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Podtacular Customs and Callins Episode 64
for the week of May 22nd, 2006

(hosts Foo Mo Jive, LoneBananaFone and Mintz)

Customs and Callins (explain)

Halo 3 Update

Frankie confirms that

  1. It’s not the standard Assault Rifle “Who says it’s the standard Assault Rifle? Doesn’t look identical to me…”
  2. they are not far outside of New Mombasa in the trailer
  3. the covenant has been in control of earth since the end of Halo 2
  4. the hole revealing the ark is at least in part because of the slipspace jump made by the covenant capital ship right above new mombasa
  5. the wreckage in the background is the remains of the space elevator
  6. the game and music will have a darker feel, the “movie” was in fact rendered live with an xbox 360
  7. certain people were allowed to fly through the demo wasteland behind closed doors at e3
  8. texture pop will be gone
  9. it is master chief in the trailer

Custom Games

Field of Spleens is a game created to imitate (as closely as possible in Halo) a real life battle. 5 territories, played only on Zanzibar, human weapons on map. All human vehicles- Gauss hog, Chaingun hog, Scorpion. Starting weapon is Battle Rifle, secondary is Sniper Rifle. No grenades (makes it too easy to get kills). It takes a long time to capture a territory (15 seconds) so this can add to the tension. What about the name? The movie Field of Dreams, but with more violence.

Hey guys, I got a cool custom game for ya. It’s called
GRAB YOUR BALLS.
I’ve played this with a lot of Podtacular guys in the past, and they all
seem to like it.
So here is how it works: There are 3 Oddballs on the map. Everybody starts
out with a BR and an SMG, and weapons on map are shotguns.
When the game starts, the oddballs have the indicator on. But when the
ball is taken, the indicator disappears. Now this is a Two Team game, so
be sure to have force evens teams on.
Since there are 3 balls, a team must control two of them to win. Since
Ball indicator is off, when a player has the ball, he tends to hide.
Notice I didn’t say she for obvious reasons.
Since some players are hiding, and some players are looking for the other
team’s balls, – lol – it forces you to make important decisions based
on whether to defend or attack.
All the normal things for Ball Carriers (slow speed etc.)

The best map for the Game is Lockout.

This is a sequel to a territories gametype I made up last year. The
weapons should be MLG 06 style, all territories should be on, and
vehicles should be default. Best played with 10-16 players on coag or
burial mounds.

one of my personal gametypes is SWAT
not that stupid variant that you sometimes play on team action sack,
just the normal kind with no shields, no radar, BR start, and no
weapons on map. you can play this as a team game, or as FFA, its good
as both. cheese = good

This game is just like Tower of Power but you have only alien weapons.
Starting weapon is needlers and the turret is the alien one.

Also I like to put in grenades on the map. I have gotten a lot of
killamongaros doing this.

Cold Feet

NO SHIELDS
Starting Weapons: Sniper Rifle, Battle Rifle
Grenades: No
Vehicles: No
Active Camo and Over Shield: off
Weapons on Map: none
lives: 1
time limit: none

Rules:
Zanzibar
2 teams: Blue and Orange
if you’re playing with 4-9 people 1 blue person. 10-16 2 blue people.
The blue people act as guards. From the beginning of the game, orange
people run for the defensive base (in the flag room), while the blue
people go to the sniping spot along the sea wall. then when everyone’s
in position, the blue guys shoot the barrels near the defensive sniper
rifle. At this point the orange people leave the base and try to get
into the water.

More Rules:

No killing guards- exceptions when you are the last orange guy or
everyone is either dead or in the water.

If the guard falls off the platform you can kill him.

If playing with two guards the best guard from last round, and the last
person alive/first to make it to the water will be the guards. If
playing with one guard then the last one alive/first to make it to the
water will be guard.

Regular zombies rules but weapons are brute shots and grenades, played
on beaver creek with no motion sensor and no shields. The humans hide
in one of the bases and the zombies try to shoot and throw grenades
through any of the openings in the base to kill them. The humans can’t
leave the base and the zombies cannot enter the base. The more people,
the better.

I have a custom game that I like to call “Sniper Duel”. I was inspired
to make this from the boss, The End, in Metal Gear Solid 3. Here are
the settings:
- Start with Sniper Rifle OR Beam Rifle (whichever you prefer)
- NOTHING on the map (No weapons, ammo, grenades or vehicles)
- 1 kill to win, play multiple rounds
- Damage Resistance is ON, with normal shields (This will cause a
headshot to kill, but a body shot will not).
- Radar ON!!
- For maps, the best available are Zanzibar, Headlong, and just about
any map with plenty of hiding spaces.

