Podtacular: The Unofficial Halo Universe Podcast

Podtacular Episode 198: Callins and Tales from the Foxhole
for the week of July 26th, 2009

(Hosts: Dust Storm, GLewis, Chickenwaffle, AceofSpaces & JakFireDragon)

Opening Discussions

Interview: My Halo Life

Random Frags

What up, onebitrocket here from across the pond, in rain England. recently got back in to podtacular after a long while away from it and enjoying the new shows, the E3 show was great.

I found a post on bungie.net about a hidden assault riffle on the campaign mission The Storm.

http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=34964621

It’s supposedly inside the lower part of the pier in the first lake bed with the AA wraith and where the marines and the missile launcher are.

There is some speculation that this could the new scarab gun, as in halo 2. but there are others thinking this could just be a regular assault riffle.

Either way there’s a few people trying their hardest to get in to the area to try it out, but so far it seems you can only get to it in theatre mode.

Just though I’d throw this out there to see if any other listeners had heard of this or wanted to try and help get to it to try the riffle.

There are pics and videos of it’s position in the forum link.

Keep up the good work and keep on fragging trucks!

Well this is embarrassing i was listening to episode 197 as righting my last message and immediately after i pressed send I think Dust Storm said to G lewisthat with the new ver. people coudnt register so lol thats one for the books

Hey it’s the Slayer of all Mayors here to answer a few questions from last weeks show. Before I begin i would just like to say I am on the fail bus because i missed the fail boat. First off, there is another comic series other then Helljumpers. The name of it is called Spartan Black which will be released in December of this year. Also, in Uprising Master Chief is on the dreadnought that you see at the end of halo 2. Sorry about all the horrible spelling and grammar in my last submissions. I promise this one has no mistakes. Keep on fraggin myself because when Duststorm read the end of my submission you didn’t think keep on biking folds was clever.

Glewis can you accept my friend request please my gamertag is farmer Elmo

So I don’t know if anyone has clarified this from Episode 197 but when Wakashi said “What up TUHUP”
It’s “what up The Unofficial Halo Universe Podcast.” Abbreviations FTW :)
Just thought I’d say something, kinda was surprised yall were like “huh”.

Can’t wait ‘til Episode 200.
Keep on fraggin’ trucks.
peacee.

Hey guys you must get the aussies on again some day they were soooo funny. Keep on fragging nooobs on the fail boat eating bancheese while watching dust storm attempt to snipe fart juice monkeys from his naughty corner

Hello fellow members of Podtacular. This is tylerthet3.

I just have two questions for you today:

1. How do you feel about the Halo movie being officially canceled?

2. Because they probably aren’t creating another Halo title, what do you think Bungie will create after Halo: Reach?

Shout outs to all hosts and guest hosts!

Keep on truckin’ frags!

Callins with ChuckieJ

Tales from the Foxhole

epimethius12

hey guys awesome podcast first off. a month or two ago or something like that i was playing with glewis on isolation and we were pwning these people bad, we were up by around 40. someone on our team, i dont know who, started playing the song “just dance” over their mic and it kinda caught on kinda quick. every time we would spawn we would run to the middle of the map and just start dancing. the other team would just frag the hell out of us and kill all of us, and we would just keep doing the same thing over and over, just dance. it was hilarious. we ended up winning by three kills i believe. good times. up by 40 win by three.

Garrett

Hey it’s KC MaulingDeath and I have a tale from the foxhole in a 1v1 halo wars match. The map I played on was Docks. First off I would like to say that it is dumb that they let you play on docks even though its a 2v2 map. My enemy and I were both playing as the arbitar, so I decided to mass some jackels as well as upgrade my arbiter when I could. After creating a few jackels I rushed my enemy. He had built a second base next to his main base so I attacked the second base and destroyed it. But when I attacked his main base he was prepared for me and kill my army with turrets. I retreated with my Arbiter and built a base right above his. Eventually I had three bases on my side and one on his side. Later I noticed he had created a scarab, scared for my life I started to build one of my own and stalking up on hunters and upgrading them. My base on his side was soon destroyed and I new it wouldnt be long until he came for my main base so I sent my army towards his main base. My base was soon hit by my enemy and I figured I had no time to turn back so I attacked his base. Soon we were both baseless. To stop from dieing I built a new base on his side. Determined to win I went looking for his new base. We both ran into each other in the middle and we both killed everything we had. But after the battle he soon came with a new scarab and his arbiter and attacked my base while I tried desperately to kill them both with just my arbiter. I thought it was over but surprisingly I killed them both. With his army destroyed I massed hunters and attacked destroying his defenceless base, winning the game. They game lasted over 40 minutes, it was a very long and intense battle but I was happy that I had finally one after being so close to a loss. Well thats my long story send me a message if you want to play a game. Keep on fraggen egg laying monkeys.

Spartan QXZ93

Yo! It’s Spartan QXZ93 here with my first submission for Podtacular.

I was playing Infection on Sandtrap with several of my friends a few days ago. I was riding on the side of a hornet with a special assault rifle and a sniper rifle. It was just my friend and I against a force of zombies more than twice our size…we still managed to win. At one point I had a Killtacular before I died.

