Hosts: Dust Storm & GLewis
Hey Podtac you know who i am… so sorry i haven’t posted in 2 episodes but that is because of the site down and when the site came back up the BIG GREEN BUTTON was gone!!! Anyways hey just a quick thing to say is i have been trying to start a podcast but i have some problems, I need new people. My friends are useless they are unreliable. If anyone is interested please hit me up with a pm. I have a great tale i know Glewis will love it but I’ll save it for the Callins show keep on fraggin none Glewis fans and trucks
Hi guys, Barney Mcbiggle here with my my second submission ever. well, here goes, While you guys were doing the Halo Wars show a few weeks back you mentioned Starcraft. Then all of a sudden a thought came to me, I started to realize that the way that the three different factions are set up in Halo Wars is almost identical to the way that the three races are set up in Starcraft. The UNSC both looks and plays a whole lot like the terrans. The same goes for the Covenant and the Protoss, and even though you don’t play as them it seems that the Flood are pretty similar to the Zerg. I was wondering if any of you noticed this too. Sorry about the long submission. Barney Mcbiggle signing out
Keep on fraggin trucks!
Hi guys it is DeathAbovus submitting to tell u i am on a search for the Nay-Nay that has lived too long. Anyway last time i submitted there were 2 fails. 1 was on Dusty because he didn’t join my custom game i think Rice Snak Rozz doesn’t like me anymore. And GLewis messed up on reading my submission. P.S I am not the failboat driver but every1 fails around me. Keep fraggin trucks and srry for the long submission
Shalom my friends, may God not be with you.. Reason why? I’m here and I’m posting a non-Halo based Tale.
Okay, so here is my Left 4 over so Dead.
So, here I was, again, on Dead Air with just me and 3 other guys playing on Expert (and it was fun). So after all the tank bashing, witch pwning, team mate shooting, we where near the end of the match, when all of a sudden my good friend TuperoCute (playing as Bill) got knocked down. We all looked back to try to save him, then we where all pinned down. Our unexpected enemy was an army of Midget Zombies (yes, SERIOUSLY) that was being backed up by one smoker and one hunter. After that match, we all agreed in voice chat to quit the game, face away from the computer and do a Face Table.
Thanks for reading my submission, and GLewis, I challenge you to a sandwich making contest.
Keep on fragging purple folding bike riding hariy dumpling eating midget zombies that come out of nowhere while Nay Nay is producing fart juice through the anus armor that he/she is wearing while riding on a Warthog that has NO INSURANCE which then gets blown up by me in an amazing sunset with The End, tally ho, Sayonara, Guten Tag (Oh wait, that’s hello in German, I think..) appearing randomly on the screen.
Oh and by the way..
GLewis, remember NO INSURANCE!
K Tnx Die!
Lastly, CAN I HAZ GUEST HOST?
Alright its your favorite over priced steak Tbone110 and im going to share my tale from the foxhole this week with a side of corn. I was playing the living dead double xp playlist earlier today and got on that ring of death or whatever its called on standoff. I was doing great on one of the turrets untill boom someone betrayed me. I spawned next to a zombie and became infected. No offense byt some of you guys out their are jerks. Okay keep fraging people that betray steaks for turrets.
hey whats up podtac, today i was playing a game of social big team on the sandbox wastelands map and had a +40 k/d spread. 69 kills to 29 deaths. in this game i recorded 12 double kills and 6 triple kills along with various other medals. i will try and upload it to my file share so you can see first hand the devastation i caused. keep on fraggin trucks and ill hit yall up later, peace.
Hey Podtacular,
This is my first post for the podcast and for the record this is by far my favorite podcast I am listening to. I look forward to listening in each week on the new episode. For my first submission I wanted to not make any grammar errors, like many others have, and also give an awesome tale from the foxhole. By the way the “tales from the foxhole” segment of the show is my favorite. Well I was with one of my buddies playing a Squad battle match on High ground. The score was to 100 and when the game ended I had 41 kills and 19 deaths for a +22 K/D spread. I also had an overkill in the game. One player on the red team saw the rockets and ran past them them while I was behind him. I picked them up and not even one second after i shot directly to my left. I watched the screen as the triple kill medal appeared and also another red member came up in a ghost. I shot the last rocket in the clip and saw the overkill medal along with an exploding ghost on my screen. Thanks for reading my submission (if you do get to read this on the podcast) and keep fragging those little nooblet trucks who challenge you to a one v one and leave the game after killing them twice with two no scopes. Because that is what happened to me. :) P.S. Good luck on the 200th episode, I can’t wait!
