(hosts Foo Mo Jive, JVB, Indian Princess)
Night at the Apollo show (explain)
(we’ll cool it on the spelling errors a bit)
I don’t know if you guys will be talking about this early on, but,
RusOmi7677 has been named the new All Star Leader. He has earned it in
many ways, for example: Helping out with the community, setting up matches
and just an overall good guy. He has divided the All Stars into two
seperate “Teams” the MLG Team and the Community Team that plays Big Team
Battle type games and Team Skirmish games. He has already brought many
changes to the All Stars and hopefully has more for the future. Althought
we are happy with our newly apointed leader, we also give thanks to our
former Leader, GLewis. GLewis set-up the All Stars and has done a great
job with it. So thanks G and good luck Rus.
Us Gunslinger’s had our first Clanniversary last Saturday. Xerxdeej, being
the kind person he is, is giving one Gunslinger Buck to any team that
beats a group of gunslingers in a fair game of matchmaking. See our blog
at tiedtheleader.com for more details.
Events:
News:
if you charge a plasma pistol and shoot it you can throw 2 gernades reall
fast right after.
Just wanted to tell you about how awosome the guardian kill. for this you
need a sword and a magnum and you should have no shields. so this works
best on zombies. when equiped with your magnum and sword pull our you
magnum and am at a teamates head. press both Y and the firing trigger at
the same time repeatedly.
you have to do it fast or you will not fire you magnum more then once.
after two to three shots (sometimes it takes more…dont ask me why.) if
done right that teamate will die but on his screen it will say killed by
the guardians and your teams kill count will not go down. helpful if you
have some teamate bothering you say if he is singing horribly or at all or
anything else that is bothering you, you can just kill him so then he will
spawn and probly get killed by a zombie. have fun ticking off your
teamates.
Hi guys, it’s H2CE 9. this glitch is on containment and can be useful for
capturing the flag safly, camping with the oddball or just being a coward
and hiding, while trying to earn credit for snipig the other team. You
need a banshee with no wings. go to red base and at the top of the cliff
near the vehichle spawns. there should be a notch in the wall. fly up the
notch and you’ll be in as Marty O’Donnel says it “a winter wonderland”.
you can now go around the outside of containment. if your on blue team get
the banshee land it in their base, take the flag and preform the glitch.
Fly arond and drop it off the edge to anothe persson in your base to
score.their is a technique to get down but i don’t want to make this any
longer than it already is.love the show and remember to LOVE YOUR
SHOTGUN!!!!!!
(explain where that came from)
Your mama’s so fat that when she entered a game on lockout everyone said
how did a wraith get here?
Hi guys ChampionHawk here writing from bonny Scotland with some jokes.
Yo Momma is so fat that she uses halo as a belt!
Yo momma is so fat that she dont play on containment, she needs it!
Yo momma is so fat that she uses the energy sword as a fork!
And finally Yo momma is soooooooooooo damn fat that she uses the sentinal
beam for laser eye correction!
Thanks guys and keep up the great work
Regards ChampionHawk
You know you play to much halo if… Your in class and your teacher asks
you a qustion you get it right and say “Oh you all just got poned!”
I was playing an MLG i heart assists game and we got a kill and it said ”
You killed yoUR Hopes and Dreams”
Hey guys, whats up. I was driving my motorcycle the other day and some kid pulled out in front of me and I yelled ’’YOU STUPID NOOB! MOTION TRACKER!’’ So…yeah. Send me a friend request gamertag:captainbat. Bye.
You know you play too much halo when you hear the sound of a br reloading
at random times during the day. It has happend to me many times.
Your mamas so fat they had to change the name of Accession to Decention.
Your mama’s so fat she got stuck in the grav lift.
Your mama’s so fat when someone tries to join her game it says party
full.
Your mama’s so fat she gets a killamanjaro for every step she takes.
Your mama’s so ugly that the Flood flees in terror at the slightest glimpse of her.
You know your a noob when you think BxB is some kind of chat smiley.
You know your a noob when your friend asks you if you’ve heard of Podtacular and you say “ZOMG! A nu medal?”.
You know your a noob when you have to mod to win a team SWAT game.
You know your a noob when you don’t know what FFA means. (I have had people ask me what it meant!!!!!)
You know you play to much halo when your little black date book is your
xboxlive friends list.
Your mommas so fat she went into matchmaking and it said all 16 slots were
filled!
Your mom is so fat Coagulation isn’t a multiplayer map it’s her
footprint.
Your mom is so fat if you have the sword no matter where you are the
reticule is red.
You know you play too much Halo when you announce that you got a triple
kill in a game that isnt Halo.
... you’re walking down a flat, level hallway at work and you trip on the
carpet but you cooly recover by standing up, looking around to see if
anyone saw you, and if they did, you look at them and simply say “Lag.”
Yo mommas so fat she made the hunters look like grunts! babam
You know you are playing too much Halo 2 when playing a friendly game of
capture the flag in real life and instead of tagging the other team, you
throw a rock at one, punch him in the back of the head, Repeatidly whack
him with the flag until he is unconsious, then teabag him and call him a
n00b.
or…
You know you are playing too much Halo 2 when playing with your friends
and one (lets call him Jimmy) starts anoying you. Then you say “That is
it! You are BOOTED!” You stand still for a few seconds and Jimmy falls
down dead. In the corner of your field of vision it says “Jimmy quit.”
Your momma’s so fat, everytime she takes a step the narrator says “OUCH”
Your momma’s head is so big, she uses the rocket launcher as a curling
iron.
Your momma’s so ugly, the forerunners built all of those ships to try to
get away from her.
Your momma’s so ugly, she reproduced with a forerunner and created the
Brutes.
Your momma’s so fat, she ate the ending for halo 2 and left us all
hanging.
The reason they are making new transport vehicles for the next halo games
is because they couldn’t find a vehicle big enough to fit all of your mom
in it.
You know you’re a noob when you think the medical tent will heal you.
Your momma’s so fat while she was walking to coagulation, she tripped over
lockout, and landed on backwash.
Your momma’s so fat, she ate all of the halo rings thinking they were a
box of donuts.
Your momma’s so ugly, the flood have accepted her as one of their own.
You know you love halo a little too much when you make a life size version
of the energy sword out of toothpicks for your school art project.
Your mama is so fat that when she joins a game, she gets an instant
killtacular, and continues on to a killing spree.
You know you play too much Halo when you make a Halo computer theme and
apply it to your computer.
You know you play too much halo when you think Cortana is hot.
You know your a noob when someone says “Incoming Ghost!” and you say “Is
it Halloween already?”
Hey Podtacular it’s Xaurus777 and I’ve got some yo mama jokes, your a noob
if… jokes, and you play too much halo jokes. Yo mama is so fat that four
scorpians ride on her. Yo mama is like a warthog, three people ride her at
once. You mama is so old that she built 343 Guilty Spark.You know your a
noob when you call the plasma pistol and battle rifle in the pregame lobby
while others call the power weapons. You know you play too much Halo when
you know when and what 343 Guilty Spark is going to say on Backwash.
You know you play to much halo when you dream about what Master Chief looks
like without a helmet. (No spelling errors, yay!)
Tune in next week for the Halo 3 show hosted by Dialpex. We’ll talk about the latest ideas and buzz for Halo 3 and some Halo Wars too. We’ll also talk about other games Halo freaks play.