That’s all I really have to say. I am always looking forward to listening to the new episodes of Podtacular.

Shout-outs to: Lancelot, Buzz Killing Tin, Maddie, Glewis, and Dust Storm(the best coughworstcough sniper ever!)

Keep on fraggin’ communist bears that are juggling NOVA bombs while smoking weed and drinking Guinness while hanging upside down from a water pipe in an old damp basement in an abandoned warehouse on the outskirts of Chicago guarded by Mafia members with P90’s.

Hanimex12

Hey guys love the show. this is my first submission. Any way i was playing a team snipers match and i got a X4 rebound no scope it was pretty sweet. keep on fraging trucks that carry stolen watches to nay nay who wears anus amour.

c4nn0ns

Hey guys, how’s it going? I am going to try and use as much correct grammer as possible in the following submission. Anyways, I have two tales for you today, one of them is on The Pit and the other is on Avalanche. Both are in Team Snipers. Ok, my first tale. The game started and as usual I bounced SR bullets off of the wall towards the other team. Only this time, something different happened. I got three medals on my screen, 2 headshot medals and a Double Kill medal. What happened was two of the other teams members walked into my shot at the same time. There is a clip of it in my fileshare, slot 4 I think, titled 1 shot 2 kills. Now for my next tale. I was at the Shotgun spawn and saw 2 of the other teams members so I killed them. Then they spawned near their turret, so I spawn raped them. Then, out of the corner of my eye I see my team mate go down, shot by one of the enemy players. The player came running out of Shotgun spawn and started to dissapear. I then realized he had active camo and positioned my Beam Rifle where I thought his head would be. I pull the trigger and….(climactic build-up)...BLAM!!!!!!!!!! He was no-scoped straight through the forehead. This too is in my fileshare entitled “sweet spree”. Well that’s it for this time. GLewis you are still my favourite. DustStorm, not so much. LOL JK I <3 you all 'cept for the Brit.(JK). Keep on fraggin' trucks guys.

jammin57CP

Hey it’s jammin here with my first but definitly not my last sub-mission.So me and my friend were
messing around on isolation and I spawned a mongoose and blew it up and it went off the man-cannon and right as my friend looks up it smashes his face in.Next I was messin around on valhalla and he goes of the man cannon at the water fall base and I am standing on the beach base and throw a sticky off the man-cannon and stick him in the face and his face gets smashex in by the majesSTUCKness of my stick.The vids might be on my file share but I need to renew my live.Shoutouts to Duststorm,Glewis,ChuckyJ(for helping me with my e-mail problem),and death666XP.So until next time keep on fragging trucks and face smashing.I am out.
Oh and I and I do follow you on twitter,my name is JamminManclark so keep on fraggin trucks.And I might start podcastin in the near future so any help would be appreciated.

Alastair Noble

hi podtacular dudes and fans its ShiningPheonix4
i would just like to give a shout to: fungus oz , sian117, wth79, killomania, spartan347, stopREGI and all my other friends.

as far as i understand (which is not that far …..... YEAH im an air head….alright) is that dis is a callins and tales from the fox hole episode. and so i would just like to say that i have tryed the have 16 people run for the sandbox skull and it is really quite funny!!!!! hi mum !!!!! and a tip for sandbox is that you need to have a copper driving round or a warthog team slayer it is also good to run for rocks and overshield for obvierse reasons like not to get u head blown off by a wtf missle.
also every1 is like run to rockets on assembly but u r far betta off dual wielding. just make sure that u only shoot with 1 so that when u run out of ammo in clip u can shoot with the other . it gives good fire at all times so u r ready for anything. if u don’t understand what i just said light i fire and sit real close to it and just think about it u will understand eventually. also a chuck norris joke is well suited to this accosiation, so erm if u know that brand of chuck norris toilet paper, u will know that it was very unsuccessful becuase it dont take s* from any1.

this was shiningpheonix4 your eyes in the sky ( i always wanted to say that YAY!!!)
and remember keep on fraggin trucks that carry grunts around whose heads have confetti exploding out of them when u shoot them and then eat your anus armour before dying of no head with a bunny for a pet

Pheonix signed out

Jared

This is Jediguy25 with my first submission. I’ve listened for a while and decided to participate in the submissions. My tale from the fox hole is when I was on Standoff Team Slayer for a warm up game before I played MLG Matchmaking. Anyways I was driving the Warthog and had a “killer chain gun of doom operator” and they threw a bubble shield and so I stopped and let my gun operator shoot at them. With it doing nothing I grew bored fast and I drove my hog towards the bubble shield and another guy walked into the bubble shield. And then I rammed them both with my “2 tons of warthog doom” and got a double kill splatters. Keep on fragging truck driving monkeys that steal watches and spew fart juice. The monkeys then cry out for help as the truck explodes. You can then walk over and take the watch for yourself. Then while playing matchmaking you can brag to the bks that yell “VETO!” that you have a new watch. Then when you get done pwning them you can brag again then start up a new game and do it all over again after you eat a new sandwich because they are good. :) P.S. My keep on fragging was probably an Epic Fail to some of you :( if so Keep (if you have not started) on fragging yourself for hating my previous one. Jediguy signing out.