Hey it is KC MaulingDeath (KickingCoccyx) again for another tale from the foxhole. First off i want everyone to know that the reason for the KC part of my gamertag is because it is an ode to my old gamertag KickingCoccyx, which was banned because microsoft thought Kicking was a bad word. Well anyway my tale is from my very first game of halo 3. My friend and I decide to play some social doubles. After seaching for a game we end up in a 2v2 shotty snipers on construct. Since this is my first game I am unaware of my surroundings. When the game starts I look all around me to see what I am dealing with, until I see a shot from a sniper rifle going towards my teammate. So I pull out my sniper and BOOM! HEADSHOT! with my first pull of the trigger. As the game progresses I get confused by the red dot on my radar not realizing that there is more than one level to this map. Eventually with my shotgun I get a double kill for my killing spree. At one point in the game I asked my teammate what the purple beams of light did, but it didn’t take me long to figure it out once I shot a guy dead and his limp body went up the lift. As the game progress I get another double kill for a killing frenzy, this time with my sniper. The killing frenzy is soon followed by a sniper spree after another headshot. With 7 kills from the win, I get another double kill for my running riot. A little less than 20 seconds later my double is followed up by another double kill. Another noobie moment happens in the game when you can see me try to shot my enemy in the lobby, through the glass. After realizing that he was protected I decided to charge in. I end up killing one enemy to make the game 24 to 2. My teammate and I begin chasing the last guy towards sniper spawn. I pull a shot off right into his back and switch to my shotgun to finish him off, but before I can finish him my teammate takes the kill, robbing me of my rampage. Once the game ended I realized I got this strange black and silver hexagon shape medal with the words PERFECTION! underneath. Despite missing out on my rampage I was still excited to get a perfection on my very first game. I have the video in my fileshare with the name PERFECTION, if anyone would like to check it out. Keep on fraggin GLewis for skipping my first tale from the foxhole and Dust Storm for skipping my second tale, which causes the tazer in their pockets to fly into an old lady crossing the street.
PS. Epitaph is an amazing map no matter what Dust Storm says.
hey podtac its caboose with a tale from the foxhole one day my friend clownkiller747 were playing on a last resort we forged and it was filled with fusion coils in the middle area where the giant fan and the building are, in the middle of the fusion coils was like 5 crates stacked up and where you respond i was standing where the splazer is on the normal map and shot at the coils thus hitting my friend but the crates flew up and spaterd me which was as my friend said epic fail
ps keep on fragging real 7alk for no having an area where you can submit stuff for their show also i got a new computer so ill be back dustorm will know,(glewis says “and thats one tasety burger”.)
Hey guys whats up its fluffylion, Ive been a long time listener and a first time submiter. Anyway to my tale. I was playing slayer with my friends and he was winning. He modded the game so we spawn in one second.I found him in a corner hiding in his spawn and I splazered him and the blast was so long it got me a 1 person double kill. Shoutouts to captin america, samman227, decitfulfire. Keep on fraggen Uberleetponer because he uberleetpones.
Hey Podtac! This is my first admission to the show, my gamertag is LOLz Hicks 3255. I have a tails from the foxwhole! Okay so i was with my good friend in the sword room on the pit. he had a machine gun turret and i had my trusty SNIPES 3K. We saw a whole squad of people coming on our radar. They rushed in, My buddy killed two of them, then got swordeded. they all came after me. I blind fired and got a no scope, i moved to left and blind fired again, 2 noscoped with one, and damaged another. So i have a triple kill so far. i go and beat down the guy that got hurt from the shot, over kill. The only guy left was the sword guy he rushed twords me. i zoomed in alittle, bam!! Killtac for podtac.
I would like to make a shout out to DistortionUltra, Soul Bro 07, and the one and only, GLewis. Keep on Fraggin trucks!
PS: Could you guys add me as a friend, that would be awsome! Oh and maybe the pro clan too. SEE YAH!