Quite simply put, the purpose of this game is to sneak around and snipe
your opponent before he kills you. Although many people might find this
boring, others would find it to be very intense.

Here’s my other one, called “Steal The Bacon”, after the classic recess
game:
- Swords only
- Neutral Flag
- Get at least 12 people
- Play on a small map, such as Beaver Creek or Midship.
- Two scores to win, play three rounds.
- Respawn timer should be zero, no betrayal penalty, no suicide
penalty.
- No vehicles, weapons, or grenades on the map.

This game, as simple as it sounds, is amazingly hectic and fast-paced.
Believe it or not, you can actually develop strategies in order to
win.

yo i got a fun custom for you called Star Wars. Best played on
Coagulation, you start out with plasma rifle and brute plasma rifle.
there are only covenant vehicles and weapons on map. one team uses
brute plasma. the other uses uses regular.

Hey guys, Ive got a cool new custom for you. It’s called Assault
Hardcore. The object is the same as normal assault but in this game
everyone has overshields and the ball carrier is harder to kill. The
ball carrier also inflicts more damage to the enemey. This is sort of
like a juggernaut meets assault type of custom game. Also I have a new
“You Know You Play Too Much Halo When…”

You Know You Play Too Much Halo When, you and your friend are in the
pool pretending that ya’ll are in the game. True story, my friend and I
actually did this when I was over at his house.
Keep on fraggin trucks!!!!!

This is a King of the Hill Game, important information is listed below,
I’m trying to make it easy for you guys while you are on the air…

Name: Pistol King
Best Map: Lockout
Time for Win: 3 minutes
Moving Hill: Yes
Starting Weapon: Magnum
Sec. Weapon: Plasma Pistol
Weapons on Map: Pistols

Overview: Be the first person to battle it out for Pistol Domination!
This is a great game for parties of 4-6. Best played on Lockout where
the top of the lift becomes a melee blood bath!

I find it completely amazing that I made a game type called Super Hog
Karts about a week ago, and then I saw this on the site. Anyways, I
have no idea of how you’re going to do it, but these were the rules I
use:

Primary/Secondary Vehicles: Gauss Warthogs
Everyone is on the same team, Friendly Fire is OFF!
Start with Magnum, all weapons are off, no grenades, no other
vehicles.

You’re probably wondering why I’d choose a Gauss Warthog. Well, in some
cases, you can knock a Warthog off-course by shooting it in the right
spot at the right time. (Note: Only works if you obviously have a
gunner)
At the moment, I can’t find overview pics of any maps to show you the
tracks with. If I can get them, I’ll gladly send you the routes.

However, I can at least tell you the Headlong route:
The starting line is located on the road right near the Offense Base.
It’s between the base and structure where you get the Rockets. You’ll
see it, it’s a little crack that goes across the street. Anyways, you
line up, and begin driving. Go up the bridge, and over the gap. Then,
take a left, down the dirt hill, and around the defense base. Then, you
will drive across the field, and you will pull a right side U-turn to
get onto the raised section. Now, take the left under the bridge, turn
left and drive by rocket spawn, and pull a U-Turn to complete the lap.

That sounds damn confusing, doesn’t it? I’ll have those track overviews
as soon as I can.

I have a custom slayer game called RACE played on either headlong or
waterworks. Everyone starts on the same team with friendly fire off and
overshields on. All light vehicles are gauss warthogs and there are no
heavy vehicles. Everyone who plays gets in one of the warthogs and you
can set up your own courses with three laps(or more) on one of the
maps. Gunners shoot gauss turrets at other warthogs and sideseaters
shoot rockets. It plays really well because since friendly fire is off,
the warthogs don’t explode they just flip all over the place. The only
thing that you have to look out for is that the warthog with host in it
does not flip, so watch out for him. The warthog that wins the race
around the level gets bragging rights. Keep up the good podcasting.

weps on map:rockets STAGE:coagulation
grenades:on
starting wep:SNIPERS
secondary:BR
vehicle:machine gun warthog
must have even teams
yellow team are assasins they are only allowed to use sniper there job
is to kill the lawyer going to court the court is the other base the
doesnt matter if its red base or blue the brown team has the lawyer
and the rest are the lawyers body gaurd the lawyer has to be red. the
object of the game is to get the lawyer to get to the other base in 5
minutes the other team must not let the lawyer reach the other base if
they let the lawyer get to court they lose. body gaurd only use BR and
lawyer can only melee

TankDestroyer(slayer)
first you need primary heavy vehicle tanks
primary and secondary light vehicle ghosts
active camo on
no pick-ups
no radar
weapons on map is default
grenades on maps (no starting grenades)
starting weapons shotgun
secondary weapon smg
best map is zanzibar

okay what you do is you get someone on the opposing team get in the
tank and have that person in the tank drive it over to the sea wall and
then your team gets in ghosts and try to outsmart the guy in the tank
you can also use a player as distraction and as he/she does sneak up
behind the tank and say im gonna rope you big guy!!!! just kidding get
on it and plant grenades and melayee and crap.