Pr1v4te Church

Dear Podtac,
I was playin some double EXP and it happened to be Zombies(my favorite). so anyways my first match was save one bullet on spooky house my fav Zombie map! So i spawn on the main level were the grav lifts take u up 2 the second floor and i go up and camp near the hole in the floor( dont contradict me its a legit strat). I see 5 zombies come up from the basement and i take them all out with 4 pistol shots to the head and 1 shotty 2 the face and get a killtacular 4 Podtacular. Hope u enjoyed my tale and keep on fraggin midgets that drive trucks filled with folding bikes and spew fart juice when they see you stole dust storms watch and stick to the underside of your warthog!( Oh BTW this is my first submission.

moose0030

Hey y’all this us moose0030 from the Great not so white North. My tale from the hole a la fox(see theres some french)is from MNMThe game was on Valhalla with Neutral Assault. Get ready for the list of people here. Shoutouts to Mives7,White Lite1,SLIDERZ105,JP Oliver, Laraxa, funnyboy78, chuckiej,giffboy92,and moose0030 of course. It was Mives,White Lite and Sliderz against the rest of the MNM Crew. The match was very close until the MNM crew fell asleep and could not get back in time to stop 2 armings of the bomb by White Lite,Mives and Sliderz. We had 9 minutes to arm the bomb at least twice. I lead the charge with the banshee clearing the way a couple of times getting powerdrained and plasma pistoled by my teammate funnboy78. arrgh. I finally armed the bomb for one point.We eventually tied it. With the time ticking down thy made one lat rush down right side in the narrow path on base near the sea?. I heard people saying they were coming say I took the banshee and splatterd and gunned them down for an overkill to stop them in their tracks. It ended 2-2 in a tie. Great game and great night everyone. Thanks JP for hosting MNM and thanks to anyone who participates in MNM. Stop the truck fraggin cuz they need jobs too. Instead frag turtles cuz they are lazy. P.S. the moose is on the loose

Frequentsoup

Hey podtac this is Frequent. No I don’t eat soup frequently. Anyways I was playing Team Doubles on Tundra (the bottom floor of Sandbox) and during the middle of the match this guy whipped out a sniper and got a double headshot on me and my teammate. WTF!!! Where is that sniper.Thnx and keep on fraggin noobs that play halo on the turlet fishing for big gubba fish driving trucks. lol. Soup signing out.

Cpt bun bun

Hey Podtacular this is Cpt bun bun with a tale form the foxhole! I was playing in the Bungie Vs. The World tournament. So i had been playing for about 4 hours with not sign of the bungie players. In one the pregame lobbies I was the only player without the samuri sword. All the players on my team were making fun of me and calling me a noob. I said nothing and at the end of the game I had the most kills on my team , but sadly we lost. Well thats my tale form the foxhole. A shout out to Dust storm, GLewis, lancelot, the guest host, and my boys Epic Prophet, and HTK Button. Keep Fraggin Trucks.

chandler

hey podtac, another tale from the foxhole and just because its funny to know how so many little 10 year old noobs think that anyone can be from bungie. But anyways so me and my friends are playing matchmakeing on team slayer and so this like 10 year old is on our team some how and ends up saying that he wants recon. Well having fun with it we say two of us are from bungie and that he has to kill at least one of us the funny part is that its complete rape juice that we stand in floating boxes with every weapon on the map with instant kill on :D. SO after the game the kid gets mad and its hilarius<<<(i know i spelled it wrong). i would have put it in my file share but of course cant record the voices so yep. thankx for reading and u jus earned 1000000G Achecment unlock :D

Frequentsoup

Sup this is the non frequently ate soup with my tale from the foxhole. Doo Do Doo Do Doo!
I was playing team swat on blackout and at first I started out bad but then all of a sudden Que? Swattacular!!! Being posted on podtacular. This is not on my fileshare cause my bro and I share this account and he put naughty pics on my fileshare and got my file share banned. But if you want to friend request me I will show you it. Keep on fraggin little kids that yell veto when it is Team br’s on Guardian. Shouts out to everyone on my friends list and dusty, lewis, Chuckiej, good game community, and everyone one else that takes part in podtacular.

Barney mcbiggle

Hi, there podtacular! this is barney mcbiggle with my first submission ever! I come bearing a tale from the foxhole. So this is what happened. I was playing team slayer on the Narrows,and my team was winning 49 to 48,I had possession of the sniper rifle and was hiding on the platform behind the blue sides’ man-cannon.I was trying to pick off one of the other teams members on the other side I suddeenly began to take damage,I whipped my camera to the right and saw one of the opposing team charging me with special assault rifle. He had already landed two shots and my only chance was to stick him. I pulled the trigger but it was too late, the grenade fell out of my hands as he gunned me down, but not all was lost, the plasma grenade had still actived and stuck on to my sniper as it fell out of my hands. the idiot that had just killed me somehow didn’t notice the big, shiny, blue light light coming from the ground as he ran to grab my sniper. the very second that he picked up the rifle it exploded in his hands giving me a kill from the grave for the win. needless to say, the guy cussed me out in the lobby afterwards, calling me a long string of obscenities that I will not mention in this email.
This is Barney Mcbiggle signing out
Keep on fragging trucks!!!