Hey Podtacular, Sergeant09Bagel here, giving you a foxhole of tales. I was playing on The Storm, when I got to the part when I was supposed to take out the anti-air cannon near the end of the level, when I was walking along the wide outside hallways to get to it, I saw that The Arbiter was trapped behind a box. He then melee’d the box, and it flew up 200 feet. I didn’t really care about it, only thinking that there was just a little funny glitch, but when I walked forward, the box came down, and splattered me. I had to start back to where I had to kill the invincible brute. That was probably the funniest thing that happened to me ever. I laughed so hard, I fell out of my chair, hitting my head on the floor. I still have the bump. Anyway, please post this on your next Tales From the Fox-Hole show. And finally, keep on fraggin’ jerks on xbox live that kill you and h ump your body even though they’re behind by 20 kills. PEACE!!
Dear Podtac,
Hey Guys! Its Zombiehunterjw and this is my first time writing Also, I have something to show you that I achieved in team slayer, Matchmaking.
This takes place in orbital, here is what happened.
i am walking down the staircase, and a few members of the opposing team are down at the bottom deploy 2 bubble shields, I run down to them, get in a bubble shield and throw a sticky grenade at one of the players and stick them. Then, unknowingly, the others some into the bubble shield, killing all 5 of them at once, also causing an extermination!
thank you for reading my submission and the video is in my file share its called “grenade miracle”!
and also, dust storm I sent you a friend invite!
keep on fraggin noobs that veto every game that is not slayer and the midgits that break into dust storms’ house at night and steal his watches while chuck norris punches the midgits.
hi dj12king here for a tale from the fox hole, i was playing a halo 1 map(on halo 1 combat evolved) (i forgot the name)that has 2 sides 2 it and portals that transport you to the other side. it was rockets CTF. a guy got blown up and the flag he was carrying flew across 2 the other side where i was standing rite over the flag drop off. i moved like 2 feet and BOOM! i got a point! our team won 5 to 4 and i got fist place for about 3 mins and 2nd for like 8 soooo….
keep on fragging asian prostetitute migits
PS this is my first submission
Hey Podtacular, it’s Dragon635 with a submission to the Calling Tales into the Foxhole.
Tale #1: This tale will be about a game I had a long time ago. I was messing around with some friends on the playlist Team Slayer. Eventually we were facing a clan with the clan tag “uM” on The Pit. There was another letter in the clan tag but I don’t remember what it was… =/
Their gamertags were these:
-uM Bomb
-uM Sniper
-uM Leader
-uM Kama
I believe Kama stands for kamikaze.
We start the game and uM Bomb rushes the Rockets, uM Sniper rushes Sniper, the uM Leader rushes Camo, and uM Kama rushes Shotgun.
Me and my friends didn’t think it was weird because that was actually a pretty rushing plan on The Pit.
In the first 5 minutes in the game, we noticed the deal. uM Bomb spammed grenades and used Rockets, uM Sniper just sits up in the sniper tower with a sniper, uM Leader took all the power-ups and used a BR, and uM Kama just rushes at us with a shotgun or sword.
The gamertags lined up exactly at what weapons they used. That was one of the funniest games I ever had.
Well that’s all the tales I had!
Keep on burning bicycles while stallmeplease steals Dusty’s Rolex and accidently drops in into the toliet. He reaches for it, but then Chickenfoot089 sits down on the toliet and sprays fart juice all over Dusty’s watch, disintegrating both Dusty’s watch and and Stallme’s hand. But then Dusty’s Rolex comes back from the dead, and mistakes GLewis for Dust Storm and tells him that his watch has been stolen. Then GLewis goes crazy, taking out his Sniper and shoots everyone. Then Chuck Norris descends from the sky and then gives GLewis the kick in the groin.
This is Dragon635, signing out.
Hey podtac, chicky here with awesome news! First, on twitter, I saw that you guys are getting followed on Twitter by halo waypoint! Also I got Twitter! My name is chickenfoot089, Tale time! I was on an owning spree on sandtrap heavy, with an invincible with the gauss warthog! And two days before, I got an extermination with one rocket on rats nest! I have ‘em on my file share. Anyway, keep on fraggin’ trucktaculars!