OK I just thought of this sweet new custom and I had to send it in OK here it is the name is UN or United Nations It is an Oddball game.
And the rules are 3 oddballs .The only weapon is the starting weapon
PLASMA PISTOL!!! OMG!!! How you play is every one charges there plasma
pistols and grabs the oddball this should make you drop the pp then
pull the right trigger this makes you drop the oddball. Now run into a
base (decide what base before game start). after everyone does this
everyone must crouch and start yelling at everyone in the base. If
aneone runs out of the base thay LOSE!!! HAHAHAHA!!! ok!!! NOW YOU LOVE
THE GAME SO SHUTUP AND PLAY IT!!! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Juggernaut-7 players

Jug is invisible and can only use a sniper rifle

1 person is designated V.I.P. The rest are guards, they can only use SMG.

If the jug kills the V.I.P. jug wins. If jug dies or time runs out, guards
win.
6 min. long
Jug looks at ground for one min. while guards set up a defense plan.

No shields
No grenades
No wepons on map
No motion sensors

1 life each

Lots of rules but it’s a lot of fun if prople follow them.

hey podtacular this is Privat3Tuck3r and i have a pretty cool custom game for you. Its called Tremors. Its a Multi-Flag Ctf game variant and best played on Coagualtion. Alrighty. You have 2 players go on Blue Team and the rest go on Red Team. Both Blue Team players have to enter the ghosts and try to splatter anyone they see. Red Team has to try and make there way across the Blue Base and capture the flag. Also if your a red, you are free to jump on any rocks, ledges or cliffs in which the Tremor(Ghosts) are not allowed to boost onto and kill you. Oh yah no weapon on map!!! Its a really fun gametype and best played with lots of guys. Thanks Podtacular your podcasts are awesome and keep on fraggin trucks!!

Hey guys, i got a KEWL new CTF called Fun Flag. 6 rounds, 1 Flag CTF, 15
minutes to win, Starting weapon is the shot gun, secondary weapon is the
sword, weapons on map is Snipers, “Staring”(lol) grenades on. This is best
played on lockout with 8 or more people. It’s just an ordinary CTF but its
very fun…......Shout out to Dark Assaliant3 for helping make the game.
Peace

some good custom games i created are
1.halo 2 ninja =is a juggenaut gametype and everyone does greater damage
and the juggernaut is more damage resistant no shields every one is
invisible,score is set to 15max. starting weapons are Battle Rifle and
SMG.

NAME:Whats wrong with the retard.
game type:juggernaut

ok theres 2 guns the plasma pistol and rocket launcher. Unfortunatley theres a retard that was acting all good but then just went
on a rampage he started chucking things until he came across a rocket
launcher.retard has rocket launcher and civilians have plasma pistols keep
the reatard in control dont let him kill you all. wait 7 minutes and his
medicine will knock him out.survive the retard or ELSE. retard has over
sheild everyone else has no sheilds.

Call Ins

(intro)
(outro)

Tales from the Foxhole

hey guys wats up i got some from tales from my foxhole….
well i was in a custom game in h2_zanzibar it was an all swords match the thing was in this game with this dude named….his ex wife and we
were playing and i noticed that when u lunge it makes you jump a little
bit so i aimed up lunged and i was ON TOP OF THE MAP! and then landed
and i was on top of the sides its a great strategy for sniping!

I was playing a splitscreen game with a friend with a modified rocket
slayer gametype on coag. The catch is he shot himself with a rocket that
he fired at my banshee. I was charging at my friend in a banshee, and he
locked and fired a missle. I dodged it with a barrel roll. What I didn’t
know is that the rocket was pulling a huge U-Turn. I heard a hissing noise
and did a barrel roll just to be safe. The rocket (which i thought was
gone) streaked by and hit my friend. After pissing ourselves laughing we
tried it again, this time with a warthog. I got about 30 secs (it felt
like it) of rocket flight time with a warthog, a little more with a
ghost/specter and about one minute with a banshee. The real challenge is
to predict where the rocket will come from without looking at it. If you
master that, who knows what you can do in a slayer game?