AI Hacker

Hi guys Its AI Hacker all the way from the UK (give me my crumpets and Tae).
Now for my tale from the Bungie day fox hole i was in a ctf game and as we were winning all of my team left but me and i lost 3-2 and all i got after the game was crap from the other team about how bad i was even though it was only me.
Well thats is for now till next time keep fraggen noobs from the UK how only eat scones with jam and cream lol lol

Garrett

Hey it is KC MaulingDeath (KickingCoccyx) again for another tale from the foxhole. First off i want everyone to know that the reason for the KC part of my gamertag is because it is an ode to my old gamertag KickingCoccyx, which was banned because microsoft thought Kicking was a bad word. Well anyway my tale is from my very first game of halo 3. My friend and I decide to play some social doubles. After seaching for a game we end up in a 2v2 shotty snipers on construct. Since this is my first game I am unaware of my surroundings. When the game starts I look all around me to see what I am dealing with, until I see a shot from a sniper rifle going towards my teammate. So I pull out my sniper and BOOM! HEADSHOT! with my first pull of the trigger. As the game progresses I get confused by the red dot on my radar not realizing that there is more than one level to this map. Eventually with my shotgun I get a double kill for my killing spree. At one point in the game I asked my teammate what the purple beams of light did, but it didn’t take me long to figure it out once I shot a guy dead and his limp body went up the lift. As the game progress I get another double kill for a killing frenzy, this time with my sniper. The killing frenzy is soon followed by a sniper spree after another headshot. With 7 kills from the win, I get another double kill for my running riot. A little less than 20 seconds later my double is followed up by another double kill. Another noobie moment happens in the game when you can see me try to shot my enemy in the lobby, through the glass. After realizing that he was protected I decided to charge in. I end up killing one enemy to make the game 24 to 2. My teammate and I begin chasing the last guy towards sniper spawn. I pull a shot off right into his back and switch to my shotgun to finish him off, but before I can finish him my teammate takes the kill, robbing me of my rampage. Once the game ended I realized I got this strange black and silver hexagon shape medal with the words PERFECTION! underneath. Despite missing out on my rampage I was still excited to get a perfection on my very first game. I have the video in my fileshare with the name PERFECTION, if anyone would like to check it out. Keep on fraggin GLewis for skipping my first tale from the foxhole, which causes the tazer in his pocket to fly into an old lady crossing the street.
PS. Epitaph is an amazing map no matter what Dust Storm says.

shlomoe [sh-loe-moe]

hey podtac its jewbaka with a tale from the foxhole one day my friend clownkiller747 were playing on a last resort we forged and it was filled with fusion coils in the middle area where the giant fan and the building are, in the middle of the fusion coils was like 5 crates stacked up and where you respond i was standing where the splazer is on the normal map and shot at the coils thus hitting my friend but the crates flew up and spaterd me which was as my friend said epic fail

ps keep on fragging real 7alk for no having an area where you can submit stuff for their show also i got a new computer so ill be back dustorm will know,(glewis says “and thats one tasety burger”.)

bolty117

YO wazzzzzzzzz uuuuuuuup. I was doing squad battle on sand trap heavy and my team mate got 54 kills. so i felt honored when i was driving him around in my warthog while he was on the chaingun of doom.
When ODST comes out will you guys still be a halo 3 sight or Halo 3 odst sight or both. Keep on fraging dog terd so it splatters on midgets windows so they cant reach the terd to wipe it off and when the do the fart juice spewing monkeys get it dirty again. over and out..

thereal256

hey podtac guys got another tail from the foxhole. once whilst playing halo ce at school with a bunch of friends we were on sidewinder. The first thing i did was head to the warthog along with my friend Joesph i drove he was gunner we started out ok a kill here a kill there then just as i circled around the map the enemy grabbed the tank we ditched the warthog and grabbed a rockethog then proceeded to kill the guy in the tank and score most of the kills for victory. shout outs to glewis duststorm host(s) and anybody else who helps put out the podcasts.

Keep on fraging midgets who stand on their fail boats holding their fail pail which is full of fail juice and forever search for secret recon anus armor with the fat princess who gets to fat and sinks the boat killing everyone on board.

The Bone9

Hi this is The Bone9 with my first submission ever and this is my tale from the foxhole. (Glewis’ sound effect) I was playing 2 flag on rats nest and when I was taking the flag back to my base I accidentally dropped it when I went to pick it back up I couldn’t and I suddenly realized I wasn’t carrying a weapon and I couldn’t pick up weapons, see my hands, melee, or use equipment. The only thing I could do was throw grenades with which I picked up one kill. I tried to record it but for some reason it wouldn’t let me so I don’t have it saved.

Keep on fraggin’ Mongeese

Chickenfoot089

Hey guys! Chicken here tellin you about these idiots I was matched up with in matchmaking, Ijoined a game and two people were singing My Charona badly and team killing and suiciding. Don’t ya just hate that?

Okay, thanks for keeping the podcast going and I shall Call from the turlet always

Keep on fraggin Quoio from total recall who oppens Arnies mind and accidently farts from those fajitas for breakfast! BYE!