Hey Podtacular it’s me zombieguy5 and i have a weird tale of CTF on narrows. Basically i was playing CTF and Their was about a five minute battle before someone on any team got the flag. Eventually someone from my team got the flag and we rejoiced because we finally had the enemy flag. Unfortunately he was dumb and hid in a corner where no one from the enemy team could see him so we started yelling at him for about 2 and a half minutes until i finally went up and betrayed him. Afterwards i got the flag and began to run towards are base but then he came back and started swearing at me and headshoted me with the sniper (unfortunately for some reason it didn’t let me boot him) So are whole team was pissed at him and for some reason we all went to him and threw a frag at him he died and booted 2 of us but then he beterayed us again and we could boot him (This time) and we eventually did win the game but for 2 weeks we had constant messages from him telling us we suck %$#^ you and so on.Oh and i would like to give a shout out to fungus Oz, ShiningPheonix4 and Aminipheonix
P.S Keep on fragging frags that frag noobs who don’t know how to play capture the flag and ice cream men who do not run over fat kids with their vans
howdy partners. Me and my friend were playing on social slayer and our 3 team mates quit, so it was us vs there 5 on last resort we lost but only by 1 kill. The same thing happen again later on but 1 of there players quit so it was 2 vs 4 and we won by about 4 kills. keep on fragin trucks.
I was on the bungie website and i saw a picture of some dude and below it said certified pro player whats a pro player? And what is MLG all about. Dont hurt me im british and we are not huge gaming people,well some of us are but not many are.
What’s up, I am entering with a tale from the foxhole, actually 3. 1st up, I was playing Halo 2 campaign, and I threw a plasma grenade at an elite, it went through his legs, i was bummed that was the last grenade I had, and there weren’t any I could easily get to, but it stuck him somehow, I think it bounced off a wall and it stuck him in the rear end. I felt better about myself and it was hilarious. 2nd i was at my friends house, playing Halo 3, we had 3 people but only 2 controllers, bummer, my friend had an idea, “I wonder if the RockBand guitar would work”, we hooked it up and it worked, we figured out the controls during an online battle, you can spin around, look up, down, throw grenades, reload… all that good stuff, except move or shoot, it was epic. 3rd up, you know the game type DuckHunt, one of my friends created a variant, where the guy in the cage has a sniper and everyone else has pistols,when i was in the cage, not good with the zombie terms but i think i was the zombie, and i saw the gamer tag, and i noscoped him from half the map on a tiny tv screen sorry for the long entry, please dont mock anything I have screwed up on,and shoutouts to: the hostest with the mostest Dust Storm, Were Munkey, xxkaizenxx, Eternal Eldest and High guy97, keep frucking trags that get beached like whales, trying to get away from the ocean of fartjuice that is produced from the nubs camping.
hey guys once again your shiny messenger bird is back to share his TALES FROM THE FOXHOLE with you all. my one and only shout out is to all podtacular listeners cause you guys r cool. im in a good mood lol. my tale started in a galaxy far far away in a game called TEAM SWAT. i was playing by myself, once in the lobby i had 3 team mates and 4 eneny oppenants. veto veto veto i shouted cause i didn’t wanna play constuct. cold storage then came up and i personally love cold storage for SWAT. game started and BAM my 3 team mates all quit making it 4v1 but the enemy didn’t realise they were versing THE SHINING PHOENIX !!!! :) i quicly picked up sticky granades and threw both threw the door ways the always come threw at the start, BAM triple kill and quick 45 degree turn bang bang overkill extermination. ;) best start ever lol. it didn’t finish there i grabbed more grenades and went hunting after about 30 seconds of looking i saw them on my radar i crouched and walked round the corner pegged a granade at one and shot the other double kill, sticky kill, killing spree then from behind my spree ended, no big deal im winning 6 to 1 rofl mao i was haveing epic lols already and the game had been going for 2 or 3 minutes. that was the best part. in the end i won 38 to 13 after the time ran out. medals i had was: Killing spree x2, killing freenzy, 5 double kills, 2 triple kills, overkill, extermination, 3 sticky killls, and 4 beat downs. video of the whole game is in my fileshare soz for the long tale but i was bored. GO AUSSIE im australian so keep on fraggin teammates who betray you at the start of each griffball round cause they piss me off alot. 50G you read shiningPhoenix4’s tale from the fox hole.
