(hosts Foo Mo Jive, JVB, KP, Xerxdeej)
Customs and Callins: Top few Custom Games, Top few jokes, Voice Mails from the month, Tales from the Foxhole
(explain what we’ll be talkin about)
I was just wondering what exactly do you do at Bungie (besides writing
articles for Frankie as he uses you as a coffee table for he Moccalatte
and does other lazy things). Do you do any coding or in anywhy help in
the development of any of the games?
Dear KP,
What happened to the bungie podcast? Did Frankie ninja it?
Well i actualy don’t have a tip but rather a special “thank you” to the
podtacular community. I would like to thank all of those that contributed
and played in the 2006 Podtacular Season. The season was a blast and we
had a great time. With more than 5 different communities, over 20 teams
and over 95 players, we had a great time and thanks to our Bungie friends
we were also featured in their front page.
Congratulations to all that participated and specialy Team Overrated for
winning this great tournament.
Again Thanks to all of those that contributed by playing, helping to
organize, donating a prize or just being fair and a good sport.
We appreciate you!!!
Later
Dialpex
We have recently been debating the issue of superbouncing on the forums and
in an attempt to clear it up I would like to know how KP feels on the
subject.
questions about the vidoc and halo 3
Hey Podtacular, I have a fun custom came. If you’re a Republican I’m sorry,
but this game is called Dick Chaney. If you can’t already guess, you have
to kill your own teammates. Starting weapon is shotgun and no secondary
weapon. The weapons on map are shotguns and the first team to score to a
certain number, I like to use -100, wins. You must go into teh negatives
with betrayls. You can also call this game Quail Hunting except you shoot
your friend in the face. Try it out and see how much fun it is to shoot
your best friend in the face. One thing you don’t want to do though, is
boot people because then you don’t score as fast. Keep on fraggin’ trucks
and tell Ba-Bam teh cricket-grunt I said hi.
-Juggernaut: Blood Bath: the juggernaut has everything on and all the
other players have nothing. Everyone starts out with a pistol and no
shields. Their are no weapons on map and the juggernaut has full
oversheilds. It is very fun and can result in massive killing spree’s and
killmajaro’s, hence the name.
Variations: A variation of this game is played with battle rifles. Another
variation from that is the juggernaut can only use sentinel beam and
everyone else uses battle rifles.
-Juggernaut: New Juggernaut: this is an extremly hard juggernaut game with
16 people. You start out with a battle rifle and energy sheild. You have an
oversheild, extra damage, invisibility, radar and damage resistance. The
juggernaut moves slow and has no special bonuses. They have no oversheilds
and as a result their sheild constantly drains and does not recharge. The
kill limit can be from 5-10. Their are rockets on map as well. The
juggernaut gets tooled by everyone else and if you are in a good game of
it, you will constantly hear “New Juggernaut” for the longest time, hence
the name.
If you like these games. me and my friends have created a variety of these
games, some of which have advanced rules, contact me, gamer tag is
Orannis.
Some of my friends and I play a gametype called dodgeball. It is played
like SWAT but with Brute Shots instead of Battle Rifles and Pistols. Generally we play it on a big map like Coagulation. Even with two people
you can get to 25 kills REALLY fast since the explosion will kill you
instantly. This gametype is a LOT of fun and I would suggest it to anyone
looking for quick game that will result in a lot of “WTF” moments.
Hey Podtacular, I’ve got 2 custom game types for you, both based on
Counter-Strike, one of the other games I play when I don’t play Halo 2.
The first one is a variation of Team Elimination (which in and of itself
is a custom game), except everyone starts with an M6C. Last team standing
wins. The host decides before game start how many rounds there will be.