Stallmeplease

Hey guys it is the official watch stealer of podtacular, stallmeplease, and I am here with my tale from thy most holy of all holes, the foxhole.
I was playing assualt on vahalla.
I grabbed the sniper(super special assalt rifle never caught on because of the length of the phrase)and headed toward the other base to snipe them off, then realized they were headed toward our base with the bomb. I turned around and started heading back to our base. I got to the top of the hill and grabed the laser, I shot at the warthog with the bomb in it. To my suprise, I got an overkill! I ran to the blown up warthog to see the carnage, and another warthog pulled in front of me, and I shot my laser for a double kill. I am uploading the clip to my file share as we speak.
Keep on fraggin dust storm for devoting an hour of his life to help set up my mic on skype, I am still going to steal your watches though.
Stallme out.

big gooba fish

Hi podtacular it is I….. The Big Gooba Fish and I am writing to tell you about my tale from the foxhole.
My tale is from a random forge that I and my friends (smoke man 99 and warhammer010) were playing on foundry. I suddenly felt like pissing Warhammer off, so I spawned a fence box, trapped him in it while he was driving a mongoose and started to spin him around. He went flying around inside the box and eventually fell out. This, we figured, was great fun so we took turns doing it to each other. But one time when he was spinning me, I flew out really fast and somehow got a splatter….. But never actually saw the person I killed. We were puzzled until smoke man started pissing himself laughing. We went into theater mode and watched closely as I was being spun around. I flew out and just as I did, smoke man was walking past with active camo on. I hit him and killed him and kept flying. It was awesome!
We all had the epicest of epic lols.
This was done on Warhammer’s Xbox so it is not on my fileshare BUT! We did save the film and I will have to arrange something with him to get it on his fileshare soon.
That’s all I have for now. Sorry for the long submission but I think it was worth it.
Also…. You must all remember that you must be careful if you ever go swimming in the Valhalla river because you might get attacked by a BIG GOOBA FISH!
Keep on fragging all the people who try to copy Stallmeplease because they cant think of their own podtacular joke.
Big Gooba Fish signing out.

TheSlayerMayor

Hey its the SlayerMayor here with a Tale From The Fox Hole. Make note that this was my old profile called Gorillazboy. The Credit Card got screwed up so I can;t get on live on that one and my parents are worried the same thing will happen this time so they won’t put in the credit card info. Now I’m stuck with silver but anyways here is the tale. It was in team swat and first off I got a Overkill. Then again and again. I don’t know what the other teams problem was but i kept on getting overkills and 2 running riots. Of course. Since I’m stupid I didn’t put it in my fileshare. Anyways keep on fraggin people who leave their freezer open.

SamerS60

Hey guys, this is the shotgun guardian, SamerS600. I kill the shotty guy and take back my pump action friend. Anyways heres my tale.

I was playing Orbital on one flag. The score was 1-0 my team on the last round.

I was on the bottom layer of the map, where you defend your flag.

I was shooting at the guy on the ghost and I got down his shields. I Hijacked him and it gave me a beatdown. Then I took the ghost and I splattered a shotty guy. (See!!!) DOUBLE KILL.

I went forward and splattered a Special Assault Rifle Spartan. TRIPLE KILL. Then I turned around and I heard, FLAG STOLEN. I speed straight toward him (or her) and got them right when they turned the corner and sent them flying into a wall. OVERKILL. EXTERMINATION.

Shout outs to Optox, Razza 119, Lance, Dusty, Glewis and anybody that participates to the show.

You guys are doing good, keep up the good work.

P.S. My next submission might not make sence because I messed up on the type of show it was going to be.

This is Shotty Samer signing out

funnyboy78

Hey guys it’s fail boat funnyboy (u like it?) with my (screaming) taaaaalesss from da foooooxxxx hooole!!!!!! Ok first of all, yes chuckie I had to type the frag for last episode on my itouch, and I’m doing the same for this one as well. Anywhay, time for my tale… So, I was on avalanch. And this one kid sniped me…and it made me realy angry…so I decided to build the nerve up and confront him about it…wait…this isn’t to my therapist…um….ya right ok anywhay.(yes glewis, failboat lol) ok I’m on avalanch, and I’m about to hyjack a chopper. As I jump on he boosts. My teammate fires a laser right as I’m about to pull him out of the chopper, killing him, and blowing up the chopper as it is still moving from the boost, and I get into the seat of the destroyed chopper, as it flys into an enemy, splattering him. Unfortunatly, i didn’t get the splatter, but the guy whom I hyjack got a betrayal, and got forcefully ejected from the game session. Lol lol and yes indeed L.O.L. Keep on fraggin UPS for not shipping my new video card on time. Also do you think fail boat funnyboy is a good Nickname?anywhay, it’s fail boat funnyboy, signing out

SliderCleo

What up Podtacular? Slidercleo here with another tale from the foxhole. I was playing campaign (‘The Ark’ on Legendary) with a friend, and we had reached the end of the level, the part where the Brute chieftain and a bunch of other brutes are standing around in the big open plaza. Quickly, I ordered my friend to stay put in a corner, out of sight so as not to alert the brutes to our presence. As I run out into the plaza I activate my cloak and go invisible. As soon as I’m in close enough, I throw an incendiary grenade and light the chieftain on fire. He roars and starts hopping around engulfed in flames. Then I blow him up with the last two shots in my fuel rod gun for good measure, and escape back onto the upper walkway completely unscathed. I couldn’t stop laughing after sneaking up on the big bad Chieftain and blowing him to smithereens! Probably my best Chieftain kill EVAR. lol My friend and I then sat back and picked off the remaining Brutes and Jackals from afar to finish out the level.