Hey podtac, this fungus oz, with another tale from the damp mushroom hole.
My first tale was when I was playing with my XXXDeathabovus in 7 on 7. I had the splazer, and saw 2 guys lining up. I yelled at the top of my lungs-
IMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR! The alien deathray firing out of my shoulder-mounted contraption did not give me a 2 for 1 laser, NOEZ! My plans were thwarted as death jumped in front of me as I fired giving me 1 kill and 1 betrayal. Even worse, I survived the battle and died by accidently jumping off the edge(as it was a skybox map). Suicide, betrayal, 25 second respawn. EPIC SAD FACE :(:(:(
My second tale is from ODST. Me, Sian 117,(Pronounced See-yan) RicE SnaK RozZ and some other guy were trying to get Deja vu. A series of funny things happened all of which were the opposite from funny when they happened. We were in the small underground place where you can get your 4 mongeese (or mongooses if you live anywhere around the north of the Americas.) and 999 ammo bloop tube SPNKRs.
I rocketed a banshee from about 300ft away and put my focus on another banshee, but the first banshee’s omen was cursed. It was too late when I realised the wreckage flying towards us, and I only managed to yell MOO-(because I am a COW ;):S) as the banshee carcass smashed into our ranks, killing 2 people. That was the best one, but there were many times where we would explode ourselves or eachother, and hurling abuse, blaming it on everyone except ourselves. Good times.
That’s all for me, so keep on fragging trucks filled with wholesale fart juice with a Ph of 1 so that the juice goes flying everywhere and melts everyone’s faces. Whilst the people are having a brutal indiana Jones-style face melting, Chuck Norris and Nay Nay jump into the fray and pwn everything that moves, including fluffy white rabbits and baby seals. Karma ensures that Nay Nay and Chuck get into a fight (Chuck’s only fight that has lasted more than a second). They fight super smash bros style on pokemon stadium with Glewis and Sqewrl watching and trading holographic pokemon cards, as Nay and Chuck roundhouse kick eachother oand explode eachoter’s heads, getting blood all over Glewis’s ultra super rare 1 quadrillion point shiny Rayquaza and all hell breaks loose. GLewis goes back to the court, owns KG 110-2 then goes catatonic and stays in his room eating hot pockets and playing screamo so loud he goes deaf within a couple of days. He is later found to have died of starvation because he had locked his door and was trapped in his room with no food because mackeo had stolen his nom noms. And that, my friends is the end of chapter 1/100 of the prolouge of my novel.
Thankyou for taking the patience to read this. Fungus out.
Yo podtac. The footer toileteer here with some stories from ODST! This game is amazing! Firefight is epic! My favourite memory of that is on alpha site while getting the vidmasters. We were doing well and on the last round and wave, we were fighting chieftains and fuel rod canners and we ran out of lives, myself and my other good teammate were surviving, but he got smacked In the face by a hammer, the chieftain started chasing me and whacked me right after I jumped in the air and didn’t die, I plasma charged him and changed to my half full automag, I was on a 1cm health and I took him Down! Hero medal and grun bonus round lives! Keep on fraggin’ Jackel snipers in Mombasa
Hey guyes its ijlk147 here and I have a tail from the foxhole. I was playing with my friend and I thriew a sticky grenade at a guy and t dissapered then out of know whare it appered on a guy in front of me and just like that it dissapered again
shoutouts to duststorm glouis stallmeplease and allthe other guest hosts
keep on frging nana loving nobs who hate infection and spew fart juice on their controller then cry the whole game
Earlier this week, I was in a game of Team SWAT on Citadel. The game put us in a 3v3 match. It was me and two people I partied up with against another party who were all playing as elites. Stupid dinosaurs… When the game started, neither of my teammates moved at all and then a second later, they quit! Whoopty-doo for me… On one hand, I knew that my chances of finding the other team first was convenient for me; but dinosaurs are so stupid that they will still be running at you even if they’ve been shot 80 times in the head! So it still sucks to be me at the moment. As the game went on, my strategy was to ambush them by hiding between the pillars at top-mid and waiting for the enemy to walk up one of the ramps. It worked a few times but sometimes I got jumped by the whole team. And of course, it isn’t always easy to shoot someone’s brains out when they ain’t got one. Stupid dinosaurs… In the last 30 seconds of the game, after I had been tea-bagged countless times (not to mention by stupid squid-heads), I was exceptionally flipped-off. So I took my final stand by charging at them! But then I died again and only killed one of them, making me still 2 points behind. Then they started having their victory dance inside a bubble shield. When I spawned back in the last 15 seconds, I charged at them again. They noticed me as soon as I noticed them! But their mistake was that they ran at me from their electrical igloo one at a time! I took all three of them out with three shots. I had put the dinosaurs to extinction with a “triple kill attack” (トリプル攻撃を殺す) and won the game by one point.