The second one is based on the demolition gametype from CS. This one uses
the Single Bomb variant as its base. From this point on, the offensive
team will be referred to as “Terrorists” or “Ts” and the defensive team as
“Counter-Terrorists” or “CTs”. The changes from Single Bomb are that
everyone starts off with the M6C, and everyone has one life only. Ts win
by successfully arming the bomb or by killing all the CTs. While the CTs’
only objective is to eliminate the Ts and preventing them from arming the
bomb.
hi guy im here (cgsniper465) with a very cool custom called Ride That
Wenier: a normal ctf game on zansibar with 2 flag touch return but only
use zansibar and the flag in the beach. red team starts with all veichals
(weniers) so drive those over the to red: the red people who drive over to
the flag our “The Boss (from fantasy island) only the poeple who drive the
veichals for red are the, but u can only capture the flag by having
another red guy stand on top of the vechial u use not riding in it. the
people riding on the top our “midgets from fantasy island also” and bring
it back to base when u have to walk to get inside u must crouch like a
midget or anywhere u walk. Now the blue team “the p.o.f.l.m. or the people
opposing freakie looking midgets” they dont like fantasy island so they
don’t want to not them to a flag just because there midgets (jvb i
recomend u play on blue (lol)). Blue cant use veichals or rockets because
it would make the game extremly hard for the poor little midgets.
Hey guys (and KP) what is up?
I had a great custom game that I love to play. It is called Murder
Mystery. It is an FFA oddball game: camo and super speed for holding the
ball, unlimited time, and the highest time for holding the ball to win
possible. Regular weapons on map and random starting weapons (both
primary and secondary). Also every person has 1 life. No shields or
radar. It is best played on Headlong.
The object is for the killer(I’ll get to that in a second) to kill all the
pedestrians without being killed himself.
To play you have one “moderator” who pick who the killer will be for that
game while in the pregame lobby. He does this by sending a message to the
person. When the game starts the moderator grabs the ball and turns
invisible. His job is to make sure the game runs smoothly.
The killers job is to well kill everyone else (besides the moderator)
without being seen. He can kill anytime he wants but if someone sees him
kill they can kill him. If the killer is killed then the game is over and
the person who killed him is the moderator for the next game.
If a pedstrian kills another pedestrian the moderator either kills him or
boots him(in which case he is invited back in for the next game).
This is a great game because it reqiures stealth, patience, and a good
eye(for finding the killer). I love playing mind games with people like i
will walk with them around the level and make good friends with them. Then
when we walk into a dark room with no one looking I kill him Godfather
style, nice and clean with no witnesses.
Hey guys this is Infektion X. I was testing this new game and it’s really
fun! It’s called Flag Madness, and it can be played with different
variations. Basically, you need the following settings:
-No Shields, Damage Resistance ON, No grenades on map or with spawn
-Magnum/Sniper Rifle Start
-Sniping on Map
-Small maps (Midship works best)
-Normal Speed with Flag, Touch Return
You can pick which type of CTF game you want (Neutral, 1 Flag, etc.) It
doesn’t really matter, its your choice. Its regular CTF, no specific rules
but its really challenging. People have to balance out with using the
Magnum at close/medium range and sniper at long. Recommended parties of at
least 8.
Hey guys it’s Ghost Rider, aka Lancelot59. I have a custom game that me and
my buddies play on Halo CE. We usually use a massive map with pelicans such
as extinction, hugeass, or hotzone. What we do is we fill up the pelican
with people. Then there is one guy who sits in the sniper seat (right in
the middle at the open edge of the bay) and he’s the “jump leader”. So
then I go out in a jet and make it night on the map. The pelican flys out
to around the middle of the field and then aims directly upwards.
Eventuially the pelican hits the “ceiling” which is the annoying invisible
barrier and by now we are so far off the ground we cant even see it
anymore. Then pilot says go, leader ways jump and he dives out, and then
everyone else follows him which is really cool to watch. Believe it or not
this has been the scene for a lot of halirous things. Like on several
occassions I got the pilot to hover and then i got out of my seat. Then i
sprayed the entire inside of the pelican with C4 then dived out and turned
deathless off. I got 12 kills instantly one time and successfully pissed
off the entire server in less then 20 seconds. It’s also good for RP’ing
like we get a full server and then have the pelican fly in and para-troop
people far out infront of the other base. Then they run in and assult the
other team, and then they get picked up. I usually did good at these
matches because of how I managed to hide around and then come up and beat
the crap out people. So it was all fun.