FearedASSassin4. My story from halo 2 is one time in Lockout I was heading
towards the sword when an opponent grabbed it. I was so mad so I started
to head backwardsshooting him wwith a BR when he lunged towards me with
the sword but I jumped at the last second and he fell off the edge since I
diid some damage I got the kill. I was not mad any more

so i was in a 6 v 6 game of team snipers on waterworks. and as the game
started off i was in the zone. i had 9 kills while every one else on my
team had 2 or 3. then after a while my team started catchin’ up with my
score, but so was the other team. then the score was 49 to 49. and before
i had a chance to react i was headshot, causing me & my team to loose the
game. i could have cried. :( thanx 4 readin’ my story, keep on stickin’ SUVs

Hey this is Fatalhitx, pronounced Fatal-Hit-X, not Fatalics. I was playing
a Matchmaking game of slayer on foundation, and so there was their team
chasing me,and a guy had a rocket launcher. so i turn the corner and chuck
grenade, just as a prayer, and it explodes. The rocket guy turns the
corner, fires, but he didn’t get clear of the corner! So the rocket hits
the wall, and since the other team is close together and has their shields
down, i get a triple kill! Great show guys.
And one thing foo mo jive: Can you rope me?

Hey guys here’s a story. Once I was playing Skirmish CTF on Turf and we
were being modded. As always they had the spawn mod.We decided to stay in
the game so they wouldn’t get the pleasure of watching us quit. We were in
the last round and the modder quit for some reason. So me and my brother
decided to do a plan we came up with in case we were being cheated. Well
the plan was that my brother superjumped on the medical tent and got out
of the level. Next me and my friends got the flag and tossed it up to him.
The other guys in the other team didn’t know what was going on; they didn’t
know were the flag was at. After 20 minutes of complete owning they ended
up quiting. We won at the end because they all quit. I went up to level 25
and modders are gay. Shout out to my brother Tha Back Wudz and my best
friend Mathsucks004.

this one time i was chasing someone up the shotgun side of ivory tower,he
went up to the upper deck then jumped off into the hole on the side,my
friend threw a frag but i accidently through a sticky,so they fell in the
hole,suprisingly his frag launched my sticky down the hall and stuck him
near the lift.

I used to be a level 34 and i hadn’t played halo 2 for 2 months or so
because I had gotten a 360. My freind’s account was only a 24 and I wanted
to warm up before playing on my account. I played his account on Slayer and
get Terminal. I spawned at the warthog base so I grabbed BR and sniper and
like dumb noobs they charged us right away for they had spawned in the
upper floors. one word Killtacular but I wasn’t done there. I got to the
wraith and got in. Triple Kill right off the bat. And last when they
charged with rockets I turned around (learned that from foo mo jive) and
got a Kill Frenzy. My team won 50 to 5 which shows the pwnage had been
laid down but as a punch in the face I went 34 and 2 with 6 assists. I
told them it was my warmup match and some 5 year old goes not it wasn’t
with the shrillest voice ever. then i heard a smack and crying while a guy
with a DEEP voice said “I told you to shut the F@! up!”
I hayed a really good game
-HAD

Me and two of my local friends were playing Team Snipers on Headlong. We
had the lead by 5, so we proceeded to act like idiots. We went into the
red/defensive base and hid under the stairway because it was funny. Well
all 3 of my team members were down there. Well they found us an proceeded
to throw a plasma grenade to blow us all up. It was so funny. We won the
game by a lot in the end. jburton90 for sending it in, P00PIE M4N for
coming up with the idea, and elusivejustin for being an idiot.

One time I was playing Cat and Mouse with a couple of my friends. I was
a Mouse, in other words i was in a warthog. The two guys in the wraiths
decided that they would gang up on me. So they follow me throughout the
map (which was Coagulation by the way)and finally they corner me in the
rocky area. I get stuck next to a rock, and I’m just about to back up
when they both boost into me. Unfortunately for them, and extrememly
lucky for me, i seemed to slide under them while they crashed into each
other and one of them died. It was a really bizarre, but funny moment.

offense at the time. so im playing and there is this guy screaming. It was
this little kid chucking grenades saying POWNAGE. so i say hey little kid
shutup and then he says shut the f up. so then i say dude will you
actually play halo right and help us win. And then he sais mabye later and
starts screaming again so then i just throw a sticky at him and blow him up
and i dont get booted i do it again laughing when i throw it he died again
and he boots me. i was laughing so hard at the end.