Hey guys, I haven’t submitted in a while, so I thought I’d tell an epic tale.
So, I’m playing this Slayer game, and I have a sniper. I slowly lifted the gun, zoomed, aimed… and got shot through the face. Over. And over. And over. And F**king OVER. Did I mention I hate team snipers?
Anyways, shoutouts to GLewis, Ryaaan14 (even though he hasn’t released a podcast in forever), Arbitation, Pr1v4te Church, Capta1n Plan3t, SamerS600, Slayerstuv, Domaku, Chickenfoot089, Moose0030, XZNero, Giffyboy, Antwon, Slidercleo, Painkilla05, Uzimaki, and Amplified Silence. God, that was a lot of people.
Keep on fraggin’ that Australian guy who couldn’t record the Endeavor with me because he had Extra life! (So, in a way, keep on fraggin’ cancer, because without cancer, there’d be no extra life, and Arby would have been able to record!)
Which reminds me, GLewis, can you record on the 7th at about 6:45 PM?
This is the only chao made out of solid stone, signing out.
Hi podtacular its the big gooba fish with my tale from the foxhole!
i was playing lone wolves on guardian and i picked up a hammer and a plasma rifle and went up the grav lift. i quickly got rid of one guy with my plasma rifle and turned to the other guy, pulling out my hammer. and i was all like… ITS HAMMATIME NOOB!
i hit him and he obviously died. i kept walking and suddenly my double kill turned into a tripple kill. it turns out that when i hammered the guy, there was a cloaked guy behind him. the would be ninga flew out the door and off the edge of the map, giving me the kill :)
i have the film saved and it will be on my fileshare soon.
keep on fragging trucks.
and remember… dont go swimming in the high ground ocean… you might get attacked by a BIG GOOBA FISH!
hey podtac I hope you are all doing well except for Ryaaan. I have a reason for that last statement… i was banned from Real7alk after my very first post. “sad face” All i did was recommend a website that i liked and i was banned within five minutes. Any ways that’s one of my two tales. my second one is i was playing on team mytidc and i was paired up with these MLG wannabs. they were callin out there codes and trash talking me for not being as awesome as them. Well the first thing i said was that first of all i had the MVP award for that game with 27 kills. What sucked was i got match with them again and still on capture the flag i was MVP with the most captures and kills. All three of them put me on there avoid list and i have not seen them in a while. if i think about it i actually was on my friends acount so i did him a big favor when i avoided them to. i should be getting Gbox live soon. NOTE: the Gbox is like the Xbox but more epic. keep on fraggin trucks oh and by the way i have already copyrighted this saying and only me and Glewis have premission to say it. THE APPITIME OF EPICNESS. it sounds better then THE APPITIME OF EPIC. BYE
What up TUHUP!!! I know what I said about last time, but the mythical gears of time-paradox would not allow me to change the future from saying that original yet failed greeting to Podtacular. Anyway, here’s my foxy tale (jkjk): I was in a game of Big Team Neutral Bomb on Avalanche. I went straight for the teleporter, picked up rocks, and then went off the man cannon. As my team cleared out the area by the Spartan Laser, I moved up toward the bomb spawn. Then I saw an enemy standing by their rocket spawn and next to a mongoose. I aimed carefully towards their mongoose and fired a rock! And then suddenly out of nowhere, an enemy hornet flies from around the corner and gets the BLAM! smacked out of itself. For a second, I was in complete silence while my brain was trying to register what just happened. And then a second later, I burst out laughing! That’s all folks!! (P.S. : Those Japanese words I wrote from episode 208 was just a parody from this show I’ve watched called “Fist of the North Star” ; and it’s a classic; you can watch it on Hulu)