Hey guys this is meean Luc with a custom game for you. This game is called
Final Boss. It is a juggernaut game type with MLG settings and the
juggernaut has only overshield and damage resistance. Ok at the begining
of the game you give the juggernaut 30 seconds to move to an uper part of
the map such as pink 3. Then when the 30 seconds are up the other players
duke it out as a regular eff eff eh would work. The last remaing normal
player then stands on an area infornt of the juggernaut such as sword
spawn on Midship. Then on the count of 3 the juggernaut and the normal
player battle in BR combat. The juggernaut can only attack with double
shots. ( if you can’t double shot as the juggernaut fire a shot every 4
or 5 seconds) The normal player attacks the juggernaut with regular shots.
The surviving player is the winner. The best places to play this is on
Midship, Lockout in the blue room with the juggernaut in the small cranny
above the fusion core and the normal player in the middle. You can make
up your own spotts to have fun. If you want to learn how to double shot
PM me and I will set up a time to show you and teach you.
Alien Feud is a team-based custom game I made a while back. Everyone starts
out with a Shotgun and a Plasma Pistol, and each person only has 9 lives.
Set the rules to no weapons or grenades on the map (no starting grenades,
either) and make sure the kill limit is set to unlimited. The first team
to effectively kill off the other team using the Shotgun-Plasma pistol
combo wins. This gametype plays better on small-to-medium sized maps.
Here is a custom game i’ve played alot with the halowiki guys. It’s called
ZerosvsBobs. It king of the hill on lockout. With Sniper starting and
shotgun secondary. Non moving hill no starting or grenades on map. And
score to win round 5 minutes. It is a lot of fun when played with at
least 5 people on each team. MERRY CHRISTAMS, HAPPY NEW YEAR, HAPPY
HANUCKA, HAVE A HAPPY QUANZA
Here’s a FREAKING SWEET game that i play with my friends from school. its
Called Narnia. You start with Sword and a Sniper, as your bow and awrrow,
Wathogs and banshees, snipers on map, no sheild. Should only be played on
conamient or Coag. It gets so hectic with the banshees. It’s just really
fun to hope on the banshee dragon, have your freind fly u arund while u
get headshots.
Ok well ao991 and I were messing around one day and we came up with a fun
gametype called “Shoot the Ants.” Well its a Team-Slayer gametype and
every one has to run around in the center of coagulation and the other
team has one person in a banshee and the other team mate on top with a
sniper. From there the sniper has to pick off the other team from the
banshee. There is normal sheilds and 3 minute time limit. Keep on fragging
trucks
My custom is called Braveheart. This can be played on Coagulation, Burial
Mounds, or Containment, but it’s the best, IMO, on Coag. So you have 2
teams from 4-8 people on 2 sides of the map and the only weapon is
Bruteshot. Each team waits for one minute to countdown off of the round
time limit and as soon as that one minute is over, everyone on both sides
shoots their Bruteshots into the air to try and hit the other team. YOU
CANNOT MOVE AT ALL! You have to stand still the entire time. Once all the
shots have been fired everyone runs towards the center of the map to
destroy the other team in an all out Melee battle. The last person
standing wins for their team.
Podtacular night at the Apollo
You know you play to much Halo when you have a permanent indention in your
hair from your microphone.
p.s. this is not from experience…I am normal.
You know you play to much Halo 2 when, your math teacher calls on you to
answer a question and you try to press the white button to talk.
Unfortunatly this has happened to me many times.
You know you play WAY to much Halo 2 when, in the middle of class you hear
the “beep beep beep” sound telling you your shields are low. Then you hear
a rocket launcher firing and you “fall” off of your chair. This
has happened to me once before.
You know you don’t play enough Halo if your in a hiatus because of the
noobs
i am guilty as charged…
also, you know you need halo 2 vista if your bored out of your mind
i am also guilty as charged
You know you play to much halo 2 when you practive your BXR’s RRX’s and
BXB’s on you teddy bear.
