Did You Know?

If you have played Halo 2 recently, you probably noticed the new items in the “Did you Know?” box while you’re waiting for matchmaking to find players. So here starts the compilation of all those funny quotes we are used to seeing from Bungie.

• Last Chance! If you want to have access to all the free Halo 2 DLC, go grab it now. It all goes offline on the 15th of April!
• Thanks for playing. Seriously? More than five years after launch? You’re awesome.
• Title Update 4 adds Theater support, screenshots and Forge to Halo 2! Coming: NEVER. Finish the Fight! The exciting conclusion to the Halo 2 cliff-hanger wraps up in Halo 3 for the Xbox 360!
• Admit it, the first time you boarded a vehicle it was pretty awesome!
• Dual Wielding. When all else fails, circle strafe.
• BXR. Yeah, it’s cheating.
• Superbouncin’! Even from waaaaaay down here, you still look like a douche!
• Grenade Party! Can’t four-shot? Chuck some grenades.
• Honky Tonk! Honk your horn while driving the Warthog to alert your team mates that a ride is available! Or, you know, just to be irritating.
• BUNGLE Pro. Sign-ups for the Fall Season begin on May 3rd. Gain access through your copy of Halo 3: ODST!
• Shameless Plug! The Halo: Reach Beta begins on May 3rd!Go buy ODST!
• Squat and Hobble! Although crouch-walking is slow, it makes you invisible to enemy motion detectors. It’s also a sweet way to force a fallen opponent to suck your crotch!
• SMG Starts! OK, we admit it. It was a bad idea.
• Trouble Spot? Having problems playing on XBOX Live? If it’s after April 15th, we’ve got a good idea why!
• I am you Father! Use Voice Masking to add at least ten years to your online persona!
• Tired of obnoxious teammates or opponents? Use the handy mute feat..oh wait, it hasn’t been invented yet.
• This will be the last time you’ll ever get to experience Backwash online. Bummer, eh?
• Believe it or not, Bungie.net is still tracking all of your Halo 2 game stats.
• Needz Moar Laser! You know what would make this game even more awesome? The Laser.
• Lockout! A pixel perfect remake of Halo 3’s Guardian, the spiritual successor to Blackout.
• U R GARBAGE! Remember you can send hateful messages to players from the Post Game Carnage report! “Oh, there you are!”
• Woosh! You know what would make this game more awesome? Jetpacks!
• If you’ve yet to experience Phantom Pistols on Waterworks, there’s still time!