This happened back when i got this account. Since this was a new account
i had to get my level back up,so, i went into slayer alone and played a
bunch of noobs(best word i could come up with)and i got a game on ivory
tower. At one point i had the sword and had just killed three members
of
the opposite team at the sniper spawn. Then, i jumped from the list and
noticed the one red i did kill and my shields were all the way down.
So, i, ofo course thought i was screwed, but he didnt even atempt to
shoot me as i was falling. Then, when i go to the bottom of the lift
the red looked at me and i got him with my sword, and preceded to
teebag him. The End?

I joined a custom game with my friends the day after I joined Rec D. I
mentioned something about how cool Podtacular is and one of my friends
asked me what that is. I said “You don’t know what Podtacular is?” He
replied with “Isn’t that when you get like, 8 kills in a row?” The
rest of my friends and I just started cracking up! He didn’t understand
what was so funny, but I hope you enjoyed it.

Me and my friend joined a bigteam battle on terminal. when the game
started me and my friend got in the warthog in the garage and i drove
down the road with him in the turret. when we got to the part of the
road that goes to the train loading area i drove into the wall and
stopped for about 2 seconds when a guy from the opposing team jumped
into my warthog passanger seat screaming “Dont shoot dont shoot i wont
shoot you, i can be your hostage.” Well me and my friend went along
with it and told him he couldnt shoot. I got the warthog going again
and jumped the tracks into the court yard. We then told our team not to
hurt him while he told his team not to shoot and that he was our
hostage. As we drove around the courtyard impervious to attacks and
mowing down the opposition with the turret our hostage realised that he
still had a gun and started shooting our guys. when he killed one i
drove the warthog up the dirt road that goes over the tracks to stop
him from hurting my team and to take him to where only his team was,
but as i reached the tracks i hit something and lost enough speed to
stop me from making it over and hit the little edge next to the tracks.
the warthog fell onto the tracks and both tires got stuck on either
side
of the track. I tried to go but it was stuck. both my friend and
hostage
were yelling at me to go and i told them i couldnt. i bailed and fell
below the tracks when i landed i heard them say
hostage-oh my god cowman left whos gunna drive
my friend-crap train! get out
hostage- the walls stoping me from getting out ahhh!
my friend+hostage- oh my god ahhh followed by a double death scream
when you die

i looked up just in time to watch the warthog and both of them to be
blasted off the map by the train

this was the funniest momment that i have ever witnesed/heard/takein
part of on xbox live

sadly niether me nor my friend found out who our hostage was we asked
in post game lobby but every one left immediately

and if our hostage listens to you guys i would like him to send me a
msg

Ok well i was playing with Painkilla (the Modder, Glewis, RusOmni7667,
Kimo23, and the Th3 Flaming Ninga on midship. We were playing team
slayer and the score was 47-49, we were losing. I had a shotgun and so
did Painkilla we were both hiding in the top corrner where the plasma
gernades were. Ok well i saw Glewis walk up the ramp and i was going to
kill him. BUT painkilla walked right in front of me and he experienced
the shotgun shell that was going for Glewis. All i herd was the “VOICE”
say “betrayel and Game Over.” Glewis killed me because i was too busy
laughing at painkilla for moving right in my line of fire.

This is DentingCobra and I’ve got a tale from the foxhole.
I was at Sanctuary. It was Nuetral snipers. I ran to the other side
base [on the side so i wouldnt be seen]. I stood there and spawn killed
. I ended getting 2 double kills, 1 triple kill, and a killing spree.
Me
doing that left it open for my team to get the flag 3 times in a row.
Keep up the best podcast in all of Itunes.

Hey Guys…
Whats up.. I knew this halo camp thing would come up as me and JVB were
just craking up one day talking about the most ramdom things ever and he
said.. this one time at halo camp.. lol
If JVB is on.. please tell them that story about Samanator on the Tea
bagging class.. LOL.. that was freaking funny dude… And the funniest
thing was that we could only imagine him crouching down and showing the
studends how to tea bag… anyways… I just wanted to share with you guys that Pro B is not offering practice
sessions to Pro A members. We decided to do that after the sweep on the
Pro B vs Pro A matches. So if you have any questions regarding this..
Please contact Dialpex – Pro B Overlord and i’ll be happy to schedule a
class for you.

Keep up the great work guys..!!!
And remember Season Tournament is up and will be starting in a few
days..!!!