You know you play too much Halo when:
-You see a huge, smelly, fat girl at your school and you start looking for
a sniper rifle, screaming “QUICK! AIM FOR ITS BELLY!”
-You have more custom gametypes on your Xbox than you do real-life
friends.
-You are thrown out of the mall for constantly looking around, repeating,
“I need a weapon”
You know you play too much halo when you are at the gym and you do the best
lift for whatever exercise you are doing that you have ever done and you
scream “I just pwnd you n00b!” and start t-bagging the weights.
You know you play too much halo when you spend all of your time on
Podtacular at work and your boss asks you what you are doing and you tell
her that you should pwn her for being such a n00b.
You know you play too much halo when you are driving and you hear a horn
and immediately turn around expecting to see a warthog complete with
gunner charging at you down the street…then you pull out your sniper and
sticky nades and rape them all.
Your momma’s so ugly that those new turrets in halo 3 shoot at her
constantly.
Your momma’s so ugly, she gives lessons at the Brute community center on
how to look like a dirty ape.
Your momma was the mother of all brutes. Thankfully they didn’t get her
looks.
Bungie still isn’t sure on whether or not to make a vehicle big enough to
fit your mom in it.
You know you’re a noob when you try to use the charged up plasma pistol to
give the enemy players cancer.
You know you’re a noob when you think the noob combo is that new value
meal at McDonalds.
You know you suck at halo when you start to get killed by the birds from
campaign.
How do you know when your mom is playing Halo 2 on coagulation?
Easy! There are three bases.
Here are soem funny gamertags i have run into on Live:
Wakeless cheese
MaxStoner27
ArmoredSnowman
Who is Beerman
UberWeasel
Bob Jigglebilly
ii al capwn ii
aMufkinHeadShot
did you eat dinner
parentalmistake
Screaming Hippy
Alright I found some more funny gamertags that I’ve played against in the
past.
FaT AnD NaK3D
RidinEMhard
MUF D1VER
Muffledcooter
GooeyRetard
Buttsnack
At MLG Dallas there was someone named “Touchmyyummyspot”. When the Announcer was calling out the names and stations, he said his gamertag, and everyone in the whole building started laughing.
You run out of the bathroom yelling “The bomb is planted” knowing everyone
in the vicinity will die anyway.
everytime you go to dinner and pick up a fork you see in the corner of you
eye press X to switch for knive and press Y to duel weild
You throw rocks at people thinking they r plasma grenades and shouting
STUCK!
When you show up at school or work you groan “I hate this map!”
You jump from a 8 story building thinking there is no fall damage
whenever asked ’’ what are you doing’’ you say ’’to finish this fight’‘
Well it was a 1 flag CTF swat game at turf, and it was a very close game.
It was the final round of the match, with us on defense, and we were
winning 2-1. My whole team was killed except for me, and our flag was
taken. I chased the flag guy literally out of the map, when he superjumped
out of the map so i couldn’t get to him. Then the flag holder’s teammates
superjumped and hid with him while they killed our team from out of the
map, and we could not hit them. They were trash talking us and wanting us
to quit, since they knew they couldn’t win without us quitting, they
wanted us to quit so they could win without having to score and end the
game. So the entire team was camping with the flag and waiting for us to
quit so they could win.
Since i had no micraphone, I did the only thing I could think of. I
messaged my teammates, who were on my friend’s list, and told them to set
their controllers down and take a restroom break. If we wouldn’t quit,
they would. Sure enough, 15 minutes later we all came back to find
ourselves in the post-game lobby with us on top, blue team: 2, red team:
1. My plan worked, and my whole team leveled up. Stupid superjumpers never
stood a chance
I was playing around on a map called Hugeass one day with my friends, i
had taken the password off to let other people in and thats how i got my
stunt crew. so six of us would get in a pelican and a seventh guy would
drive. Normally i would sit in the sniper seat and someone else would
drive. The driver would point the nose straight up and keep going till
he/she hit the “ceiling”. Like one of those invisible walls. And then the
pilot called clear and i said go. i jumped and everyone followed after me.