Moral of the story? Cloak + Incendiary Grenade + Fuel Rod Gun = WIN.

Shoutouts to Laraxa, white lite 1, moose0030, paranoid sarge and all my other podtac friends.

Keep on fraggin trucks!

greg

Hey its the master of pokemon here to give some Tales From the Foxhole. One game the stupidity got the best of me :( and it was a version of monstertrucks on a sandbox varient. I was playing with my friends and saw a tripmine and decided to grab it. I threw it and my friend ran over it. The tripmine blew up after he completely got over it and then it blew both me and my friend over the edge. After that happend we loled and then continued the game.
This “Koft” is grafic and may upset some people.
“Keep on fraging DustStorm for staying on the fail-boat for so long!”

ODST EJY

So I was playing MLG. I got to play TS on the Pit. Me and some guys I met where setting up strategies. I was with a Special AR on longhall powning any one with delicous ODST EJY Pownage Cream™ from down the hall and he had a mauler if they get too close. One guy was in greenbox with rockets who’d cover all of green and timed customs for us. We had another did with a BR near blue slide in training. He helped cover the sniper and took out alot of people who came from sword ramp and needle pit. Then the sniper. Blue sniper tower upper floor I call it. I think it has some more offical callout, though. He did really well and took everyone out from a good distance on the map. We were able to get him things like shotguns and maulers for close range. This was an amazing strategy. We won 50-2. Sniper got a riot and perfection, training guy got a frenzy, I got a frenzy and got killed once and the very begining, and the greenbox guy got a riot and also died only at the very begining. Not anything exciting, but I’ve never seen such a huge margin of defeat. Keepon fraggin trucks that are driven by the stupid midgets on the TV show, the little couple. Chase their warthog around until I place a trip mine in from of them and their warthog goes flying. They are too stupid to get up, so I strap them on the back of FooMoos folding bike and take them to the edge of Rats Nest with half of the midgets I round up. The other half get to dress up like elves and be real life garden gnomes. When I get bored I start punting these inferior life forms across the earth until they circle the earth back to my yard where I t-bag them and spray there mouths with fart juice. Yeah. Fuck midgets.

Uber 1337 PWN3R

Itz Uber 1337 PWN3R with a tale fromz the fox holez. I was playingz squad battlez on standoffz and my ENTIRE Teamz quitz. I wasz likez LOLZ I will PW3R UBER 1337 Now!!! I spawn and get all 100 kills without dieingz. Everykillz was within 4 secondz of eachotherz, like a super-long Overkill. Then it happenedz. My game sayz “Perfection, Chucknoracity” I was like” WTF” Then a picz of Chuck Norris showed up on my screenz and I was like “Numbnarrzz!!!!!!!! FTW

So I get out of the gamez and lookz at my UB3R Beast Armourz. I haz reconz wit a blue flamez FTW. I am now invincible on Ranked and Social and Custom gamez and can toggle inviz Even map boundriez and Assasinationz doez nothinz to stopz thez UB3R 1337 PWN3R, SO I PWNZ UB3R 1337ER NOW

(Take a breathe again, This is now going to be the longgest shout out ever with not double post)

Shout outz to Rustyz Dustyz whoz getz pwnz byz the nubz thatz haz a armiesz ofz needlerz thatz werez madez by tehz dinoz in teh landz of thez noobcakez Causez the noobz and dinoz cant aimz soz tehy gotz thez gunz that aimz for temz, But I savez matchz makingz fromz the noobz cause needlez cant killz the UB3R 1337 PWN3r andz I getz the sniperz and getz more Chuckoracityz causez the noobz cantz pwnz likez meez, then I T-BAGZ the angrez dinoz causez theyz tries toz beast Jeromez at Bungiez for the Reconz cow reconz but I save the day againz wit my SUPER COOL COME BACK LINE “Silly Dinos Reconz is for Spartanz” then the dinoz gets mads and trz to killz all the spartanz but I savez thems caus I pwnz the dinoz alongz wit Rusty Dusty (Rusty is a joke cause dusty sux at teh haloz)and teh I makez Halo Reachz cowz causez Iz Pwnz thez Reconz cowz. Thenz I milkz the glorouz Reach Cowz for A copy ofz Halo Reach. Now I pwnz at Halo Reachz soz youz noobz canz be agryz buttz Iz no Dinoz do Iz dontz carez.Tehn I gives podtacularz ideaz for episode 200z soz Everythingz in itz iz my ideaz soz thank Ub3r 1337 PWN3R for everything.