One time while playing Gulch Wars in Multi-Team on Coagulation, I killed a Scorpion tank with a Gauss Warthog from across the map, and after it blew up the dead tank was spinning around. After 30 seconds of the tank just spinning around, it flew up 30 feet into the air. Then the tank was flying at me, while I’m still in the Warthog. The dead tank then splatered me and it said I commited suicide. IT was the most messed up thing that has ever happened to me.

Hey guys I have a story that is very strange and creepy,ok I was on
lockout and I was by myself and the party was closed because I was
trying to get out of the level. Well an way at one point I junped just
randomly and was not trying to do anything in particular when I
suddenly fell through the floor and was by the Gardiens (sorry if I
mispelled it.) Anyway I just thought it was a glitch so I continued.
WellIjumped around but the thing was was that I could not jump without
getting killed by the Gardiens, this happend at lest 20 times in a row.
Note that I did use the gardien glitch on myself. Eventualy I started
to
get tired of this and invited some friends, but when they came it no
longer worked.

Hey this is plasma qrenades and a while ago I was playing skirmish with
Geat One on Terminal and Geat One had the flag when the wraith rammed
him and he went flying in the air and landed next to where you have to
score and everyone on the other team started calling him a modder. Geat
One started arguing that if he was modding he would have been using
them
the entire game, not just when he got the flag that time but they
didn’t
believe him and left him cheating feedback.

My friends and I where playing 1-Flag CTF on Coagulation, with 30
seconds to i jumped into a shee and flew to the flag spwan. Grabed it
and flew away. But I wans’t aware that my friend was hiding behind a
hog. When i was flying back to the base,it looked like i was about to
score with out having to change my course. My friend threw one last
Sticky at my shee. He was almost 75 yeards away (i could tell because
it was a little less then a football field in distsance) and stuck my
shee killing me and ending the game in a tie. He stuck me with 10
seconds left.

Hey Podtacular! I just wanted to tell you something that happened to me yesterday. So i was playing on Coag. and this fully loaded warthog came at me. so i through this grenade at the ground and back up. The grenade goes BOOM right as the hog goes over it and it goes flying over my head as i stick it with a plasma and it goes soaring in the sky and hit the enemy banshee which had a sniper guy standing on the top of it. i got five kills. It was so funny. Also i was on water works and i was comming out of the little bridge on the middlewith the wraith. i boosted, and hit both specters and both banshees. Turns out they were all chasing after each other and happened ot be at the oppening of the tunnel. so i got ten kills. (those ten kill won the game for us. it was 45 to 43 and we ended with 55. Ceep up the good work!

Sup guys, I was playing on Lockout a few days ago, and I was walkin over
the little glass thing in the middle of the map, when my friend, triend
to slash me with the sword. Somehow he pushed me through the glass ,
then I fell through the bottom floor. Mysteriously, the whole map
disappeared for me, and I was under everbody. Know one could kill me
but I could kill everyone else. I was owning everybody there till I ran
out of ammo, and couldnt do anything. So podtacular thats my tale from
the foxhole =-) zKeep up the good work guys =)

Me and a couple of friends were all playing online at Ely’s house. We
were all online as SadisticLuster’s guests. we went into team training
and got team slayer on Colossus. At first we couldn’t find anybody.
Then i spotted all four of them in single file line all crouched. They
were all advancing towards me. They were all pink elites. When they got
near me they didn’t shoot, but kept on marching. It was really funny.
Everyone on my team joined in on the marching. haha. it was really
weird. in a little while i got bored, and i assassinated all four of
them. haha. i’ve never seen anybody do that before. it was pretty funny

Ok, so me and all three of my friends are all playing halo and we went
to go find glitches. So we go to burial mounds to try one of them when
i thought, what if my friend hit me with the wraith while i walked
backwards into a rock, which is superjumping. I thought it wouldn’t
work, but when he boosted into me, i flew super high into the air and
went off the map. Also, on Coagulation, when you superjump up there, i
was running around for a while, it’s so big. Also, in the caves in
Coag, there is some graffiti that says NOT STEVE WAS HERE and it
repeats. And one last thing, the whole triangle-crack thing doesn’t
work. we had two tanks and two gauss warthogs blasting it and we lost
patience. Keep up the good work.