This seems pretty boring on its own but its has been the scene for many
funny events. Such as telling everyone to stay in the pelican and then
covering it and everyone in it in C4. Then jumping and watching the
explosions. Also other things when the pilot jumps out and were stranded
out in the middle of a huge map with no vehicles and were waiting for this
thing to fall which takes 5 minuites. Also when I made it night that was
fun too. This lead to us setting the game to team slayer and having
assult/defence matches which involved paratrooping. This method has also
been useful in capture the flag. Send in a ship full of people and several
jets and then yeah. Very hard to do properly but when done right it works
awsomely.
me and my cousin were playing team shotgun on midship, and he said one of
the funniest things ive heard in a long time. And i quote ” i just butt
stuck that guy and destroyed his life”. i couldnt stop laughing after
that. he stuck some guy on the butt and killed him and his teammate. that
was priceless
Here is another epic installment of BrentGamer’s Tales From The Foxhole:
It was a Friday Night, and like everyone else that has a life, I was
playing Halo 2. My team and I were on Terminal, and we were watching the
train hypnotically, waiting for it to stop so that we could board it and
hitch a ride to the other side. Much to our dismay, it did not stop, but
one brave soul DID jump out in front of the tracks and got hit. He made it
to the other side of the map as we had planned, but a dead guy can’t
exactly capture an enemy flag. In a desperate attempt to try and win, we
loaded up into the Warthog and started on our voyage to capture that
glorious piece of red cloth attached to a metal pole that our enemies had
so been guarding with their lives.
Halfway there, we decided that it was a good time to stop and take a whiz,
so we did. Yellow stains still remain on the walls of the abandoned train
terminal, along with the phrase “Dr. Brentdizzle Was Here Fo Shizzle!”
etched into the floor, forever immortalizing my name in Halo history.
Generations to come would gaze in wonder at the urine stains and bad
dialect of my team.
We finally reached the other base, only to find that our enemies were
engaged in what appeared to be a rousing game of Yahtzee. In my mind, I
remembered what KP had always said, “If you find your enemy playing
Yahtzee, then use a needler to attack their weak spot for massive damage.”
And then I remembered that I was still fighting, and that KP’s incoherent
blabbering would do nothing to assist me and my team. So I ran in with
only my SMG in my hands.
Everything after that is still a blur to me. I remember Yahtzee dice being
throw at my visor, although it only did a slight amount of damage. I also
remember being pinned down by 5 enemies, and by a stroke of luck, finding
a needler beside me. KP’s words rang through my head, yelling “Use the
Needler, Brent” and after a few shots with the needler, the entire enemy
team exploded. And instead of raining blood, Chocolate Pudding burst out
of the exploding enemies. Looking back, based on how terrible it smelled,
it might not have been chocolate pudding….......
The moral of the story is that if KP tells you to use the Needler, listen
to him. For he is an overflowing fountain of useful information.
I just wanted to tell you a really funny story that happened to me in my
6th grade class. We were just asking my math teacher about random stuff
and someone asked, “Do you have an Xbox?”, then she said “Yes.” Then
another person asked her, “Do you have Halo 2?”, and guess what she said?
“Yes”. I just thought that it was really funny that my math teacher has
both and Xbox and Halo 2. Thanks Guys!
Back in the day I was on the ‘64 with Mario Kart. I
had a knightmare that I was in 8th place and everyone
was watching and I was going in reverse and that
little floating guy with the reverse sign was in my
face. I was probably like 10 or oyunger at the time
so when I woke up I ran to my parents room annd told
them.
OK, some friends and i were playing halo combat evolved. we were playing assult on the control room. we were going across the bridge the part where the horsevader comes out. oh the horsevader is the yellow elite with the energy sword. anyway we started screaming, trying to stay alive. in the game, we were running all over the place, still sceamming. my mom was all like what are you guys doing you sound like a bunch of girls. i know it was in the game, but those elites are kinda scary. by the way we were playing it on legendary so it was kinda hard defeating the elites.
Hey Podtacular! This is True Soldier 38. First, I just want to say that you guys are great. You introduced me to the Halo community and showed me that there’s way more to halo than just playing customs with my friends. Thanks!