I winz cause I takez upz like 15minz of the showz!!!!!!!!!!! UB3R 1337 Strikez againz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But there iz one more thingz I steal Stallmeplease’z Armz so he cant wearz the watchez!!!!!!!!! I save the dayz againz Ub3r 1337 style

Maximo Notts

Hi guys, episode 198, oh so close to 200. Can’t wait to listen to that show. Well, my tales today just about sum up the Halo 3 experience. 1st up, playing social slayer on Last Resort, and this is becoming a habit of mine, pick up the sniper at the Camp, the bit which over looked by the hole in the cliff face. Then came the kills. I managed to get 17 kills in that game, 9 of which came from my sniping. I managed to get a triple kill when 1 guy was in the hole in the cliff face and started BRing me. I poped one off into his head when another two appeared in the hole. One jumped out and I sniped him in mid-air, right in the face! The last man managed to jump down and came up the stairs to the camp. Obvioulsy, no scoping is risky so I pulled out the Brute shot and fired a couple of shots into him before hitting him round the face. Triple kill!
Thats the good experience of Halo 3. Unfortunalty, right after I got that triple kill, some guy, who I will gladly name and shame (Gamer Tag; icyMMMWMMMMWWWW) betrayed me for the sniper rifle. Cue much anger and discussion post game. Eventually after another betrayal for the sniper, I booted him. The final good part of the game was when my little bro picked up the active camo and found an enemy heading towards a team memeber in a bubble shield. Before he reached it, he jumped and was meleed in the back by my little bro. From the angle of the dude in the bubble shield, it looks pretty funny. The two good clips are in my file share along with some other good stuff.
Keep on fraggin’ those Halo Wars 3v3 quiters AND ( a new hatrid of mine)dudes who rush your base with the Arbiter.
P.S As I promised in my last submissons, there is another Brit fact.
No.2: Britains most popular sport of the rich and posh is Polo, where players rid horseback with a large mallet aiming to hit a ball towards a goal. Much like English soccer, without the hoolagans, half-time pies and pints and the post game traditional chnating of obsenities towards opponents and even the occasional case of stabbings. Trust me, it might not happen in America but it does in England, take the Nottingham derby for example. More of those facts are coming soon.
P.P.S: That icy dude wants to play me in a 1v1 to ‘prove’ he’s better than me. I have rejected his offer as his stats suggest other wise, but should I play him or not? Is it the way to settle arguments like this?
Love the show guys, keep it up. Maximo out.

Wakashi

Whazup Podtacular! I listened to your last show and noticed that you guys didn’t get what “TUHUP” meant. It was just an acronym for “The Unofficial Halo Universe Podcast”. Anyways, here’s my tale from the foxhole: I was playing Slayer on Guardian with my friends in a custom game. I was running down from snipe 3 towards the over-shield spawn when suddenly, Shadow Ninja came around the corner, threw a plasma grenade at me and then threw down a bubble shield. Somehow the plasma grenade had a glitch because it stuck me even though it really wasn’t touching me! I bullet-hosed Shadow Ninja with an SMG and finished him off with a melee. I knew that even though I killed him, I was still going to die, but kept running. But in the most unthinkable way, as I ran at the edge of the bubble shield, the semi-attached grenade was between the two layers of the bubble shield and exploded inside them! I survived by an inch of luck! I have the proof if you want it, in my fileshare and it’s called “Sticktacular!!!”. Keep on frag’n jerks that make fun of people with gold bars on their rank.

rabid diharrea

Hey Podtacular rabid diharrea here with a Tale From the Foxhole. I might not be only one who is like this, but whenever I don’t play Halo 3 for a couple of weeks and come back to it, I play really well in my first couple of games. I have two examples of this. The first time was about a month ago, my friend wanted to play Hale 3 so I joined his game. He had two guests so we played a Social Slayer game. When we found a game, I was on the red team and my friend was on the blue team. Then two of my teammates quit before the game even started. I then guided my team to a 50-38 win with 35 kills, +16, and an Overkill.
The second time was a few days ago. I had just come back from a 3 week vacation and my friend wanted to play Halo 3 so I happily obliged. We went into multi-team and we got Team King of the Hill on The Pit. The game ended before a team got 150 points but my team won with 130. I checked the stats after and found out that I had 49 kills, my social best (best in ranked is 52 and 50) a +25 9 double kills 2 triple kills and a Killtacular for Podtacular.

Keep on Fraggin’ suicide grunts because they are midgets and Foo Mo hates them, and Dust Storm because I everything in his place with a clock so he can never tell the time, and the truck on Foundry.

Fungus Oz

Hey podtacular, this is Slime mould who cooks shrimp on his barbie, and I have a tale of probably THE coolest triple kill I have ever done

I was playing a custard game called chaos on foundry and I had a laser.(My favourite weapon in the game), and I saw a ghost boosting at someone. I started FIRIN MAH LAZAR and the red hot ray of doom asploded forwards and killed the ghost. But wait! I saw a double kill pop up! I was like OMGWTFBBQ, and I remembered there was some random behind the guy in the ghost who got caught up in the red hot ray of doom. Already pleased with my double I went to kill the third guy who the ghost was boosting at and before I could se him, a splatter medal and a triple kill medal popped up. The ghost’s wreckage had smacked into the face of the third guy, leaving him with a face like a guy at my school called Mitch. I saved the film and went into matchmaking, but then when I got off I forgot to make the clip, but it will be on my fileshare in a couple of days.