One time I was playing zombies on terminal. I was a zombie and i saw
this red guy walking on the tracks so i got my sword out and lounged at
him. And right when i did, the train comes out of nowhwere and
splatters
me while the guy i lounged at was completly unharmed. Thanx for reading
my story,this is my first tales from the foxhole. i luv your
podcast,keep on fraggin truckz.

like i said, this cool glitch happened to me, i dont know how old the glitch itself is, but anyway, when i was playing a game on coagulation with two of my friends, my game started to lag, i didnt really think anything of it, until my friends told me i was FLYING around the map. When i asked them what they ment, they said i was floatinglike 10 feet of the ground and was zooming across the map. I just thought they were joking, but then i noticed that i was jumping slightly and sliding around. Once again i simply noted this just as lag. After this i started fighting them, they were both in hog turrets and aiming well above me. I asked what they were shooting at, and they said it was me! I told them that i was at level with them, but they still insisted i was flying. So then i thought, “well maybe if i kill them, their game would be fine again” so i took out my energy sword and right as i took it out i noticed it was a little longer than usual, once again didnt really think anything of it, but as i aimed at them, the sword reticule went red at a sniper’s distance. So i hit the left trigger (yes, i use southpaw) and it killed him, at long range! So when he respawned, i went out looking for him, i found him and flew right past him, and he died, out of nowhere, and it says i spalttered him! This went on for about 5 minutes then it stopped. I’m pretty sure the glitch called “The Ghost Glitch” happened. What thatmeans is with any weapon, ANY, you attack at any range, and you kill him, its kinda like having 360 autoaim. even with stickies, when you turn around and throw the grenade, it goes through you and sticks him. pretty weird, eh?

I have two tales the first one has to do with a lucky sticky, but I
wasn’t falling the grenade was. I was up on rocket spawn at Beaver
Creak and I saw an opponent go on the far side of the base, out of
sight. I threw a grenade and it his the side of the canyon, as it
rolled down I thought this would be a sweet stick, two seconds later I
get a medal for sticking that guy.

My next one took place at Relic. I was a passenger in a hog and we
were driving around
(surprise) and all of a sudden I see a rocket coming at my side2!
I jump out and jump over to the other side of the hog before it
explodes and takes down my shields. I thought I escaped when the hog
rolled over and killed me before I got to cover.

Hey guys this is plasma qrenades and I have an awsome story for you. I
was playing big team battle the other day and some one boarded my
ghost, instead of letting him take my ghost (AKA pretty circle maker) I
ran into some fusion cores which killed him and it said that I
splattered him.

Paintball

Team Slayer—no shields, no motion tracker, 3 lives, first to 3 rounds,
primary weapon is carbine, no secondary weapon, no weapons on map,
unlimited kills to win, no vehicles, no turrets.

Best Played on Sanctuary with 2 3-person teams.

It’s made out to be like a real paintball game. Last team standing
wins the round and first team to win 3 rounds wins the game.

funny live names:

  1. XboxMademeFat (personal Faorite)
  2. KrusteeTampon (Freind)
  3. GotDarkHaze

this one time i was playing a big team battle at water works and it was
a CTF match. I had just grabbed the blueteams flag and was running away
heading to one of the side passage ways. My teammate tells me that he
has me covered. Almost as soon as he is finished saying this i hear a
ton of noise behind me. Then all of the sudden i see this flaming
warthog fly over me as im running and i hear my teammate yell
“PWNAGE!!!”

it was totally pwnage and i scored and won the game

I’m driving my a warthog through terminal. I’m getting
in and an enemy gets into my warthog. He starts
screaming “pump it, pump it”. I got so pissed at him i
drove to the railroad tracks near the blue base and
went into the tunnel where the train comes out. I get
out just in time and see him go flying and through the
wall and i get a dobule kill. i then got sniped.
basturds. also, go podtacular. also, foo mo jive, tell
bill gates to get me a beer

Hey guys, I’ve got a hilarious, but slightly racist tale to tell. So gather

‘round young ones.

My three friends and I were playing some splitscreen on the Team Training
playlist, when we ran into a party called “The Arabian Express” (That was
the player’s GT, the others were his guests).

So, by a fluke of slightly racist insanity, we all hid outside their base,
and I had my friends throw plasma grenades at me. I jumped into the crowd
covered in plasma grenades and started yelling “Walalalalalalalalalala!”
at the top of my lungs. I know it was racist, and we meant nothing by it,
but it was still pretty damn funny.

Anyway, keep up the good work on the show guys! Long live the Porridge!