So I have two tales from the foxhole for you; actually three. A few days ago I was playing Team snipers on headlong. It was the beginning of the game, so everyone went up to the third floor of the green building as usual. I got there after the first fight was over and walked up the stairs to hide in the back corner where the sword usually spawns. There was a red guy there trying to do something with the boxes. He might have been trying to make a bunker or something. Anyway so I walked back there and shot him in the head as he was punching the boxes. I killed him and looked at the top of my screen to see a snipe kill medal, but instead it said I splattered the guy. I didn’t think I read it right at first so I looked it up online and sure enough under my Team Sniper game it said I got a splatter kill I guess I splattered him with a box.
I would also like to share with you my first kill frenzy (I just got Xbox live last month). It was so easy I was laughing. I was playing a game of one bomb assault with a buddy on Relic. I was showing him the easiest way to arm the bomb on that map. We scored easily and soon it was 2-0. This was obviously the last round. We were defending. I grabbed the ghost and drove over the beach and destroyed their warthog
I started to go back to our base but decides not to so I came back to find two men, one with the bomb running right next to each other towards the base . I ran them both over and got a quick double kill I turned around and there was a guy coming at me from the rocks. I hit him too. My friend watched from the top of the base as I ran four of them over at this time we were cracking up. The last guy came at me with a brute shot and he blew up my ghost as I ran him over. Killfrenzy! And 5 splatters. The other team was so bad. And O yea! Last one. The other day three of my friends slept over and we played a game of slayer on lockout. I was put on a team with the worst guy. My cousin and his friend who has Xbox live were on the other team. The guy I was playing with really sucked. But I did amazing anyway. We won the game 50 – 18, I got 46 kills and my sucky friend got 4. That was the first ad last game of halo we played that night
Hey podtacular it’s iceman 1212, i have a rood tale from the foxhole for
you. I was playing capture the flag on assension and we had the flag . I
fell off the map and threw a sticky. So happens it said i stuck two people
at the same time . they acused me of modding. Keep on trucking fraggs.
Well, my friends and I decided to run a Halo 2 Tournament in our school.
What we did was we got 2 Xbox’s and 2 projectors and we “borrowed” the
schools assembly hall at lunch breaks. (note, this is not US currency) It
was $5 to play a four player free for all game on any map for 4 minutes.
it was awesome. In 3 days we made $500 for charity which is about $65 USD.
You would be surprised how many people in my school play halo 2. Somehow
one of the controllers broke and wouldn’t fire, everything on the
controller worked except the fire trigger. It was total chaos in the hall,
especially after we found a microphone connected to the overhead speakers.
It’s a great way to make money…for charity…
I was at my girlfreinds house and we were watching “city of angels”And she
likes the song iris.She asked me who sung that song and i told her it was
from the foomo dolls!The band that sings that song are the googoo dolls.I
thought it was pretty funny!
So I was playing rumble pit the other day and I got in a game with this
really good kid. I was in second and he was in the lead by 10 points. Then
I told him that if he quit out I would give him a two month. He said OK,
but only if he got it before he quit out. So I started reading some
jiberish code to him and little did he know that I was actually gaining
the lead. When there was 15 seconds left in the game his score had not
changed and I was up by 3. I then told him that the trial was fake and I
went on the win the game. He was very mad in the postgame and everyone
else was laughing at him for his stupidity.
Hey guys this is meean Luc and I have a tale from the foxhole for you. I
was playing a game of Midship CTF with Vyse, CARTS, and RvB Cadoose. Well
in this game I didn’t have host and a went a total of 33 kills and zero
deaths just BRing people and having control of the sword.
Well I was playing a few 1v1s with longshot17. I was standing on BR 3 when
I see a red dot on my radar. He is below me on BR 1. Im looking around to
see where he is then I here a hissing sound, then I blow up randomly.
Aparently he bounced a sticky grenade off the top of the map so it came
down on my head.
