is not based on matchmaking it was just an awesome annoyance to everyone else, so if anyone who was in that game remembers i’m sorry for pwning you…blame it on whoever put the zombie spawns where they were. Shoutouts to Captain Planet for owning it up with me in that game and the Godtacular Crew. A special thanks to Chuckiej for putting up with us every week at Godtac and preparing a lesson from the word for us every week. Sorry for the long submission. Keep up the good work guys and k33p on Fr4gg1n Truks!!!!1
Hey this is KC MaulingDeath. First I would like to say that the KC from my gamertag stands for my old gamertag, KickingCoccyx. I was forced to change my name because apparently Microsoft thinks “kicking” is a bad word, even though I had the gamertag for like 3 years. Well lets get to my tale. It was my very first game ever on Halo 3. My friend and I decided to try a social doubles for my first online experience. We ended up getting shotty snipers on construct. When watching the video you can tell that im very confused, since I have never played the map before. Right away i begin to look all around me to figure out my environment. When I finally find the enemy first shot, BOOM HEADSHOT! While playing the game I get all confused because there is red all over the radar around me, not realizing there are more levels to the map. Eventually I get a double get for the killing spree, notice no deaths yet. By this time I begin to wonder what the purple beams of light are but my question is soon answered when I kill an enemy and his lifeless body goes up the beam. After another double kill I get a killing frenzy which is eventually followed by a sniper spree, again no deaths. Once again I get another double kill but this time for a running riot and I’m still deadless. Later on in the video you can see me trying to shoot through the glass in lobby. It finally gets down to 24-2 and me and my partner are chancing the last guy down towards sniper spawn. I currently have 19, 1 away from a rampage. I take a shot with my sniper and get him shieldless, inside my head im thinking “yes! one shot with the shotgun and I got him”, just then my partney snipes him straight in the back. NOOOOOOO! I yell, as an intriguing silver and black hexagon pops up in the lower left corner reading, “PERFECTION”. Dispite losing out on my rampage I was still excited about gaining my first perfection on my very first Halo 3 game. Anyway check if you want to check it out its on my fileshare and it is called, “PERFECTION” of course. Well keep on fraggen Microsoft for banning gamertags with the word Kicking.
Hey it is KC MaulingDeath (AKA KickingCoccyx) again I have another tale from the game that got me my general grade 2. I only needed one more experience to get my general grade 2 so I decided to play a game of free for all. After searching for a game I end up getting slayer on snowbound, oh by the way I was playing as an elite because I got bored. The game starts and almost right away I begin getting shot at and become shieldless, but I manage to get myself into the base behind the shield doors to protect myself and eventually kill the idiot who dared shoot at me. Now the sad part is that 2 guys quit 30 seconds into the game. I eventually get a double kill for my killing spree. After getting a few more kills I hear “Killing Frenzy” as I try to stick a man who is sniping at me. I miss my stick but as I shot him with my shotgun, making him shieldless, my missed sticky bounces off a shield door and explodes killing him and saving my life. I eventually use that sniper to get myself a kill and miss like 10 shots trying desperately to get another one. Eventually all my kills lead me to a running riot. As I continue to play I run into an enemy outside so I put up a bubble for myself but he throws a drainer at me depleting my shields. Scared for my life I run back to the base as I here a spartan’s cry. Apparently my enemy had killed himself from his own plasma grenade. As I keep playing I get 20 kills for a rampage. Finally I get 25 kills ending the game with a perfection and an untouchable followed by my general grade 2 rank. After looking at the score board I felt kind of bad because the second place guy had only 4 kills making the game basically no contest but still very enjoyable for myself :). Anyway you can find this video in my file share under the name PERFECT,UNTOUCH. If anyone wants the can send me a friend request to KC MaulingDeath and leave a message telling me your from podtacular. Keep on fraggen old lady’s that get tazed by the cops.
Hey it is the real watch stealer here with a tale from thy hole of fox. On sandtrap My friend and I got duel splazers and got a running riot each and out team won 18 to 50, vid on my file share. keep on fragin Glewis, If you ever EVER try to steal my stolen watch collection, I will find your penthouse in ATL and steal it back! stallme out.
hey podtac the fuzz here, or as my friends call me:”the sniper in the wind” first : its an honor, second :i got some tales for U. one day i was playin halo 3 with my friend, and my brother, i had a rocket launcher and i fired both rockets. my friend saw the rockets and ducked, that rocket hit my brother who had snuck up behind him with the hammer, he blew up. my friend thinking i had fired only once was sent sailing skyward. i got a double kill and won the game 24-26-19. the kill limit was 25. heres another: me and my bro were playin halo 2 on the extra map zanzibar part of the killtacular mappack he had the launcher and i had a riflei was ahead by one point i was also cloaked. he started shooting rockets randomly and eventually hit me, the announcer ghost says, and i quote, ” gained the lead, lost the lead, stupid kill.” on some multiplayer levels a banshee can help u gfet to hard to reach places and if youve got a snipper riffle, well then youre all set to pwn some nubes. heres a tale from gears 2 me and my friend were on the level were you look for the locust queen. we had just cleared a room when i found a locked door. i stuck a grenade to the wall near the door just as my friend found as switch wich he proceeded to pull, warping me to the tower he was in. just then a cutscene played in wich two locusts with flamers and a grinder entered through the door i had found, suddenly the grenade i had planted went off!, causing the flamers tanks of fuel to explode killing the grinder behind. i sent this cuz i heard u were short on submissions. none of these stories are BS. it all happened in the air conditioned comfort of me and my friends houses.
Hey Podtacular
I’ve been a listener for a while and I finally decided to stop being lazy and try to send in a submission. My Tale from the foxhole is a game I played earlier today that I thought was kinda impressive.
I was matchmaking in Rumble Pit and the game-type was Oddball on Assembly. When the game started I grabbed the camouflage and started following the guy with the ball, I threw a grenade then assassinated a guy who ran in front of me. I got an easy double kill and picked up the ball. For the rest of the game I camped at the bottom of the gravity lift, going up it to ambush people after me. The total game length was only 1:12, I won 50 to 11 and everyone else had 0. I had 6 kills 0 deaths and my tool of destruction was the oddball(this was definitely one of the easiest games I have ever won). This film is on my file- share my gamer-tag is “Halos Light” P.s sorry for any bad grammer
Hi Tbird007 here submitting for the second time and I’m really ticked of because you didn’t read my first one but anyways here I go.I was on the pit and me and my friend were playing against four other people since the others left. The score was 48 to 21 with us losing with us losing. me and my friend decided to camp in the sword room and get as many kills as possible. well it went from a 48/21 score to a amazing 48/47 score. In the last 10 seconds i grabbed the rockets and jump back to the sword room were my friend was getting killed. when he had almost know shields left and there was 3 seconds left I fired a rocket. the count down went like this 2, double kill 1, triple kill, overkill, extermination in the end my friend died so it was 49 to 51. I ended up with invincible three overkill’s and a sword spree. At this time I was a guest at my friends and he doesn’t know he difference between delete and save so its not on his file share. Keep on fraggin fumo because i broke my leg when his bike faulty folded. shoutouts to Wur1, cyberneticwolfx, and toixcrot.