I was Playing with a DeLeveler on Ascension, and the score was -15 to 17,
My friend Robbedbike got in the way of his grenade and was able to boot
him. After that we got snipes and BR’s and won 50 to 37

Hey guys….I got a funny…...well…we thought it was…but a funny tale
from the foxhole…...WE were all on Lockout and me and two other
people(Can’t Remember) were trying to do the meditation glitch and here
comes JVB and kills us all at random getting a triple kill…....we all
died laughing….and JVB was like….” AHHHH i just needed to do that”

I was playing at bearver creek double team. One of the guys on the other
team through a sticky at me and it stuck my faceplate. I killed the guy
and he fell on me. It took the sticky off me and exploded on his dead
body.

SWEET

I only have halo for pc so no gamer tag. hhhhok so my friend and I where
playing a ctf game on good ole blood gulch online for halo pc and we only
had one score to go. my friend got the flag but buy the time he got back
to the base the enemy got away with our flag so he went and hid outside
the cliff cave thing near the red base. so both sides assuming their flag
was just sitting in the other base a head on war started in the middle of
the map. 2 seconds later I look over to my freinds computer screen and he
turns around and finds the enemy flag barer standing there in the cave! My
friend jumped into the air bashed his head in with the but of the flag
returned ours then soared to win the game.

Here’s my wonderful Tale from the Foxhole:
It was a brutally hot day on the beaches of Zanzibar. Our mission was to
bomb the randomly located enemy base on that beach mentioned in the
previous sentence. I was assigned to do this mission with Taine, Kyle
Shelton, and some rookie. I began my mission by grabbing the conveniently
located BR55 from the top of the steps. Behind me, I could hear Kyle
struggling to carry the bomb. The only thing I could think about was
pizza…and owning noobs. What would happen if I combined noobs and pizza
to make a noob pizza? I’m getting off track, I have a mission to complete.
After getting closer to the base, I noticed that Kyle’s annoying little
square turned into an X. Knowing that X marks the spot, I had no choice
but to go after the treasure. With my measly caseless SMG and a plasma
grenade. As soon as I hit the front door, I saw a guy running back into
the base. I smacked him in the back, and moved on. I noticed that three
people were standing around the bomb. I think they wanted it to light on
fire, because these noobs were indeed campers. So, I gave them a fire -
the nice blue and white fire of a plasma grenade. I used my SMG to mop up
the last guy. A disembodied voice randomly shouted “Killtacular” at me,
and I armed the bomb. I watched as my dead body was incinerated by the
ensuing explosion.

Everyone hates derankers right? Well here’s a story that happend to me in
a game of team slayer on day. It was team slayer on turf in a 4v4 game. We start the game and here “LOST THE LEAD” two seccond after the game
starts. We had a deranker on our team. Then I looked at the scoreboard
again to see if he was still doing it and he was along with a deranker on
the other team. Our team has a total of three points after our deranker
quits at -10. However the rest of my team has either lagged out or guit
as well. It’s me vs. four blues. I die a few times and finally spawn at
the medical tent and hide in the BR spawn there with about five minutes
remaining. For five minutes, no one could find me. The gme ended in the
blues shouting “WHERE THE F* IS HE” and their deranker finished with a
score of -81 and I finished with a score of 12.

Just wanted to share with you guys that xbox360 SILVER accounts work on
Halo 2 xbox live FOREVER! Free xbox live for Halo 2!!! Note: Works with
some but not all Xbox 1 games. Also I made a new silver account to play
Halo 2 on called podtacular com no .com just com. Send me friend
requests and I’ll see you guys online. Oh and did I mention: This was
stated on Major Nelson’s blog, so it works!

I was playing Zombie at Bever Creak with a few of my buddies, about 7 or 8.
Anyway, I was the last normal guy left. I camped myself on one of the
ramps. 6 zombies began poping through the teleporter and charged me. I
was able to get the first five with headshots, but on the 6th zombie, he
lunged and I meleed him and his body went flying across the map. It was
the best (and probably the only) Killtrocity I’ve gotten.

Dosn’t it always piss you off when you are fractions of a second away from
informing your team mates of some critical info and you then get killed
from the guy that got tips on camping from podtacular? Then don’t use the
voice over XBL. Use other internet voice apps. Such as Ventrilo or w/e
you feel is best. Of course you will have to have a computer near your
Xbox. If you do this then you can talk to your team while you are are
dead. While this dosn’t allow you to taunt the other team for pwning them
with your l33t talking while dead ninja slaying rising sun skills, you can
still take off your pc mike and put on the other and use XBL’s voice if
you weally want to. And don’t be retarded, this will not work if your
playing match making by yourself. You must do this with a group of
friends/clan members etc. and you will ALL have to use the said voice
app.

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