I was playing a few games with C0ws, and Raya a few days ago. the party
leader GuN Sh0t started an FFA snipes on Lockout. The game lasted 32
seconds and GuN Sh0t got a killtrocity and a running riot. In the post
game lobby we were all like WTF GuN Sh0t host much? he responded by
saying, ” Do any of you want lessons now?” It was pretty funny at the
time.
My tale from the foxhole happened awhile back when I was hardcore into
Halo 2. It was on Lockout, 4v4 Team Slayer and we were losing. My buddy
and I had been sticking together the whole time, but this little kid was
overly good at grenade sticks. So we’d get stuck all the time from outta
nowhere, and since we stick together all the time, he’d pretty much just
get double kills on us. Well, long story short, we lost something like
17-50; it was bad. In the post-game lobby the little kid wouldn’t shuttup
about how good he was, and F- us and F- that, we were pieces of Ish at
this game and should unplug our ethernet chords, and hang outselves with
them, stuff like that. Then outta nowhere his mom opens the door and
starts yelling at him. Screaming at the top of her lungs of how she
”...didn’t raise a heathen bastard son…” The kid started crying and of
course I almost passed out from laughter. But that’s just one day for me
on Halo 2. I have a few more stories but those will have to wait. Thanks
for all your hardwork Foomo and the gang, have a good one. Cheers.
So i was playing a rousing game of Murder Mystery on headlong and i was
chosen as the killer. I lucked out and spawned with an alien sniper and
started covertly taking out people. I had widdled it done to about 3
guys. I was standing on the bridge behing the big biulding and saw one of
the guys run towards the air lift. I was about to snipe him when i noticed
another guy was watching and he had a good weapon. So instead of risking
death by the onlooker, I went up to the top of the air lift and waited. The guy came up the lift and only had time to say “Oh” before his insides
were painted on the walls of the lift.
After the game he was cracking up and saying how scary it was to come up
the lift and see someone waiting for him with a sniper. That is one of my
most memorable kills in Halo ever.
- One time, while playing double-team with my brother, I spawned -into-
some guy beating my brother down. The guy was literally in the air coming
at my brother, so the first thing I saw when I spawned was an elbow in my
face!
- Another time, during a CTF game, I saw something weird. I was on the
blue team, and I was about to score the winning flag. When I did,
something odd happened. The color on my arm turned from blue to red. Wtf? (To clarify: this was not just a matter of lighting, or my arm
appearing to be red. It was very obvious when it switched, which was at
the exact same moment as the flag capture…)
- (last one) When I’m on lockout, I have a habit of throwing grenades
straight up whenever I fall off, in hopes that I’ll get lucky and get a
kill or something. Well, after doing that every time, time and time
again, it finally paid off. What was great is that I was able to see the
stick on my brother’s screen as it happened. Here’s what went down: I
was under glass running towards snipe, and I was being followed. I
attempted to jump from outside snipe 1 to the elbow, but missed and fell
off. Well, according to habit, I looked up and tossed a nade (I happened
to have stickies). The beautiful part happened next. My brother, who had
been trying to come to my rescue, under lift to under glass, and towards
snipe, turned the corner, and witnessed a lone sticky fly from underneath
the bridge, arc up in the air, and come straight down on the guy’s head
who had just starting to shoot at him. Talk about lucky!
I was playing Team Slayer on Turf and everyone on my team but me quit and
there were still 3 people on the opposing team. I spawned by the BR on the
upper level and ran over to get the sniper. When I got the sniper I jumped
down off of the ledge behind the Warthog and saw that all 3 members of the
opposing team were at the medical tent. I sniped all 3 of them (for a
triple kill) and reloaded my sniper. I noticed in the top left corner of
my screen that 2 of them quit, but there was still 1 of them left. I saw
that he respawned again by the medical tent and I sniped him again
(killtacular). Then unbelievably, he spawned AGAIN in the corner by the
medical tent and I sniped THE SAME GUY for a 3rd time (kill frenzy)! He
then proceeded to start cussing me out and accused me of modding and then
he quit out. I ended up winning the game (not that it mattered since
everyone else had quit) 37-34.
Shoutouts
Until next time I’m Foo Mo Jive (and this is)