Goodbye podtac, but just remember to keep on fragging the guys who deny your insurance claim for a crippled face and broken neck after a piece of ghost wreckage smacks you in the face.

Shoutouts to ShiningPhoenix4, RiceSnakRozz, Super Snipe95, A miniphoenix, Zombieguy5, Sian 117, Leonidas100, Pr1v4te Church, Giffyboy92, H0rnsup, and anyone else in the awesome squad battle team 6 man nuke.

Fungus oz AOUT!

HeroicPopcorn

Before I tell you my tale I just want to say that I have a small machinima series on youtube. Just type in my gamer tag: HeroicPopcorn

For my tale from the fox hole I was playing on rats nest CTF and there was so much lagging that this random guy from the other team hacked me in my ghost and instead of taking me out he got in with me. He eventually got out and then I died randomly (which sucks).

Shout outs to
LARVY FO LYF
Heroic iLuZioNz and
The Guest Host LOL

Keep on fraggin trucks that should tell dustorms mom that he has a watch making factory in his closet. I know this because a midget who ran away swallowed a watch and Foo Moo’s folding bike. After being arrested he pooped out the watch to kill the gaurd and take his keys and cheese then pooped out the folding bike. While he was trying to tell someone when he met chuck norris who is carrying a special assault rifle and wearing anus armour and he said “tell HeroicPopcorn.”

PeaceOut GirlScout

razza 119

waz up podtac i have a funny story which happend on sandtrap i was in a banshee and my friend shot a charged plasma pistol bolt at me, my banshee did about 5 flips and splattered my friend the clip will b on my file share soon.
shout outs 2 bboy155, kid brent, mushu736, evil xphear, funnyboy78, giffyboy92, dust storm and glewis

keep on fraggin fart juice mountain
p.s dust storm can i borrow the fail boat in 2 weeks?
razza signin out

Tbird007

Hi Tbird007 with my friend Wur1 submitting for the 4th or 5th time but i have a good tale to tell you today but first i will introduce my friend Wur1. (Wur) Hey ppl im here and stuff saying everythin tbird says is truuuuu. XD i was there…. “keep on fraggin trucks” (i dunno)anyway back to tbird: sorry about the ( i dunno) because my friend doesn’t listen to podtac but any ways i was on the pit this morning and i was with HotxShot former cyberneticwolfx former ninjafrkn 595 former Wolf 22 and Wur. well we completely pwned them by keeping them at a 0 score it was insane it was a score of 50/0. we were proud of our selfs and it should be on our file share soon. (not mine i don’t have Gbox live. keep on FRAGGIN wur cause he only got 5 kills and then stayed in a corner yelling that he lost his air while crashing foomo’s folding bike into a truck that was spewing out fart juice.

ShiningPhoenix4

g’day guys its me the magical bird of xboxlive who like the feel of bubbles on his feathers.
firstly hi to arbitation, rice snak rozz and fungus oz becuase the are kool and did a good job at representing the aussie community. even the that was a few weeks ago this is my first submission since then.

this is my tale.
long long ago in a universe far far away, there was a game varient called bungie vs the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??? so one game me and my mates were versing a really strong team but also a very dumb team. and they powned us really bad in slayer. =( +) <- that is a clown face =). ummmmm ummmmm um umm bum bum bubblegum so at the end i sent a message to the four guys saying that we where bungie and that they would recieve recon in a few days. i got back a heap of replies like are you serious and kool. and they went on and on. constant messages from 3 of them . and then the 4th guy sent a message as was just like THANK-YOU!!!!! and yeah it was really fun. my mum is nagging me for bed so i got to go other wise i would tell you more CRUMPETS i mean tales from my foxhole ooo lala.

keeping on fraggin 13 year olds who say that they are bungie when they are not and then 24 hours later are still laughing about it then realise that it was mean!!! angry face =D

p.s. any australians and newzealanders contact myself ShiningPhoenix4 or fungus oz if you want to join our fun matchmaking team Six Man Nuke. CYAz

Bolty117

Hey guys how u doing? I was on construct and the game had the worst lag i had ever seen. I slashed someone with my energy sword 4 times before he died and by then he threw a plasma nade on me. At the very start of the halo games before you get weapons there is just a x where the aimer would be. It had that when i was dead so i was lying there i couldn’t move but I could just look around. Keep on fragin trucks.

The Evil Wombat

Hi podtacular The Evil Wombat back again with my second submision. It’s my tale from the fox hole, I was playing big team slayer on avalanch heavy, I got in the tank and got 2 kills, then I parked at the top of the map shot a guy on foot then a guy in a ghost “double kill” then a guy trying to escape my awsome-ness “triple kill” I then fire at the rocket spawn where 4 guys spawned “overkill” and I take another shot and ” killtac- killtrocity” I continued to get a killing frenzy. I ended the match with a total of 31 kills :) T.E.W reporting from the land of the brave signing out. P.S my map and game type is finished and is in my fileshare ( not quite how I pictured it turning out but still fun check it out) www.bungie.net/stats/halo3/fileshare.aspx?gamertag=theevilwombat